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Jeez, this is terrible.
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It's the stupidest.
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I can't--
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It's an hour's difference.
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The time zone is different here.
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Fuck. It's unbelievable.
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How the fuck can that happen?
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Okay. Here.
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Okay, there. That's done.
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Now what?
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Okay. Got it. Okay.
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Pull it up.
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Okay, now let's get your...
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A few years ago, we wanted to...
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try to help out with some activist's
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anti-corporate activities.
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And we heard about this website
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called rtmark.com.
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And we went there, and they--
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they handed us a domain name--
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gwbush.com--
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and asked us if we might like
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to make a website
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that was critical of George Bush.
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Because George Bush's real
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domain name was georgewbush.com.
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And this was 1999,
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so it was just during the campaign
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when he was beginning
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to run for president.
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And we didn't really know
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quite what to do,
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so we went to Bush's website
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and looked at it.
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And it turned out to be full
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of strange hypocrisies, like,
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for example, he called himself
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"The environmental governor of Texas,"
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but we looked a little closer
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at his record and found out
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that he had actually created
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the most polluted state in the country
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because he dismantled
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the Clean Air Laws while he was there.
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And, actually, that's, I guess,
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what he's doing now nationally.
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So we thought,
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"Well, this kind of hypocrisy
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we can easily poke fun at
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by making a satire website."
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And we made this satire website
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that looked exactly like Bush's
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except for a few key differences.
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Like there was a photo on the banner--
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instead of him and his wife
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in front of the capitol building in Texas,
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we showed him pointing the finger
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at black people.
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And this seemed to get him
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a little bit angry.
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So the Bush campaign
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tried to shut us down
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by sending us
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a cease and desist letter
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and by complaining
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to the Federal Election Commission.
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But we were able
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to just take those threats
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and send them to the media.
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And immediately the <i>New York Times</i>
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wrote an article,
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and there were a whole bunch
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of other articles.
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In fact, one reporter
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read these articles and,
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at a press conference,
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asked Bush,
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"So, what about this website--
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gwbush.com--what do you think of that?"
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So it was all over the place.
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A lot of people read about it,
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including a guy who had another
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domain name called gatt.org.
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And, of course, GATT is the
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Global Agreement on Tariffs and Trade,
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and it's the predecessor agreement
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to the World Trade Organization.
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And he said,
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"If you could do this for Bush,
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then maybe you can
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also do this for the WTO."
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The WTO is supposed to be
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sort of a United Nations of commerce,
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a conglomeration
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of all these countries in the world...
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that get together every now and then
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to discuss trade policies
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in how exactly goods will be bought
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and sold throughout the world.
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I'm sure, originally,
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the stated purpose of the WTO
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was to help these countries
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who are developing
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so that, you know, the world community
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can help raise them out of poverty.
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In fact, what it's done is
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it's allowed large corporations
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to go in and exploit these people
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even further
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so that Americans
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become even wealthier
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and the people in these countries
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continue to struggle to get by.
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And I think that's--
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at this point it's upset quite a few people.
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So I gotta try
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and remember where Sal lives.
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It's a little bit complicated. There's, like,
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this snaking road up over the hills.
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And who is Sal?
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Sal is a friend who I met in San Diego,
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and he moved to L.A.
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to work in the movie industry,
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and that's why now he does,
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actually, costuming professionally.
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He builds, like, weird suits
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out of pretty much
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any material you can imagine.
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And so, when we needed a costume,
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I knew who to call.
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Yeah, this is it. Yeah.
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I'll maybe bring him his mail, actually,
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as long as we're at it here.
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- Yeah--I don't like it.
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- Okay.
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It looks too much like sex stuff
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instead of--it's not very modern-looking.
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Remember, this is the future.
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This isn't about, like, straps and stuff.
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That's like dungeons and torture
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in the past.
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The costume
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is a manager's leisure suit.
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And the idea is that Hank Hardy Unruh,
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the representative
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from the World Trade Organization,
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is going to go and wear
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this breakaway business suit
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that's gonna be pulled off of him
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during the middle
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of the keynote address to the conference.
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And then a big inflatable phallus
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is going to emerge from this golden suit,
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and on the end of it is a TV screen
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that he uses
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to manage sweatshops remotely.
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The reason we got invited
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to these things
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is we have a website
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called gatt.org.
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The gatt.org website looks a lot
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like the WTO website,
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but it is critical of the WTO.
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Most people, though,
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who find gatt.org
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by searching
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for the World Trade Organization...
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will go without reading it
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and will send us e-mail directly.
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So a lot of people ask us
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weird questions about tariffs and trade,
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and we try to answer
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as accurately as we can.
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And occasionally invitations come in
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from official
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or quasi-official organizations
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asking for opinions
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or asking us to attend a conference.
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And so, when they ask, they really think
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they're talking to the WTO,
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and we respond by giving them
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what we think they want--
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which is the opinions of the WTO--
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as accurately
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as we can represent them.
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You know what I'm thinking,
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actually, looking at this...
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is that maybe this is a zipper.
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah.
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Then he just unzips it
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and pulls the thing at the same time.
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- That could be really good.
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- Because...
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to have it burst out of the Velcro,
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it might not be strong enough to burst out,
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and then he'd have to pull it.
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Part of the thing
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that gives us the courage
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to go to Tampere...
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with this really absurd suit
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is that we already went
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to Salzburg, Austria, to represent
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the World Trade Organization
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at a conference on tariffs and trade.
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There, our representative--the same guy
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who is Hank Hardy Unruh here--
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was Dr. Andreas Bichlbauer there.
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And he gave a lecture that focused
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on basically doing away with
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all customs in the name of free trade,
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like getting rid of the <i>siesta</i>
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in Spain and Italy
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so that business hours
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could be the same.
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In Italy, on the other hand,
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you have a totally different situation,
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in which sleep is...done during
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the day as much as at night almost.
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And allowing people to sell their votes
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over the Internet to the highest bidder
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so that the barriers to free trade
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and things like votes were out of the way.
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One possible solution is being tested
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in the field of American politics
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to streamline the grotesquely
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inefficient system of elections.
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It's one back,
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It has a terrible siren.
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Oh, my God. What are we
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we gotta watch the Patrick video.
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It's weird stuff, isn't it?
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It's really a problem.
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It seems about the weirdest
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It looks pretty good on this.
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Yeah, it's all right.
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What we have here is that we have
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who's going to be wearing the suit.
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And I'm going to be showing
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Sometimes I don't think they know
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What I'll come up with...
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it fits in perfectly with what they're--
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Well, I came out
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the company I was with I thought
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and there really isn't any humanity
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so therefore I hope that maybe
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being part of the Yes Men
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I grew up in the suburbs here,
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and then I moved to Troy six years ago
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There's a place there called Rensselaer
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Polytechnic Institute, and I teach there.
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I was moving back home, really,
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I'd been on the West Coast
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Wait, what is this?
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This is--it's this...
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...SimCopter hack.
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Here it is.
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I wanted to watch this tape
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'cause this is the tape--
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I've been cleaning out the archives,
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I met Andy through a friend, actually.
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A mutual friend.
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Actually, two people
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suggested that me and Andy
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get in contact with one another
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because we'd both
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done similar projects.
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One of the jobs that I had was
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at this games company called Maxis
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that makes SimCity.
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One of the games they were making
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I was in charge of the little people
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And I made them
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wearing nothing but swim trunks.
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They'd all be boys, and they'd
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be running around kissing each other.
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So all the people who ordered
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this very popular video game
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suddenly were treated
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to a completely different spectacle.
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So he got a lot
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of press attention for it,
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and it was seen as a kind of--
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an activist kind of statement
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about video games and the sort
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of macho nature of them.
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It all involves
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the unexpected appearance
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of some gay, kissing muscle men
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every Friday the 13th.
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He's becoming a celebrity of sorts
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in the computer world--
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especially the gay computer world.
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And then I had done a project
|
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using Barbie dolls,
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where we switched the voice boxes
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of Barbie dolls and G.I. Joes.
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<i>Troops! Attack that Cobra jet</i>
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<i>with heavy firepower!</i>
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And that ended up in G.I. Joes that
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said things like, "I love to shop with you,"
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and Barbie dolls that said things like,
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"Dead men tell no lies."
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And we got them back
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on store shelves
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all over the country in what we called
|
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We're like Santa Claus,
|
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only less radical,
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because Santa Claus
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breaks into people's houses. We don't.
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So that when kids
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got them at Christmas,
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they were surprised to find their doll
|
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saying something other
|
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And the kids thought it was hilarious.
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They loved having these crazy dolls.
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We sent out press releases,
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so it was in the news on Christmas Day
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It just went through every kind
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<i>- The B.L.O...</i>
|
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<i>- The Mission of the B.L.O...</i>
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224
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<i>The Barbie Liberation Organization--</i>
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<i>the B.L.O...</i>
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<i>It was real funny 'cause it looks</i>
|
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<i>like, "Come on, fight me. Fight me!"</i>
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<i>- Except it says...</i>
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<i>- I love school. Don't you?</i>
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<i>Let's sing with the band tonight!</i>
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Now we're--with the Yes Men,
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we're calling that sort of basic idea
|
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"Identity Correction,"
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like saying, these things--
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these things that are not
|
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really presenting themselves honestly
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or that hide something about their nature
|
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that's really scary,
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we want to bring that out.
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We want to show that.
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We want to demonstrate that.
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And so, like for the WTO--
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we think that the WTO
|
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is doing all these terrible things
|
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that are hurting people
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and they're saying the exact opposite.
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And so we're interested
|
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in correcting their identity.
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In the same way that an identity thief
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steals somebody's identity
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in order to basically
|
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just engage in criminal practices,
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we target people
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we see as criminals,
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and we steal their identity
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And so...you know,
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I guess this whole thing
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has its roots for both me and Andy
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247
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in stuff that we've been doing
|
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for a long time,
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248
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which is trying to create public spectacles
|
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that, in some kind of poetic way,
|
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249
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reveal something about our culture
|
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that's profoundly a problem.
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That must be Sal.
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- Oh, dude.
|
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- Are you okay?
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I got fuckin' lost on that...
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Oh, no.
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It's been a long day.
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Holy shit!
|
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256
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Well, I probably started it
|
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in June or July.
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So, on and off
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for a good two to three months.
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Just a couple more pieces
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of Velcro, and that'll really be it.
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And, yeah, we're...
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at the end of the line.
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Okay, look.
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So we're making a list here.
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Wednesday we leave
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for Finland early,
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so, Sunday...
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make lecture.
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Bigger?
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Oh, no. That's a big one.
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PowerPoint...
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and then speech.
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Finish.
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It's 4:03 a.m., and I guess
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I'll just keep working until morning.
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I feel...somewhat awake.
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And then Andy can take over again.
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We can do
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around-the-clock shifts, I guess.
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I'm just trying to add a few slides
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into the PowerPoint here.
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272
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Because, actually, a lot of the things
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that business leaders of the world
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273
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say in relation to these issues
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are actually sort of very similar
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to what Unruh Hank Hardy says,
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even though maybe Unruh Hank Hardy
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is a little bit more frank about it.
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And, in fact,
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when he talked to CNBC,
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when he was debating,
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278
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an activist, Barry Coates,
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just sort of agreed with what he said
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279
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when he said that this is what
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the WTO does, and this is our position.
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280
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And Barry Coates said,
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"Well, that's funny. That's exactly right."
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281
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So...after Salzburg, we got an e-mail
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asking a representative of the WTO
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282
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to appear on CNBC
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MarketWrap Europe.
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283
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And the producer apparently didn't notice
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that gatt.org was not the WTO site.
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284
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And Granwyth Hulatberi, which is
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another name that Andy just came up with,
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285
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responded and, of course, said,
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286
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"Well, I'd be happy to go
|
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on CNBC MarketWrap."
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287
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And the producer wanted him to debate
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an anti-globalization protester.
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288
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If the WTO is serious about addressing
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the issues of world poverty,
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289
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it would do things
|
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completely differently than it is now.
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290
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Let me bring in Granwyth on that.
|
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Is that a fair point?
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291
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Well, of course it is, but I think Barry,
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as well as all the other protesters,
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292
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are simply, in a word, focused too much
|
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on reality and on facts and figures.
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293
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And I think I would have to say
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that this is a long-term problem
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294
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that comes down
|
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to a problem of education.
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295
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We have to find a way to convince
|
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perhaps not the protesters
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296
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but the protesters' children
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297
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|
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to follow thinkers like Milton Friedman
|
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and Darwin and--and so on,
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298
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|
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rather than what the protesters
|
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have been reared on--
|
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299
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|
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Trotsky and Robespierre
|
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and Abbie Hoffman.
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300
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Und ich glaube, dass das
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Legen der Inhalte von Erziehung,
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301
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ein Legen in private H<>nde -
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302
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eine Konzentrierung der Ressourcen
|
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im privaten Sektor -
|
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303
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00:19:36,322 --> 00:19:38,483
|
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wird automatisch zu diesem Ergebnis
|
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f<EFBFBD>hren,
|
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304
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00:19:38,557 --> 00:19:41,048
|
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und wir werden die Kinder der
|
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Protestierer erzogen sehen
|
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305
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00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:43,617
|
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mit v<>llig anderen Sorgen.
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306
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|
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Lassen Sie mich darauf
|
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antworten, Barry.
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307
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Ich - ich m<>chte nur sagen,
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308
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00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:49,361
|
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dass diese vereinfachende Argumentation
|
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|
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|
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309
|
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00:19:49,435 --> 00:19:53,098
|
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wirklich, also, zu beleidigend und un-
|
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glaubw<EFBFBD>rdig f<>r die meisten Menschen ist.
|
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|
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310
|
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00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:56,903
|
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Die Tatsache, dass wir die Wahl haben
|
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zwischen Milton Friedman und Abbie Hoffman
|
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|
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311
|
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00:19:56,976 --> 00:20:00,377
|
||
als unsere Quellen f<>r <20>komische Geschichte
|
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und Philosophie..
|
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|
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312
|
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00:20:00,446 --> 00:20:03,438
|
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Es gibt viele, viele Denker
|
||
in der Welt -
|
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|
||
313
|
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00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:06,007
|
||
nur nicht die, die bei der WTO
|
||
angestellt sind -
|
||
|
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314
|
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00:20:06,085 --> 00:20:09,953
|
||
die glauben, dass die Ans<6E>tze der
|
||
WTO sehr sch<63>dlich sind
|
||
|
||
315
|
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00:20:10,022 --> 00:20:12,684
|
||
f<EFBFBD>r die Entwicklungsaussichten
|
||
der <20>rmsten L<>nder
|
||
|
||
316
|
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00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:14,419
|
||
Lassen Sie mich auf Granwyth
|
||
antworten.
|
||
|
||
317
|
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00:20:15,961 --> 00:20:21,558
|
||
Ja. Also ich m<>chte auf Granwyth'
|
||
- sorry - auf Barry's Punkt eingehen,
|
||
|
||
318
|
||
00:20:21,634 --> 00:20:23,124
|
||
dass es andere Denker gibt.
|
||
|
||
319
|
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00:20:23,202 --> 00:20:27,468
|
||
Nun, wer hat denn wirklich die Macht
|
||
in der Welt, wer hat also Recht
|
||
|
||
320
|
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00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:29,201
|
||
mit seiner Weltsicht?
|
||
|
||
321
|
||
00:20:29,275 --> 00:20:31,607
|
||
Ich meine, ich denke die Antwort
|
||
ist leicht.
|
||
|
||
322
|
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00:20:31,677 --> 00:20:35,511
|
||
Und wenn Sie sich meine Ansichten und
|
||
die Ansichten meiner Organisation ansehen,
|
||
|
||
323
|
||
00:20:35,581 --> 00:20:39,244
|
||
und die vieler, vieler wichtiger
|
||
Entscheider in der Welt -
|
||
|
||
324
|
||
|
||
00:20:39,318 --> 00:20:43,311
|
||
den m<>chtigen Menschen also - dann stimmen
|
||
sie mit dem ein, was ich hier erkl<6B>re.
|
||
|
||
325
|
||
00:20:43,389 --> 00:20:46,881
|
||
Und ich denke das ist genug zu dieser
|
||
Weltsicht.
|
||
|
||
|
||
326
|
||
00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:48,119
|
||
Kurz, Barry.
|
||
|
||
327
|
||
00:20:48,193 --> 00:20:49,990
|
||
Also, ich meine - was wir hier haben
|
||
|
||
328
|
||
00:20:50,062 --> 00:20:53,657
|
||
ist ein Bild der Reichen und M<>chtigen, die
|
||
bestimmte Ansichten haben,
|
||
|
||
329
|
||
00:20:53,732 --> 00:20:57,065
|
||
die sie dann durch die
|
||
Institutionen propagieren
|
||
|
||
330
|
||
00:20:57,136 --> 00:20:58,728
|
||
in denen sie eine starke Stimme haben.
|
||
|
||
|
||
331
|
||
00:20:58,804 --> 00:21:02,205
|
||
Und ich denke das ist exakt das Modell,
|
||
das in Frage gestellt wird.
|
||
|
||
332
|
||
00:21:02,274 --> 00:21:07,211
|
||
Und zwar von einer sehr grossen,
|
||
weiter wachsenden Anzahl
|
||
|
||
333
|
||
00:21:07,279 --> 00:21:09,611
|
||
von Menschen, die beunruhigt wegen
|
||
dieser Regelungen sind.
|
||
|
||
334
|
||
00:21:09,682 --> 00:21:12,742
|
||
Die Menschen auf den Strassen
|
||
von Genua und Seattle
|
||
|
||
335
|
||
00:21:12,818 --> 00:21:15,286
|
||
sind nicht die gesamte Bewegung.
|
||
|
||
336
|
||
00:21:15,354 --> 00:21:16,946
|
||
Sie sind nur die Spitze des
|
||
Eisbergs.
|
||
|
||
337
|
||
00:21:17,022 --> 00:21:20,856
|
||
Wir haben letztes Jahr in einer Studie
|
||
die Entwicklungsl<73>nder angesehen,
|
||
|
||
338
|
||
00:21:20,926 --> 00:21:24,020
|
||
und haben herausgefunden, dass inner-
|
||
halb eines Jahres in 50 Demonstrationen
|
||
|
||
339
|
||
00:21:24,096 --> 00:21:26,929
|
||
<EFBFBD>ber eine Million Mensch aus
|
||
Entwicklungsl<EFBFBD>ndern
|
||
|
||
340
|
||
00:21:26,999 --> 00:21:29,661
|
||
dabei waren, zu versuchen, die
|
||
Regeln zu ver<65>ndern,
|
||
|
||
341
|
||
00:21:29,735 --> 00:21:32,465
|
||
die ihnen von der Weltbank und dem
|
||
IWF aufgezwungen
|
||
|
||
342
|
||
00:21:32,538 --> 00:21:35,200
|
||
und durch die WTO festgelegt
|
||
wurden.
|
||
|
||
343
|
||
00:21:35,274 --> 00:21:38,141
|
||
Danke. Wir m<>ssen zum Ende kommen. Barry
|
||
Coates, danke f<>r ihre Teilnahme.
|
||
|
||
344
|
||
00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:42,044
|
||
Danke auch an Granwyth Hulatberi und
|
||
Vernon Ellis in New York.
|
||
|
||
345
|
||
00:22:08,807 --> 00:22:10,206
|
||
Abschnitt drei?
|
||
|
||
|
||
346
|
||
00:22:13,412 --> 00:22:14,572
|
||
Naja...
|
||
|
||
347
|
||
00:22:14,647 --> 00:22:17,980
|
||
Es ist nicht wirklich ein Kleider-
|
||
sack, aber, <20>hm...
|
||
|
||
348
|
||
00:22:19,018 --> 00:22:20,349
|
||
...es wird schon gehen.
|
||
|
||
349
|
||
00:22:21,987 --> 00:22:25,150
|
||
Ja? Glaubst du das ist sehr
|
||
gesch<EFBFBD>ftsm<EFBFBD>ssig?
|
||
|
||
350
|
||
00:22:25,224 --> 00:22:26,885
|
||
So richtig offiziell?
|
||
|
||
|
||
351
|
||
00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:29,018
|
||
Sehr...sehr dickes Geld.
|
||
|
||
352
|
||
00:22:29,094 --> 00:22:32,894
|
||
Okay, gut. Genau das brauchen wir.
|
||
Ich brauche eine protzige Uhr.
|
||
|
||
353
|
||
00:22:34,033 --> 00:22:38,697
|
||
Warst du nerv<72>s, als du nach
|
||
Salzburg gefahren bist?
|
||
|
||
354
|
||
00:22:38,771 --> 00:22:41,171
|
||
Die Sache ist, dass, selbst mit
|
||
dieser Salzburg-Sache,
|
||
|
||
355
|
||
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,970
|
||
waren wir so irgendwie...
|
||
|
||
|
||
356
|
||
00:22:44,043 --> 00:22:47,843
|
||
- wir waren schon sehr nerv<72>s,
|
||
aber die ganze Zeit <20>ber -
|
||
|
||
357
|
||
00:22:47,913 --> 00:22:50,575
|
||
es wird einem nicht bewusst, bis
|
||
man wirklich dort ist.
|
||
|
||
358
|
||
00:22:50,649 --> 00:22:51,775
|
||
Stimmt.
|
||
|
||
359
|
||
00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:55,251
|
||
Nun, nachdem, was ich von der
|
||
Rede gesehen habe
|
||
|
||
360
|
||
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:58,721
|
||
f<EFBFBD>ngt es ganz normal an,
|
||
|
||
361
|
||
00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:01,282
|
||
so dass die Leute sich entspannen
|
||
k<EFBFBD>nnen -
|
||
|
||
362
|
||
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:05,524
|
||
er kann sich sozusagen langsam
|
||
reinarbeiten.
|
||
|
||
363
|
||
00:23:07,266 --> 00:23:09,257
|
||
Sohn einer verdammten Hure.
|
||
|
||
364
|
||
00:23:11,170 --> 00:23:12,501
|
||
Scheisse.
|
||
|
||
365
|
||
00:23:13,505 --> 00:23:16,633
|
||
Ja, hast du einen Lappen? Fuck.
|
||
|
||
366
|
||
00:23:17,276 --> 00:23:21,474
|
||
Scheisse. Ich hab einen mit Schuhpoli-
|
||
tur drauf, der wird nicht gehen, oder?
|
||
|
||
367
|
||
00:23:24,383 --> 00:23:26,715
|
||
- Der Bildschirm hat etwas Farbe abgekriegt?
|
||
- Jepp.
|
||
|
||
368
|
||
00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:37,652
|
||
- Das h<>rt sich wie ein Rasenm<6E>her an.
|
||
- Das ist ein bisschen laut, stimmt.
|
||
|
||
369
|
||
00:23:38,997 --> 00:23:40,328
|
||
- Das ist nicht gut.
|
||
- Vergiss es.
|
||
|
||
370
|
||
00:23:50,142 --> 00:23:53,305
|
||
Guck mal, es macht ein neues Ger<65>usch.
|
||
Gut. Gut. Gut. Toll.
|
||
|
||
371
|
||
00:23:53,378 --> 00:23:54,970
|
||
- Ist das nicht toll?
|
||
- Probiers aus.
|
||
|
||
372
|
||
00:23:55,047 --> 00:23:56,639
|
||
Jetzt funktioniert es nicht.
|
||
|
||
373
|
||
00:23:56,715 --> 00:23:58,546
|
||
- Oh, H<>r zu! Yeah.
|
||
- So muss es sein!
|
||
|
||
374
|
||
00:23:59,451 --> 00:24:00,782
|
||
Wir m<>ssen uns beeilen!
|
||
|
||
375
|
||
00:24:13,599 --> 00:24:15,863
|
||
Okay, zehn Minuten.
|
||
Sie sind beide da.
|
||
|
||
376
|
||
00:24:18,337 --> 00:24:19,827
|
||
Hey, Sal.
|
||
|
||
377
|
||
00:24:21,073 --> 00:24:22,131
|
||
Danke.
|
||
|
||
378
|
||
00:24:23,976 --> 00:24:25,136
|
||
Viel Gl<47>ck.
|
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|
||
379
|
||
00:24:26,478 --> 00:24:28,309
|
||
- Wir werden sehen, wie es l<>uft.
|
||
- Danke f<>r alles.
|
||
|
||
380
|
||
00:24:28,380 --> 00:24:30,974
|
||
Ja, schlaf gut.
|
||
Viel Vergn<67>gen.
|
||
|
||
381
|
||
00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:33,611
|
||
- Viel Spass.
|
||
- Bis bald.
|
||
|
||
382
|
||
00:24:33,685 --> 00:24:36,210
|
||
Zieh in meinen Raum.
|
||
Entspann dich.
|
||
|
||
383
|
||
00:24:36,288 --> 00:24:37,448
|
||
Okay.
|
||
|
||
384
|
||
00:24:40,325 --> 00:24:43,158
|
||
Ist das alles?
|
||
Wow. Wie effizient.
|
||
|
||
385
|
||
00:24:43,228 --> 00:24:44,388
|
||
Okay.
|
||
|
||
386
|
||
00:24:45,831 --> 00:24:48,664
|
||
Effizient.
|
||
Ein Paradebeispiel an Effizienz.
|
||
|
||
|
||
387
|
||
00:24:51,804 --> 00:24:55,240
|
||
Du hast etwas in deinem Gesicht.
|
||
Nein, hier.
|
||
|
||
388
|
||
00:24:57,075 --> 00:24:58,133
|
||
So ist es besser.
|
||
|
||
389
|
||
00:25:30,576 --> 00:25:32,407
|
||
Wir sind letzte Nacht angekommen.
|
||
|
||
390
|
||
00:25:32,477 --> 00:25:34,809
|
||
Du musstest ein Nickerchen machen.
|
||
Du brauchtest etwas Schlaf.
|
||
|
||
391
|
||
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,211
|
||
Ich war einfach fertig, stimmt.
|
||
|
||
392
|
||
00:25:36,281 --> 00:25:40,115
|
||
Und ich bin los und hab mir den
|
||
Konferenzraum angesehen.
|
||
|
||
393
|
||
00:25:40,185 --> 00:25:43,586
|
||
Es gab ein Schild an der T<>r, darauf
|
||
stand "Textilien der Zukunft."
|
||
|
||
394
|
||
00:25:43,655 --> 00:25:47,591
|
||
Unruh Hank Hardy war der erste
|
||
Redner - Hank Hardy Unruh.
|
||
|
||
395
|
||
00:25:47,659 --> 00:25:50,059
|
||
Und, weisst du, alles
|
||
wirkte irgendwie offiziell.
|
||
|
||
396
|
||
00:25:50,128 --> 00:25:52,790
|
||
Die Kaffeetassen waren schon da.
|
||
|
||
397
|
||
00:25:52,865 --> 00:25:54,856
|
||
Und ich dachte,
|
||
"Das ist toll. Ich bin bereit.
|
||
|
||
398
|
||
00:25:54,933 --> 00:25:57,094
|
||
Ich weiss exakt wo das ist.
|
||
Wir k<>nnen da hin."
|
||
|
||
399
|
||
00:25:57,169 --> 00:25:59,569
|
||
Ich hatte einen Ablauf - Ich habe
|
||
einen kleinen Ablaufplan aufgestellt,
|
||
|
||
400
|
||
00:25:59,638 --> 00:26:03,836
|
||
Ich hatte Karten des Orts und die
|
||
aktuellsten Konferenz-Flyer.
|
||
|
||
401
|
||
00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:07,940
|
||
Bin dann wieder hergekommen.
|
||
Dann sind wir fr<66>h schlafen gegangen.
|
||
|
||
402
|
||
00:26:08,013 --> 00:26:13,007
|
||
Hank hat sofort geschnarcht,
|
||
aber ich konnte <20>berhaupt nicht schlafen.
|
||
|
||
403
|
||
00:26:13,085 --> 00:26:14,780
|
||
Ich lag nur wach im Bett,
|
||
|
||
404
|
||
00:26:14,853 --> 00:26:18,516
|
||
und ab und zu bin ich ins Bad oder hab das
|
||
Licht angemacht und etwas gelesen,
|
||
|
||
405
|
||
00:26:18,590 --> 00:26:21,491
|
||
denn ich war einfach unf<6E>hig zu
|
||
schlafen.
|
||
|
||
406
|
||
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,893
|
||
Und irgendwann bin ich dann doch ein-
|
||
geschlafen, kurz vor dem Aufwachen.
|
||
|
||
407
|
||
00:26:28,734 --> 00:26:29,894
|
||
Toll.
|
||
|
||
408
|
||
00:26:32,671 --> 00:26:35,401
|
||
Ich lass meine Brieftasche hier.
|
||
|
||
409
|
||
00:26:38,744 --> 00:26:40,234
|
||
Okay, los gehts.
|
||
|
||
410
|
||
00:26:43,849 --> 00:26:45,510
|
||
- Warte.
|
||
- Es ist 8:00.
|
||
|
||
411
|
||
00:26:45,584 --> 00:26:47,575
|
||
Ich denke ich werde sie wirklich
|
||
hierlassen.
|
||
|
||
412
|
||
00:26:53,525 --> 00:26:54,924
|
||
Kommst du?
|
||
|
||
413
|
||
00:26:59,431 --> 00:27:01,922
|
||
Hank, es ist ein bisschen fr<66>h,
|
||
um aufzustehen.
|
||
|
||
414
|
||
00:27:02,768 --> 00:27:06,499
|
||
- Das geht schon ok so.
|
||
- Ich meine, ich dachte wir machen Urlaub.
|
||
|
||
415
|
||
00:27:06,571 --> 00:27:08,232
|
||
- Wie Bitte?
|
||
- Urlaub.
|
||
|
||
416
|
||
00:27:08,307 --> 00:27:09,706
|
||
Ich weiss.
|
||
|
||
417
|
||
00:27:09,775 --> 00:27:12,437
|
||
- Ich w<>rde gern Urlaub machen.
|
||
- Und sie bringen mich nach Finnland...
|
||
|
||
418
|
||
00:27:17,349 --> 00:27:20,682
|
||
Gib mir das Ei.
|
||
Ich werde es dir pellen.
|
||
|
||
419
|
||
00:27:20,752 --> 00:27:22,413
|
||
Das w<>re nett. Danke.
|
||
|
||
420
|
||
00:27:27,292 --> 00:27:29,783
|
||
- Aber wir sind sp<73>t dran.
|
||
- Sind wir?
|
||
|
||
421
|
||
00:27:29,861 --> 00:27:35,026
|
||
Ein bisschen. Es ist nach 8:00, und ich
|
||
wollte eigentlich um 8:00 am Tagungsort ein.
|
||
|
||
422
|
||
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:36,761
|
||
- Okay.
|
||
- Das klappt schon.
|
||
|
||
423
|
||
00:27:36,835 --> 00:27:38,996
|
||
- Ist es nach 8:00?
|
||
- Es ist nach 8:00.
|
||
|
||
424
|
||
00:27:39,071 --> 00:27:40,231
|
||
Ja.
|
||
|
||
425
|
||
00:27:42,808 --> 00:27:44,969
|
||
Weisst du, tu so, als ob...
|
||
|
||
426
|
||
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,383
|
||
Toll, wir sind p<>nktlich.
|
||
|
||
427
|
||
00:27:56,455 --> 00:27:57,615
|
||
Oh, gut.
|
||
|
||
428
|
||
00:28:00,192 --> 00:28:03,025
|
||
Hallo, Ich bin Hank Hardy Unruh.
|
||
Ich bin von der -
|
||
|
||
429
|
||
00:28:03,095 --> 00:28:05,495
|
||
- Oh, Klar. Freut mich, Sie kennenzulernen.
|
||
- Freut mich, Sie kennenzulernen.
|
||
|
||
430
|
||
00:28:05,564 --> 00:28:07,725
|
||
- Wir haben sie schon erwartet.
|
||
- Oh, gut.
|
||
|
||
431
|
||
00:28:08,834 --> 00:28:11,428
|
||
Es ist nicht 9:30 - nein.
|
||
Es ist 8:30, oder?
|
||
|
||
432
|
||
00:28:12,237 --> 00:28:16,071
|
||
- Aber du wirst...
|
||
- Es ist jetzt 8:30...oder?
|
||
|
||
433
|
||
00:28:16,141 --> 00:28:20,475
|
||
Es...ist...es ist 9:30, ja.
|
||
|
||
434
|
||
00:28:20,545 --> 00:28:21,876
|
||
- Jetzt?
|
||
- Ja.
|
||
|
||
435
|
||
00:28:21,947 --> 00:28:24,108
|
||
- Ja.
|
||
- Es ist 9:30?
|
||
|
||
436
|
||
00:28:24,182 --> 00:28:25,581
|
||
- Ja.
|
||
- Ja. Fast.
|
||
|
||
437
|
||
00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:28,380
|
||
- Ich bin dran um...
|
||
- Es ist im Moment 27 nach 9:00.
|
||
|
||
438
|
||
00:28:28,453 --> 00:28:30,944
|
||
Oh mein Gott.
|
||
Wir sind eine Stunde zu sp<73>t.
|
||
|
||
439
|
||
00:28:31,023 --> 00:28:33,014
|
||
- Oh mein Gott. Danke.
|
||
- Gern geschehen.
|
||
|
||
440
|
||
00:28:33,091 --> 00:28:36,458
|
||
- Nun, wir m<>ssen-- wir fangen in 3--
|
||
- Jedenfalls, sch<63>n sie kennenzulernen.
|
||
|
||
441
|
||
00:28:36,528 --> 00:28:38,462
|
||
Wissen sie,
|
||
dass er gerade dran ist?
|
||
|
||
|
||
442
|
||
00:28:38,530 --> 00:28:41,124
|
||
Ja - naja,
|
||
...haben sie erwartet.
|
||
|
||
443
|
||
00:28:41,199 --> 00:28:43,258
|
||
- Oh, Jesus. Okay.
|
||
- Okay, wir...
|
||
|
||
444
|
||
00:28:45,504 --> 00:28:48,667
|
||
Kommen sie auch?
|
||
Sind sie registriert?
|
||
|
||
445
|
||
00:28:49,674 --> 00:28:53,166
|
||
Ich bin sein Assistent.
|
||
Wir arbeiten beide mit ihm.
|
||
|
||
446
|
||
00:28:53,245 --> 00:28:55,736
|
||
Wir m<>ssen uns jetzt um eine Dinge
|
||
k<EFBFBD>mmern.
|
||
|
||
447
|
||
00:28:55,814 --> 00:28:57,543
|
||
- Hier ist es.
|
||
- Okay.
|
||
|
||
448
|
||
00:28:57,616 --> 00:29:00,608
|
||
- M<>chten Sie am Dinner teilnehmen?
|
||
- Ja, bitte.
|
||
|
||
449
|
||
00:29:00,685 --> 00:29:03,279
|
||
- Sind damit Kosten verbunden, oder...
|
||
- Nein, das ist inklusive.
|
||
|
||
450
|
||
00:29:03,355 --> 00:29:06,620
|
||
Okay. Ja, wir-- wir werden
|
||
am Dinner teilnehmen. Das ist toll.
|
||
|
||
|
||
451
|
||
00:29:07,526 --> 00:29:09,357
|
||
- Wow.
|
||
- Ich glaube, wir m<>ssen uns beeilen.
|
||
|
||
452
|
||
00:29:09,428 --> 00:29:12,022
|
||
- Ja. Ich werde dich begleiten.
|
||
- Ja. Bitte.
|
||
|
||
453
|
||
00:29:13,865 --> 00:29:15,696
|
||
Wobei, nein, Sie k<>nnen jetzt nicht
|
||
reingehen,
|
||
|
||
454
|
||
00:29:15,767 --> 00:29:18,099
|
||
weil Sie sich vorher noch darum
|
||
k<EFBFBD>mmern m<>ssen.
|
||
|
||
455
|
||
00:29:18,170 --> 00:29:21,662
|
||
Wir sind eine Stunde -
|
||
Wir sind eine Stunde zu sp<73>t.
|
||
|
||
456
|
||
00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:24,402
|
||
- Ich muss etwas erledigen.
|
||
- Ja.
|
||
|
||
457
|
||
00:29:24,476 --> 00:29:26,808
|
||
Er muss jetzt gleich einen sehr
|
||
wichtigen Anruf t<>tigen.
|
||
|
||
458
|
||
00:29:26,878 --> 00:29:28,709
|
||
- Ich brauche daf<61>r 5 Minuten.
|
||
- Jetzt gleich?
|
||
|
||
459
|
||
00:29:28,780 --> 00:29:29,838
|
||
Tut mir leid.
|
||
|
||
460
|
||
00:29:29,915 --> 00:29:32,748
|
||
Aber Sie m<>ssen Ihre Pr<50>sentation
|
||
in 2 Minuten beginne.
|
||
|
||
461
|
||
00:29:32,818 --> 00:29:35,309
|
||
Bitte sagen Sie ihm, dass ich
|
||
3 Minuten sp<73>ter komme.
|
||
|
||
462
|
||
00:29:41,093 --> 00:29:43,288
|
||
Nun, es gibt da noch ein Detail.
|
||
|
||
463
|
||
00:29:43,361 --> 00:29:46,524
|
||
Jesus. Fuck.
|
||
Wieso wussten wir das nicht?
|
||
|
||
464
|
||
00:29:46,598 --> 00:29:48,759
|
||
Keine Ahnung.
|
||
Das ist wirklich unglaublich.
|
||
|
||
465
|
||
00:29:49,801 --> 00:29:52,292
|
||
- Komm schon.
|
||
- Okay. Los gehts.
|
||
|
||
466
|
||
00:29:53,605 --> 00:29:55,766
|
||
Oh Mann, das ist schrecklich.
|
||
|
||
467
|
||
00:29:55,841 --> 00:29:58,105
|
||
Das ist das bl<62>deste -
|
||
Ich kann nicht...
|
||
|
||
468
|
||
00:29:59,211 --> 00:30:02,044
|
||
Das ist - ist eine Stunde Unterschied.
|
||
Hier ist eine andere Zeitzone.
|
||
|
||
469
|
||
00:30:04,950 --> 00:30:08,147
|
||
Das ist unglaublich.
|
||
Wie zur H<>lle kann das passieren?
|
||
|
||
470
|
||
00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:12,054
|
||
- Okay, so. Das ist erledigt.
|
||
- Meine Damen und Herren...
|
||
|
||
471
|
||
00:30:12,124 --> 00:30:14,524
|
||
Okay, schnell,
|
||
das Shirt - die Unterw<72>sche.
|
||
|
||
472
|
||
00:30:15,994 --> 00:30:17,256
|
||
Die goldene Unterw<72>sche.
|
||
|
||
473
|
||
00:30:17,329 --> 00:30:18,591
|
||
Okay...
|
||
|
||
474
|
||
00:30:19,998 --> 00:30:21,989
|
||
Muss ich da was durchstecken?
|
||
|
||
475
|
||
00:30:22,067 --> 00:30:23,728
|
||
- Nein.
|
||
- Okay.
|
||
|
||
476
|
||
00:30:23,802 --> 00:30:24,962
|
||
Brauchst du Hilfe?
|
||
|
||
477
|
||
00:30:26,838 --> 00:30:29,238
|
||
- H<>ngen deine Hoden raus?
|
||
- Aehm, ja..
|
||
|
||
478
|
||
00:30:31,209 --> 00:30:32,267
|
||
Okay.
|
||
|
||
479
|
||
00:30:32,344 --> 00:30:33,504
|
||
Los gehts.
|
||
|
||
480
|
||
00:30:34,779 --> 00:30:35,939
|
||
Okay. Gut.
|
||
|
||
481
|
||
00:30:37,916 --> 00:30:41,647
|
||
Oh Gott.
|
||
Okay...Gut.
|
||
|
||
482
|
||
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,188
|
||
- Hier ist ein bisschen Luft drin.
|
||
- Okay, jetzt die Hosen.
|
||
|
||
483
|
||
00:30:44,789 --> 00:30:45,847
|
||
Beeil dich.
|
||
|
||
484
|
||
00:30:49,761 --> 00:30:53,094
|
||
Oh, Hi. Sch<63>n, Sie kennenzulernen.
|
||
Es tut mir so leid.
|
||
|
||
485
|
||
00:31:10,515 --> 00:31:13,348
|
||
Danke.
|
||
Es tut mir schrecklich leid -
|
||
|
||
486
|
||
00:31:15,787 --> 00:31:17,618
|
||
Ja, ich werde die Pr<50>sentation
|
||
halten.
|
||
|
||
487
|
||
00:31:19,457 --> 00:31:20,788
|
||
Tut mir schrecklich leid.
|
||
|
||
488
|
||
00:31:20,859 --> 00:31:24,727
|
||
Ich denke die Welthandelsorganistion sollte
|
||
<EFBFBD>ber Zeitzonen Bescheid wissen, aber...
|
||
|
||
489
|
||
00:31:26,431 --> 00:31:28,922
|
||
Jemand sagte,
|
||
"Ist dort nicht eine andere Zeitzone?"
|
||
|
||
490
|
||
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,096
|
||
Und ich sagte, "Nein. Ganz Europa
|
||
hat die gleiche Zeitzone."
|
||
|
||
491
|
||
00:31:33,171 --> 00:31:36,004
|
||
- Und das hat uns alle <20>berzeugt.
|
||
- Mich auch.
|
||
|
||
492
|
||
00:31:36,074 --> 00:31:40,238
|
||
Wir waren <20>berzeugt, dass es die richtige
|
||
Zeit ist, und dann sind wir heute Morgen...
|
||
|
||
493
|
||
00:31:40,312 --> 00:31:43,440
|
||
5 oder 10 Minuten zu sp<73>t aufgewacht,
|
||
|
||
494
|
||
00:31:43,515 --> 00:31:47,474
|
||
und haben dann bemerkt, dass der Laptop
|
||
nicht funktioniert.
|
||
|
||
495
|
||
00:31:47,552 --> 00:31:49,952
|
||
Nein, vielleicht k<>nnen wir die
|
||
Reihenfolge <20>ndern.
|
||
|
||
496
|
||
00:31:50,021 --> 00:31:52,353
|
||
K<EFBFBD>nnen wir jemand anders vorziehen,
|
||
und ich bin sp<73>ter dran?
|
||
|
||
497
|
||
00:31:52,424 --> 00:31:54,153
|
||
Sie sagten, "Ich denke, das k<>nnen
|
||
wir machen."
|
||
|
||
498
|
||
00:31:54,226 --> 00:31:57,320
|
||
Sie haben dann die Kaffee-Leute
|
||
angerufen und mit ihnen gesprochen,
|
||
|
||
499
|
||
00:31:57,395 --> 00:31:58,953
|
||
um zu sehen, das mit dem Kaffee klappt.
|
||
|
||
500
|
||
00:31:59,030 --> 00:32:00,019
|
||
Das wars.
|
||
|
||
501
|
||
00:33:13,071 --> 00:33:14,538
|
||
Vielen Dank.
|
||
|
||
502
|
||
00:33:15,106 --> 00:33:16,368
|
||
Dieser hier...
|
||
|
||
503
|
||
00:33:17,642 --> 00:33:21,373
|
||
Es ist mir eine Ehre, hier in Tampere
|
||
sein zu k<>nnen, und vor Ihnen zu reden,
|
||
|
||
504
|
||
00:33:21,446 --> 00:33:25,177
|
||
den herausragendsten Textilarbeitern
|
||
der Welt.
|
||
|
||
505
|
||
00:33:26,117 --> 00:33:30,451
|
||
Ich sehe hier in allen Gesichtern einen
|
||
ergreifenden, kindlichen Eifer,
|
||
|
||
506
|
||
00:33:30,522 --> 00:33:34,390
|
||
die gr<67>ssten Textil-Fragen der Welt
|
||
in Angriff zu nehmen.
|
||
|
||
507
|
||
00:33:34,459 --> 00:33:36,791
|
||
Wie passt die WTO da hinein?
|
||
|
||
508
|
||
00:33:36,861 --> 00:33:41,355
|
||
Was wir bei von WTO machen wollen,
|
||
ist Ihnen zu helfen, ihre Profitziele
|
||
zu erreichen.
|
||
|
||
509
|
||
00:33:41,433 --> 00:33:43,697
|
||
Und in nur 20 Minuten von jetzt an
|
||
|
||
|
||
510
|
||
00:33:43,768 --> 00:33:48,000
|
||
werde ich Ihnen die L<>sungen der WTO
|
||
|
||
|
||
511
|
||
00:33:48,073 --> 00:33:51,804
|
||
zu zwei der gr<67><72>ten Managementprobleme
|
||
vorstellen.
|
||
|
||
512
|
||
00:33:51,876 --> 00:33:55,107
|
||
Erstens - in Verbindung mit entfernt
|
||
arbeitender Belegschaft bleiben,
|
||
|
||
513
|
||
00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:59,014
|
||
und zweitens - gesunde Mengen an
|
||
freier Zeit behaupten k<>nnen.
|
||
|
||
514
|
||
00:33:59,084 --> 00:34:03,282
|
||
Die L<>sung basiert - grob gesagt -
|
||
auf Textilien.
|
||
|
||
515
|
||
00:34:05,824 --> 00:34:09,191
|
||
Aber wie kam es eigentlich dazu,
|
||
dass Arbeiter zu einem Problem wurden?
|
||
|
||
516
|
||
00:34:10,362 --> 00:34:12,227
|
||
Bevor ich unsere L<>sung vorstelle,
|
||
|
||
517
|
||
00:34:12,297 --> 00:34:17,291
|
||
M<EFBFBD>chte ich noch ein bisschen <20>ber die Geschichte
|
||
des Mitarbeiter-Verwaltungs-Problems sprechen.
|
||
|
||
518
|
||
00:34:17,369 --> 00:34:21,032
|
||
Wir kennen alle den Amerikanischen
|
||
B<EFBFBD>rgerkrieg - jedenfalls in den U.S.A.
|
||
|
||
519
|
||
00:34:21,106 --> 00:34:25,270
|
||
Es war der blutigste, unprofitabelste
|
||
Krieg in der Geschichte unseres Landes.
|
||
|
||
520
|
||
00:34:25,343 --> 00:34:27,709
|
||
Ein Krieg, in dem unglaublich
|
||
riesige Mengen Geldes
|
||
|
||
521
|
||
00:34:27,779 --> 00:34:30,942
|
||
aus dem Fenster geworfen wurden -
|
||
und das alles f<>r Textilien.
|
||
|
||
522
|
||
00:34:31,015 --> 00:34:35,952
|
||
In den 1860ern ertrank der S<>den
|
||
f<EFBFBD>rmlich in Geld.
|
||
|
||
523
|
||
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:38,511
|
||
Er hatte gerade den "cotton
|
||
gin" erfunden,
|
||
|
||
524
|
||
00:34:38,590 --> 00:34:41,058
|
||
einer Maschine zur Entk<74>rnung
|
||
von Baumwolle.
|
||
|
||
|
||
525
|
||
00:34:41,126 --> 00:34:44,095
|
||
die den S<>den aus seiner pr<70>-
|
||
industriellen Vergangenheit holte.
|
||
|
||
526
|
||
00:34:44,162 --> 00:34:45,823
|
||
Hunderttausende von Arbeitern,
|
||
|
||
527
|
||
00:34:45,897 --> 00:34:48,331
|
||
die vorher in ihren Herkunftsl<73>ndern
|
||
arbeitslos waren,
|
||
|
||
528
|
||
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,391
|
||
bekamen n<>tzliche Jobs in der
|
||
Textilbranche.
|
||
|
||
529
|
||
00:34:51,169 --> 00:34:55,162
|
||
Und in dieses rosige Bild von Freiheit
|
||
und Wachstum trat - Sie ahnen es -
|
||
|
||
530
|
||
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,231
|
||
die Nord-Staaten.
|
||
|
||
531
|
||
00:34:57,308 --> 00:35:01,301
|
||
Nun, einige Br<42>gerkriegsbef<65>rworter sagen,
|
||
dass der Krieg, trotz all seiner Fehler,
|
||
|
||
532
|
||
00:35:01,379 --> 00:35:03,609
|
||
wenigstens zur Folge hatte, dass
|
||
|
||
533
|
||
00:35:03,681 --> 00:35:06,616
|
||
Formen von unfreiwilligem Import von
|
||
Arbeitskr<EFBFBD>ften verboten wurden.
|
||
|
||
534
|
||
00:35:06,684 --> 00:35:09,278
|
||
Diese Formen sind nat<61>rlich auch
|
||
eine schreckliche Sache.
|
||
|
||
535
|
||
00:35:09,354 --> 00:35:11,345
|
||
Ich pers<72>nlich bin ein
|
||
Sklavereigegner.
|
||
|
||
536
|
||
00:35:11,423 --> 00:35:15,757
|
||
Allerdings gibt es keinen Zweifel daran, dass
|
||
der Markt auch ohne diesen Eingriff,
|
||
|
||
537
|
||
00:35:15,827 --> 00:35:20,423
|
||
letztendlich sauberere Formen von Arbeit
|
||
hervorgebracht h<>tte.
|
||
|
||
538
|
||
00:35:21,065 --> 00:35:23,363
|
||
Um meinen Standpunkt zu beweisen,
|
||
folgen Sie mir bitte in ein,
|
||
|
||
539
|
||
00:35:23,435 --> 00:35:26,768
|
||
wie Albert Einstein es nannte,
|
||
Gedankenexperiment.
|
||
|
||
540
|
||
00:35:27,672 --> 00:35:32,006
|
||
Gehen wir davon aus, dass die unfreiwillige Einfuhr
|
||
von Arbeitskr<6B>ften nie verboten worden w<>re.
|
||
|
||
541
|
||
00:35:32,076 --> 00:35:35,671
|
||
Sklaven w<>rden immer noch existieren,
|
||
und es w<>re einfach, welche zu besitzen.
|
||
|
||
542
|
||
00:35:35,747 --> 00:35:39,581
|
||
Was glauben Sie, w<>rde es heute kosten,
|
||
einen Skaven profitabel zu unterhalten,
|
||
|
||
543
|
||
00:35:39,651 --> 00:35:41,642
|
||
sagen wir, hier in Tampere?
|
||
|
||
544
|
||
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:47,123
|
||
Schaun wir mal ... ein einfaches
|
||
Kleidungsset kostet mindestens 50$.
|
||
|
||
545
|
||
00:35:47,192 --> 00:35:50,923
|
||
Zwei Mahlzeiten bei McDonald's
|
||
kosten ungef<65>hr 10$.
|
||
|
||
546
|
||
00:35:50,995 --> 00:35:54,988
|
||
Der billigste und kleinste Raum
|
||
kostet ungef<65>hr 250$ im Monat.
|
||
|
||
547
|
||
00:35:55,066 --> 00:35:58,001
|
||
Damit er gut funktioniert, m<>ssen Sie
|
||
f<EFBFBD>r die medizinische Versorgung des
|
||
Sklaven sorgen.
|
||
|
||
548
|
||
00:35:58,069 --> 00:36:02,130
|
||
Wenn sein Herkunftsland z.B. verschmutzt
|
||
ist, dann kann das teuer werden.
|
||
|
||
549
|
||
00:36:02,207 --> 00:36:05,199
|
||
Und nat<61>rlich ist mit den Kinderarbeits-
|
||
gesetzen hier in Finnland
|
||
|
||
550
|
||
00:36:05,276 --> 00:36:08,109
|
||
der Gro<72>teil des Jugendmarktes einfach
|
||
nicht verf<72>gbar.
|
||
|
||
551
|
||
00:36:09,214 --> 00:36:13,150
|
||
Nun lassen Sie den selben Sklaven zu
|
||
Hause. Sagen wir in Gabun.
|
||
|
||
552
|
||
00:36:13,218 --> 00:36:17,086
|
||
In Gabun kostet Nahrung f<>r 2 Wochen
|
||
ungef<EFBFBD>hr 10$.
|
||
|
||
553
|
||
00:36:17,155 --> 00:36:22,218
|
||
F<EFBFBD>r $250 bekommt man Wohnraum f<>r
|
||
2 Jahre, nicht f<>r einen Monat.
|
||
|
||
554
|
||
00:36:22,293 --> 00:36:25,956
|
||
F<EFBFBD>r 50$ bekommen Sie preiswerte
|
||
Kleidung f<>r ein ganzes Leben.
|
||
|
||
555
|
||
00:36:26,030 --> 00:36:27,964
|
||
Und die medizinische Versorgung ist
|
||
nat<EFBFBD>rlich auch preiswerter.
|
||
|
||
556
|
||
00:36:28,032 --> 00:36:32,867
|
||
Hinzu kommt, dass die Jugend ohne
|
||
Einschr<EFBFBD>nkung besch<63>tigt werden kann.
|
||
|
||
557
|
||
00:36:32,937 --> 00:36:35,428
|
||
Der gr<67><72>te Vorteil ausgelagerter
|
||
Arbeitskr<EFBFBD>fte,
|
||
|
||
558
|
||
00:36:35,507 --> 00:36:37,668
|
||
entsteht allerdings f<>r den Sklaven,
|
||
|
||
559
|
||
00:36:37,742 --> 00:36:42,008
|
||
denn in Gabun gibt es keine Notwendigkeit,
|
||
den Sklaven in Unfreiheit zu halten.
|
||
|
||
560
|
||
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,479
|
||
Das liegt vor allem daran,
|
||
|
||
561
|
||
00:36:43,548 --> 00:36:46,483
|
||
dass es keine einmaligen Sklaventransport-Josten
|
||
gibt, die wieder erwirtschaftet werden m<>ssen,
|
||
|
||
562
|
||
00:36:46,551 --> 00:36:48,542
|
||
und so werden die etwaigen finanziellen
|
||
Verluste durch Flucht
|
||
|
||
563
|
||
00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:51,919
|
||
auf die Kosten einer rudiment<6E>res Ausbildung
|
||
des Sklaven begrenzt.
|
||
|
||
564
|
||
00:36:51,990 --> 00:36:54,049
|
||
Da der Sklave frei sein kann,
|
||
|
||
565
|
||
00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:57,617
|
||
wird er pl<70>tzlich zum Arbeiter,
|
||
anstatt Sklave zu sein.
|
||
|
||
566
|
||
00:36:57,695 --> 00:37:01,290
|
||
Auch ist es sehr gut f<>r die Moral,
|
||
dass die Sklaven - Arbeiter -
|
||
|
||
567
|
||
00:37:01,366 --> 00:37:03,766
|
||
den Luxus haben, in ihrem ur-
|
||
spr<EFBFBD>nglichen Lebensraum zu bleiben,
|
||
|
||
568
|
||
00:37:03,835 --> 00:37:06,702
|
||
und nicht an Orte umziehen
|
||
m<EFBFBD>ssen, an denen sie Opfer
|
||
|
||
569
|
||
00:37:06,771 --> 00:37:10,263
|
||
von Unannehmlichkeiten wie Heimweh
|
||
oder Rassismus werden w<>rden.
|
||
|
||
570
|
||
00:37:11,009 --> 00:37:14,172
|
||
Ich denke, durch unser kleines
|
||
Gedanken-Experiment wird klar,
|
||
|
||
571
|
||
00:37:14,245 --> 00:37:17,737
|
||
dass Norden und S<>den es einfach den
|
||
Markt h<>tten <20>berlassen sollen.
|
||
|
||
572
|
||
00:37:17,815 --> 00:37:19,612
|
||
ohne protektionistische Eingriffe
|
||
|
||
573
|
||
00:37:19,684 --> 00:37:23,745
|
||
w<EFBFBD>re die Sklaverei auch von allein durch
|
||
effizientere Methoden ersetzt worden.
|
||
|
||
574
|
||
00:37:23,821 --> 00:37:25,152
|
||
Durch den aufgebauten Handlungsdruck,
|
||
|
||
575
|
||
00:37:25,223 --> 00:37:29,159
|
||
hat der Norden nicht nur die Freiheit des
|
||
S<EFBFBD>dens in grausamer Weise verletzt,
|
||
|
||
576
|
||
00:37:29,227 --> 00:37:31,161
|
||
sondern auch die Sklaverei
|
||
|
||
|
||
577
|
||
00:37:31,229 --> 00:37:34,426
|
||
ihrer nat<61>rlichen Entwicklung hin zu
|
||
ausgelagerter Arbeit beraubt.
|
||
|
||
578
|
||
00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:38,324
|
||
H<EFBFBD>tten die F<>hrer der Vereinigten
|
||
Staaten der 1860er
|
||
|
||
579
|
||
00:37:38,403 --> 00:37:40,963
|
||
verstanden, was unsere F<>hrer heute
|
||
verstehen,
|
||
|
||
580
|
||
00:37:41,039 --> 00:37:43,303
|
||
dann w<>re der B<>rgerkrieg nie
|
||
passiert.
|
||
|
||
581
|
||
00:37:44,142 --> 00:37:47,009
|
||
In einer Welt, in der das Hauptquartier
|
||
einer Firma in New York sitzen k<>nnte,
|
||
|
||
582
|
||
00:37:47,078 --> 00:37:49,342
|
||
oder Hong Kong, oder Espoo in Finland,
|
||
|
||
583
|
||
00:37:49,414 --> 00:37:53,578
|
||
und die Arbeiter sind in Gabun,
|
||
Rangun oder Estland,
|
||
|
||
584
|
||
00:37:53,651 --> 00:37:56,984
|
||
wie beh<65>lt ein Manager eine
|
||
Verbindung mit den Arbeitern,
|
||
|
||
585
|
||
00:37:57,055 --> 00:37:59,216
|
||
und wie kann er <20>ber die Distanz
|
||
sicherstellen,
|
||
|
||
586
|
||
00:37:59,290 --> 00:38:02,350
|
||
dass die Arbeiter ihre Arbeit
|
||
erst nehmen?
|
||
|
||
587
|
||
00:38:03,094 --> 00:38:05,790
|
||
Ich zeige Ihnen jetzt einen
|
||
echten Prototypen
|
||
|
||
588
|
||
00:38:05,863 --> 00:38:10,323
|
||
der L<>sung der WTO f<>r zwei wichtige
|
||
aktuelle Managementprobleme.
|
||
|
||
589
|
||
00:38:10,401 --> 00:38:13,234
|
||
Nun wissen wir alle, dass nicht mal
|
||
der optimal entworfene Arbeitsplatz
|
||
|
||
590
|
||
00:38:13,304 --> 00:38:16,967
|
||
dem wachesten Manager helfen kann, die
|
||
Arbeiter wirklich im Auge zu behalten.
|
||
|
||
591
|
||
00:38:17,041 --> 00:38:22,308
|
||
Was sie brauchen, ist eine L<>sung, die eine
|
||
totale Verbindung mit den Arbeitern erm<72>glicht,
|
||
|
||
592
|
||
00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:24,871
|
||
besonders dann, wenn sie weit entfernt
|
||
sind.
|
||
|
||
593
|
||
00:38:26,084 --> 00:38:28,245
|
||
Mike, kannst Du mir einen Moment helfen?
|
||
|
||
594
|
||
00:38:50,775 --> 00:38:52,106
|
||
Danke.
|
||
|
||
595
|
||
00:38:52,176 --> 00:38:54,906
|
||
Das ist viel besser.
|
||
Viel komfortabler.
|
||
|
||
596
|
||
00:38:56,414 --> 00:39:00,578
|
||
Dies ist die Antwort der WTO auf
|
||
zwei der wichtigsten Management-
|
||
probleme,
|
||
|
||
597
|
||
00:39:00,652 --> 00:39:03,712
|
||
und wir nennen es den Management-
|
||
Entspannungs-Anzug.
|
||
|
||
598
|
||
00:39:03,788 --> 00:39:06,120
|
||
Es sind wieder die beiden Probleme -
|
||
|
||
599
|
||
00:39:06,190 --> 00:39:09,023
|
||
wie man enge Verbindung mit den
|
||
entfernten Arbeitern h<>lt,
|
||
|
||
600
|
||
00:39:09,093 --> 00:39:13,928
|
||
und wie man die Gem<65>tlichkeit bewahrt
|
||
und die entspannenden Aktivit<69>ten versch<63>nert.
|
||
|
||
601
|
||
00:39:13,998 --> 00:39:16,831
|
||
Wie funktioniert
|
||
der Management-Entspannungs-Anzug?
|
||
|
||
602
|
||
00:39:16,901 --> 00:39:20,064
|
||
Ich versichere ihnen,
|
||
dass er aussergew<65>hnlich bequem ist.
|
||
|
||
603
|
||
00:39:20,138 --> 00:39:23,904
|
||
Nun ja, lassen sie mich seine wichtigsten
|
||
Austattungsmerkmale erl<72>utern.
|
||
|
||
604
|
||
00:39:49,033 --> 00:39:50,625
|
||
Dies ...
|
||
|
||
605
|
||
00:39:50,702 --> 00:39:54,103
|
||
Dies ist das A.V.A.--
|
||
|
||
606
|
||
00:39:54,172 --> 00:39:58,040
|
||
das Mitarbeiter-Visualisierungs-Anh<6E>ngsel.
|
||
|
||
607
|
||
00:39:58,109 --> 00:40:01,476
|
||
Es ist ein sofort einsetzbares
|
||
H<EFBFBD>ft-montiertes Ger<65>t
|
||
|
||
608
|
||
00:40:01,546 --> 00:40:04,606
|
||
komplett freih<69>ndig steuerbar ...
|
||
|
||
609
|
||
00:40:04,682 --> 00:40:09,016
|
||
das dem Manager gestattet,
|
||
seine Mitarbeiter genau hier zu beobachten.
|
||
|
||
610
|
||
00:40:09,087 --> 00:40:13,490
|
||
Informationen <20>ber den genauen Umfang
|
||
und die Qualit<69>t der k<>rperlichen Arbeit
|
||
|
||
611
|
||
00:40:13,558 --> 00:40:15,651
|
||
werden <20>bertragen
|
||
und sind nicht nur einfach sichtbar,
|
||
|
||
612
|
||
00:40:15,727 --> 00:40:21,359
|
||
sondern werden durch elektrische Leitungen
|
||
direkt in den Manager hineingeschickt.
|
||
|
||
613
|
||
00:40:21,432 --> 00:40:25,766
|
||
Die Arbeiter sind daf<61>r mit
|
||
einem passenden Sende-Chip ausgestattet
|
||
|
||
614
|
||
00:40:25,837 --> 00:40:29,637
|
||
die direkt in ihre Schulter
|
||
implantiert wurden.
|
||
|
||
615
|
||
00:40:29,707 --> 00:40:32,699
|
||
Die andere - und ebenso n<>tzliche - Errungenschaft
|
||
des Management-Entspannungs-Anzugs (MEA)
|
||
|
||
616
|
||
00:40:32,777 --> 00:40:34,438
|
||
hat etwas mit der Entspannung zu tun.
|
||
|
||
617
|
||
00:40:34,512 --> 00:40:38,312
|
||
In den USA hat sich die Entspannung
|
||
(ein Synonym f<>r Freiheit)
|
||
|
||
618
|
||
00:40:38,382 --> 00:40:42,284
|
||
seit den 70er Jahren
|
||
kontinuierlich verringert.
|
||
|
||
619
|
||
00:40:42,353 --> 00:40:45,948
|
||
Der Management-Entspannungs-Anzug
|
||
gestattet dem Manager diesen Trend umzukehren
|
||
|
||
620
|
||
00:40:46,023 --> 00:40:48,321
|
||
indem er seine Arbeit <20>berall machen kann
|
||
|
||
621
|
||
00:40:48,392 --> 00:40:51,486
|
||
und trotzdem den direkten Kontakt
|
||
zu seinen Mitarbeitern bewahrt,
|
||
|
||
622
|
||
00:40:51,562 --> 00:40:55,225
|
||
und k<>rperlich wahrnimmt was seine
|
||
Arbeitskr<EFBFBD>fte tun.
|
||
|
||
623
|
||
00:40:55,299 --> 00:40:58,234
|
||
Dies wird durch Elektroden erm<72>glicht,
|
||
die direkt in den Manager implantiert sind.
|
||
|
||
624
|
||
00:40:58,302 --> 00:41:01,135
|
||
Der Manager sieht
|
||
also die Mitarbeiter,
|
||
|
||
625
|
||
00:41:01,205 --> 00:41:03,366
|
||
und f<>hlt au<61>erdem, was sie f<>hlen.
|
||
|
||
626
|
||
00:41:03,441 --> 00:41:07,775
|
||
und er kann w<>hlen, auf welchen
|
||
Arbeitsplatz er sich fokussieren m<>chte.
|
||
|
||
627
|
||
00:41:08,679 --> 00:41:11,011
|
||
Zusammenfassend
|
||
|
||
628
|
||
00:41:11,082 --> 00:41:14,745
|
||
m<EFBFBD>chte ich also fragen:
|
||
Ist dies ein Science-Fiction-Szenario?
|
||
|
||
629
|
||
00:41:20,424 --> 00:41:21,914
|
||
Die Antwort ist: nein.
|
||
|
||
630
|
||
00:41:22,927 --> 00:41:25,452
|
||
Alles was wir hier gesehen haben,
|
||
alles wor<6F>ber wir gesprochen haben.
|
||
|
||
631
|
||
00:41:25,530 --> 00:41:27,020
|
||
Ist bereits heute m<>glich.
|
||
|
||
632
|
||
00:41:27,832 --> 00:41:31,233
|
||
Wir k<>nnen den Blick auf die Zukunft richten
|
||
auf den rasenden Fortschritt
|
||
|
||
633
|
||
00:41:31,302 --> 00:41:33,361
|
||
zu neuen Horizonten
|
||
|
||
634
|
||
00:41:33,437 --> 00:41:37,703
|
||
gef<EFBFBD>llt mit Kooperation und wechselseitigem Vergn<67>gen
|
||
im Namen des Wohlstands.
|
||
|
||
635
|
||
00:41:37,775 --> 00:41:40,835
|
||
Ich bin sehr erfreut, hier zu sein.
|
||
Vielen Dank.
|
||
|
||
636
|
||
00:42:07,004 --> 00:42:10,098
|
||
[TODO] Something we're trying
|
||
to do more and more as...
|
||
|
||
637
|
||
00:42:30,561 --> 00:42:32,620
|
||
Ich war nicht schockiert von
|
||
der Reaktionslosigkeit der Leute,
|
||
|
||
638
|
||
00:42:32,697 --> 00:42:36,098
|
||
Ich war nicht schockiert davon,
|
||
dass die Leute alles fraglos hinnahmen
|
||
|
||
639
|
||
00:42:36,167 --> 00:42:40,661
|
||
weil ich dachte: "Nun ja, das zeigt nur
|
||
dass wir mehr Kontrolle brauchen".
|
||
|
||
640
|
||
00:42:40,738 --> 00:42:44,071
|
||
Weil die WTO (also ich)
|
||
daherkommen kann
|
||
|
||
641
|
||
00:42:44,141 --> 00:42:48,407
|
||
und solch abscheuliche Dinge
|
||
dieser Gruppe von hochgebildeten Leuten,
|
||
|
||
642
|
||
00:42:48,479 --> 00:42:52,210
|
||
also der 0.1%-Bildungselite
|
||
der Welt
|
||
|
||
643
|
||
00:42:52,283 --> 00:42:54,148
|
||
in einem fortschrittlichen Land
|
||
wie Finnland.
|
||
|
||
644
|
||
00:42:54,218 --> 00:42:56,686
|
||
All diese Leute haben
|
||
mindestens einen Doktortitel,
|
||
|
||
645
|
||
00:42:56,754 --> 00:42:58,745
|
||
aber du kannst ihnen die
|
||
furchtbarsten Dinge erz<72>hlen
|
||
|
||
646
|
||
00:42:58,823 --> 00:43:02,315
|
||
und niemand widerspricht
|
||
und niemanden k<>mmert es.
|
||
|
||
647
|
||
00:43:02,393 --> 00:43:06,921
|
||
Es stellt sich die Frage: gibt es etwas,
|
||
mit dem Konzerne nicht durchkommen k<>nnten?
|
||
|
||
648
|
||
00:43:19,310 --> 00:43:20,641
|
||
Wo sind wir also gerade?
|
||
|
||
649
|
||
00:43:20,711 --> 00:43:23,305
|
||
Nun ja, wir kommen gerade
|
||
in Helsinki an.
|
||
|
||
650
|
||
00:43:24,482 --> 00:43:26,416
|
||
Wir haben die Konferenz morgens verlassen.
|
||
|
||
651
|
||
00:43:26,484 --> 00:43:31,478
|
||
Nach dem Abendessen wurden wir fast
|
||
verr<EFBFBD>ckt - wir mussten einfach gehen.
|
||
|
||
652
|
||
00:43:31,555 --> 00:43:33,955
|
||
Ich denke, das Abendessen hat uns
|
||
wirklich den Rest gegeben.
|
||
|
||
653
|
||
00:43:34,025 --> 00:43:36,084
|
||
Ich musste sogar vorzeitig
|
||
das Abendessen verlassen.
|
||
|
||
654
|
||
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:40,494
|
||
Ich ging hin<69>ber zu dem Tisch, an dem Unruh--
|
||
|
||
655
|
||
00:43:40,564 --> 00:43:44,694
|
||
Hank Hardy mit den
|
||
hohen Tieren sitzen musste.
|
||
|
||
656
|
||
00:43:44,769 --> 00:43:47,101
|
||
und ich sagte ihm,
|
||
dass wir vorzeitig gehen m<>ssten,
|
||
|
||
657
|
||
00:43:47,171 --> 00:43:51,835
|
||
Weil wir jetzt eine Telefon-Konferenz
|
||
mit Mobutu Oblongatu h<>tten.
|
||
|
||
658
|
||
00:43:53,878 --> 00:43:55,209
|
||
- Gro<72>artig.
|
||
- Hallo.
|
||
|
||
659
|
||
00:43:55,279 --> 00:43:56,610
|
||
Tut mir leid, mich einzumischen,
|
||
|
||
660
|
||
00:43:56,681 --> 00:43:59,013
|
||
aber wir sind mit
|
||
Manduka Djubango verabredet ...
|
||
|
||
661
|
||
00:43:59,083 --> 00:44:00,812
|
||
- Oh, mein Gott.
|
||
- ... um 10.00.
|
||
|
||
662
|
||
00:44:00,885 --> 00:44:02,716
|
||
Dann fingen wir beide an zu lachen,
|
||
|
||
663
|
||
00:44:02,787 --> 00:44:05,984
|
||
was angesichts des Gespr<70>chsinhalts
|
||
nicht wirklich angemessen wahr.
|
||
|
||
664
|
||
00:44:06,057 --> 00:44:10,016
|
||
Also sind wir gegangen,
|
||
und wir kamen zu dem Schluss,
|
||
|
||
665
|
||
00:44:10,094 --> 00:44:14,497
|
||
dass uns nichts mehr einfiel, was
|
||
wir noch auf dieser Konferenz tun k<>nnten,
|
||
|
||
666
|
||
00:44:14,565 --> 00:44:18,228
|
||
Also dachten wir uns einfach:
|
||
"Lasst uns stattdessen nach Helsinki gehen".
|
||
|
||
667
|
||
00:44:19,403 --> 00:44:20,665
|
||
[TODO] So, this is the paper.
|
||
|
||
668
|
||
00:44:20,738 --> 00:44:23,070
|
||
Auf der Titelseite--
|
||
Habe ich entdeckt--
|
||
|
||
669
|
||
00:44:23,140 --> 00:44:26,473
|
||
dass es eom Seminar
|
||
an der Universit<69>t gegben wird
|
||
|
||
670
|
||
00:44:26,544 --> 00:44:30,878
|
||
in dem jemand dar<61>ber gesprochen hat,
|
||
wie sich entfernte Arbeiter
|
||
|
||
671
|
||
00:44:30,948 --> 00:44:34,111
|
||
mit elektrischen Impulsen steuern lassen.
|
||
|
||
672
|
||
00:44:34,185 --> 00:44:37,018
|
||
Dann bl<62>tterst du weiter und ...
|
||
|
||
673
|
||
00:44:38,356 --> 00:44:39,846
|
||
[TODO] ... und das findest du dann.
|
||
|
||
674
|
||
00:44:39,924 --> 00:44:45,794
|
||
Und das hier repr<70>sentiert
|
||
die Welthandelsorganisation.
|
||
|
||
675
|
||
00:44:45,863 --> 00:44:50,891
|
||
Das ... <i>ist</i>
|
||
die Welthandelsorganisation.
|
||
|
||
676
|
||
00:44:55,106 --> 00:44:59,600
|
||
Ich fuhr mitte der 80er Jahre runter
|
||
zu diesen mexikanischen Grenzest<73>dten.
|
||
|
||
677
|
||
00:44:59,677 --> 00:45:01,508
|
||
Sie wurden "Maquilladoras" genannt
|
||
|
||
678
|
||
00:45:01,579 --> 00:45:04,173
|
||
als die ersten Handelsabkommen
|
||
|
||
679
|
||
00:45:04,248 --> 00:45:06,944
|
||
zwischen Mexiko und den USA
|
||
in Kraft traten.
|
||
|
||
680
|
||
00:45:07,018 --> 00:45:10,283
|
||
Und alle waren der Meinung "Dies wird
|
||
Mexiko von der Armut befreien",
|
||
|
||
681
|
||
00:45:10,354 --> 00:45:12,845
|
||
und alles wird innerhalb der
|
||
n<EFBFBD>chsten zehn Jahre so gut laufen,
|
||
|
||
682
|
||
00:45:12,923 --> 00:45:15,517
|
||
dass alle Mexikaner mit sch<63>nen
|
||
neuen Autos umherfahren werden.
|
||
|
||
683
|
||
00:45:15,593 --> 00:45:18,528
|
||
Also ich fuhr hinunter und sah--
|
||
|
||
684
|
||
00:45:18,596 --> 00:45:22,430
|
||
die unglaubliche Armut
|
||
in diesen mexikanischen Grenzst<73>dten.
|
||
|
||
685
|
||
00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:26,402
|
||
F<EFBFBD>nfzehn Jahre sp<73>ter fuhr ich erneut dorthin.
|
||
Und kein bisschen hatte sich ge<67>ndert.
|
||
|
||
686
|
||
00:45:26,470 --> 00:45:29,928
|
||
Hier siehst du all diese Arbeiter
|
||
die f<>r alle m<>glichen US-Konzerne arbeiten,
|
||
|
||
687
|
||
00:45:30,007 --> 00:45:32,532
|
||
und dann gehst du auf die andere Stra<72>enseite
|
||
|
||
688
|
||
00:45:32,610 --> 00:45:35,704
|
||
und du siehst Leute, die in
|
||
den gleichen gr<67><72>lichen Bedingungen leben,
|
||
|
||
689
|
||
00:45:35,780 --> 00:45:37,771
|
||
die Armut ist geblieben.
|
||
|
||
690
|
||
00:45:37,848 --> 00:45:41,579
|
||
Und du musst dich fragen:
|
||
"Wem hat es gen<65>tzt?"
|
||
|
||
691
|
||
00:45:41,652 --> 00:45:44,143
|
||
Den US-Konzernen hat es gen<65>tzt.
|
||
|
||
692
|
||
00:45:44,221 --> 00:45:46,712
|
||
W<EFBFBD>hrend der 80er Jahre
|
||
wurden sie sogar noch reicher,
|
||
|
||
693
|
||
00:45:46,791 --> 00:45:49,954
|
||
Sie meldeten Rekord-Gewinne--
|
||
immer h<>here Gewinne,
|
||
|
||
694
|
||
00:45:50,027 --> 00:45:52,757
|
||
und die Leute in Mexiko
|
||
leiden weiterhin.
|
||
|
||
695
|
||
00:45:52,830 --> 00:45:55,390
|
||
Es war ein einziger gro<72>er Betrug.
|
||
|
||
696
|
||
00:46:12,550 --> 00:46:13,949
|
||
Ist das der Richtige?
|
||
|
||
697
|
||
00:46:14,018 --> 00:46:17,419
|
||
Nein - das ist der Falsche.
|
||
|
||
698
|
||
00:46:17,488 --> 00:46:18,648
|
||
Scheisse.
|
||
|
||
699
|
||
00:46:19,690 --> 00:46:21,681
|
||
[TODO] "Wird die WTO dazu Stellung nehmen?"
|
||
|
||
700
|
||
00:46:21,759 --> 00:46:24,751
|
||
Oh mein Gott. Da sind Bilder.
|
||
Sch<EFBFBD>ne Bilder.
|
||
|
||
701
|
||
00:46:24,829 --> 00:46:26,820
|
||
Ja, bei dieser Gr<47><72>e sehen sie
|
||
sogar gut aus.
|
||
|
||
702
|
||
00:46:26,897 --> 00:46:30,560
|
||
"Bichlbaum ist nicht ...
|
||
Aber im Fernsehen tut er so, als ob."
|
||
|
||
703
|
||
00:46:30,634 --> 00:46:33,034
|
||
Das ist grunds<64>tzlich der Kern dessen,
|
||
was wir tun.
|
||
|
||
704
|
||
00:46:33,104 --> 00:46:36,801
|
||
All diese Zeitungen und Zeitschriften
|
||
habe Artikel
|
||
|
||
705
|
||
00:46:36,874 --> 00:46:38,603
|
||
<EFBFBD>ber die Yes-Men,
|
||
|
||
706
|
||
00:46:38,676 --> 00:46:42,168
|
||
daf<EFBFBD>r tun wir diese Dinge.
|
||
|
||
707
|
||
00:46:42,246 --> 00:46:44,237
|
||
Deshalb gehen wir zu diesen Konferenzen.
|
||
|
||
708
|
||
00:46:44,315 --> 00:46:46,647
|
||
Es geht nicht um diese hundert oder
|
||
zweihundert Leute
|
||
|
||
709
|
||
00:46:46,717 --> 00:46:48,878
|
||
die beim Vortrag dabei sind.
|
||
|
||
710
|
||
00:46:48,953 --> 00:46:50,784
|
||
Wobei wir uns nat<61>rlich freuen,
|
||
|
||
711
|
||
00:46:50,855 --> 00:46:53,517
|
||
wenn sie den Vortrag mit
|
||
interessanten Eindr<64>cken verlassen.
|
||
|
||
712
|
||
00:46:53,591 --> 00:46:57,994
|
||
Der Grund, warum wir das machen, ist,
|
||
dass die leute, die <i>bizarre</i> Zeitschriften
|
||
|
||
713
|
||
00:46:58,062 --> 00:47:00,860
|
||
oder die <i>New York Times</i>
|
||
oder <i>Fortune</i> oder <i>Harper's</i>
|
||
|
||
714
|
||
00:47:00,931 --> 00:47:03,593
|
||
lesen, dar<61>ber in der etablierten
|
||
Presse lesen k<>nnen.
|
||
|
||
715
|
||
00:47:03,667 --> 00:47:06,192
|
||
Dadurch k<>nnten Millionen von Menschen
|
||
dar<EFBFBD>ber lesen
|
||
|
||
716
|
||
00:47:06,270 --> 00:47:11,572
|
||
und so m<>glicherweise ein paar der
|
||
Anti-Globalisierungs-Gedanken aufnehmen.
|
||
|
||
717
|
||
00:47:11,642 --> 00:47:14,805
|
||
Eines der Problem mit der <i>Forune</i>-Sache
|
||
|
||
718
|
||
00:47:14,879 --> 00:47:18,610
|
||
ist, dass es drin ist--
|
||
nun ja - <i>Fortune--</i>
|
||
|
||
719
|
||
00:47:18,682 --> 00:47:22,846
|
||
wird von Managern, Beratern und all
|
||
diesen Leuten gelesen.
|
||
|
||
720
|
||
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:29,758
|
||
Und das sind genau die Leute, zu denen
|
||
wir im Mai in Australien sprechen wollten.
|
||
|
||
721
|
||
00:47:29,827 --> 00:47:31,658
|
||
Es ist eine Konferenz f<>r Wirtschaftsberater.
|
||
|
||
722
|
||
00:47:31,729 --> 00:47:34,721
|
||
Es ist ein wenig ...
|
||
ein wenig l<>stig.
|
||
|
||
723
|
||
00:47:45,809 --> 00:47:47,743
|
||
Sie brauchen ein neues Hemd |