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Jeez, this is terrible.
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It's the stupidest.
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I can't--
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It's an hour's difference.
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The time zone is different here.
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Fuck. It's unbelievable.
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How the fuck can that happen?
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Okay. Here.
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Okay, there. That's done.
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Now what?
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Okay. Got it. Okay.
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Pull it up.
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Okay, now let's get your...
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A few years ago, we wanted to...
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try to help out with some activist's
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anti-corporate activities.
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And we heard about this website
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called rtmark.com.
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And we went there, and they--
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they handed us a domain name--
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gwbush.com--
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and asked us if we might like
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to make a website
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that was critical of George Bush.
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Because George Bush's real
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domain name was georgewbush.com.
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And this was 1999,
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so it was just during the campaign
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when he was beginning
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to run for president.
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And we didn't really know
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quite what to do,
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so we went to Bush's website
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and looked at it.
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And it turned out to be full
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of strange hypocrisies, like,
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for example, he called himself
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"The environmental governor of Texas,"
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but we looked a little closer
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at his record and found out
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that he had actually created
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the most polluted state in the country
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because he dismantled
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the Clean Air Laws while he was there.
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And, actually, that's, I guess,
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what he's doing now nationally.
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So we thought,
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"Well, this kind of hypocrisy
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we can easily poke fun at
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by making a satire website."
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And we made this satire website
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that looked exactly like Bush's
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except for a few key differences.
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Like there was a photo on the banner--
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instead of him and his wife
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in front of the capitol building in Texas,
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we showed him pointing the finger
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at black people.
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And this seemed to get him
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a little bit angry.
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So the Bush campaign
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tried to shut us down
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by sending us
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a cease and desist letter
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and by complaining
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to the Federal Election Commission.
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But we were able
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to just take those threats
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and send them to the media.
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And immediately the <i>New York Times</i>
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wrote an article,
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and there were a whole bunch
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of other articles.
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In fact, one reporter
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read these articles and,
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at a press conference,
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asked Bush,
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"So, what about this website--
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gwbush.com--what do you think of that?"
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So it was all over the place.
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A lot of people read about it,
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including a guy who had another
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domain name called gatt.org.
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And, of course, GATT is the
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Global Agreement on Tariffs and Trade,
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and it's the predecessor agreement
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to the World Trade Organization.
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And he said,
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"If you could do this for Bush,
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then maybe you can
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also do this for the WTO."
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The WTO is supposed to be
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sort of a United Nations of commerce,
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a conglomeration
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of all these countries in the world...
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that get together every now and then
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to discuss trade policies
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in how exactly goods will be bought
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and sold throughout the world.
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I'm sure, originally,
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the stated purpose of the WTO
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was to help these countries
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who are developing
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so that, you know, the world community
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can help raise them out of poverty.
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In fact, what it's done is
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it's allowed large corporations
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to go in and exploit these people
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even further
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so that Americans
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become even wealthier
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and the people in these countries
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continue to struggle to get by.
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And I think that's--
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at this point it's upset quite a few people.
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So I gotta try
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and remember where Sal lives.
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It's a little bit complicated. There's, like,
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this snaking road up over the hills.
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And who is Sal?
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Sal is a friend who I met in San Diego,
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and he moved to L.A.
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to work in the movie industry,
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and that's why now he does,
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actually, costuming professionally.
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He builds, like, weird suits
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out of pretty much
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any material you can imagine.
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And so, when we needed a costume,
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I knew who to call.
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Yeah, this is it. Yeah.
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I'll maybe bring him his mail, actually,
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as long as we're at it here.
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- Yeah--I don't like it.
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- Okay.
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It looks too much like sex stuff
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instead of--it's not very modern-looking.
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Remember, this is the future.
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This isn't about, like, straps and stuff.
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That's like dungeons and torture
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in the past.
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The costume
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is a manager's leisure suit.
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And the idea is that Hank Hardy Unruh,
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the representative
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from the World Trade Organization,
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is going to go and wear
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this breakaway business suit
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that's gonna be pulled off of him
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during the middle
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of the keynote address to the conference.
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And then a big inflatable phallus
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is going to emerge from this golden suit,
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and on the end of it is a TV screen
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that he uses
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to manage sweatshops remotely.
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The reason we got invited
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to these things
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is we have a website
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called gatt.org.
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The gatt.org website looks a lot
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like the WTO website,
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but it is critical of the WTO.
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Most people, though,
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who find gatt.org
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by searching
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for the World Trade Organization...
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will go without reading it
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and will send us e-mail directly.
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So a lot of people ask us
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weird questions about tariffs and trade,
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and we try to answer
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as accurately as we can.
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And occasionally invitations come in
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from official
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or quasi-official organizations
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asking for opinions
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or asking us to attend a conference.
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And so, when they ask, they really think
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they're talking to the WTO,
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and we respond by giving them
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what we think they want--
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which is the opinions of the WTO--
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as accurately
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as we can represent them.
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You know what I'm thinking,
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actually, looking at this...
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is that maybe this is a zipper.
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah.
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Then he just unzips it
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and pulls the thing at the same time.
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- That could be really good.
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- Because...
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to have it burst out of the Velcro,
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it might not be strong enough to burst out,
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and then he'd have to pull it.
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Part of the thing
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that gives us the courage
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to go to Tampere...
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with this really absurd suit
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is that we already went
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to Salzburg, Austria, to represent
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the World Trade Organization
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at a conference on tariffs and trade.
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There, our representative--the same guy
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who is Hank Hardy Unruh here--
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was Dr. Andreas Bichlbauer there.
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And he gave a lecture that focused
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on basically doing away with
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all customs in the name of free trade,
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like getting rid of the <i>siesta</i>
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in Spain and Italy
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so that business hours
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could be the same.
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In Italy, on the other hand,
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you have a totally different situation,
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in which sleep is...done during
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the day as much as at night almost.
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And allowing people to sell their votes
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over the Internet to the highest bidder
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so that the barriers to free trade
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and things like votes were out of the way.
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One possible solution is being tested
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in the field of American politics
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to streamline the grotesquely
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inefficient system of elections.
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It's one back,
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It has a terrible siren.
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Oh, my God. What are we
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we gotta watch the Patrick video.
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It's weird stuff, isn't it?
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It's really a problem.
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It seems about the weirdest
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It looks pretty good on this.
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Yeah, it's all right.
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What we have here is that we have
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who's going to be wearing the suit.
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And I'm going to be showing
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Sometimes I don't think they know
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What I'll come up with...
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it fits in perfectly with what they're--
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Well, I came out
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the company I was with I thought
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and there really isn't any humanity
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so therefore I hope that maybe
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being part of the Yes Men
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I grew up in the suburbs here,
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and then I moved to Troy six years ago
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There's a place there called Rensselaer
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Polytechnic Institute, and I teach there.
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I was moving back home, really,
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I'd been on the West Coast
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Wait, what is this?
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This is--it's this...
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...SimCopter hack.
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Here it is.
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I wanted to watch this tape
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'cause this is the tape--
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I've been cleaning out the archives,
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I met Andy through a friend, actually.
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A mutual friend.
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Actually, two people
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suggested that me and Andy
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get in contact with one another
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because we'd both
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done similar projects.
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One of the jobs that I had was
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at this games company called Maxis
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that makes SimCity.
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One of the games they were making
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I was in charge of the little people
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And I made them
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wearing nothing but swim trunks.
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They'd all be boys, and they'd
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be running around kissing each other.
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So all the people who ordered
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this very popular video game
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suddenly were treated
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to a completely different spectacle.
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So he got a lot
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of press attention for it,
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and it was seen as a kind of--
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an activist kind of statement
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about video games and the sort
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of macho nature of them.
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It all involves
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the unexpected appearance
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of some gay, kissing muscle men
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every Friday the 13th.
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He's becoming a celebrity of sorts
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in the computer world--
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especially the gay computer world.
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And then I had done a project
|
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using Barbie dolls,
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where we switched the voice boxes
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of Barbie dolls and G.I. Joes.
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<i>Troops! Attack that Cobra jet</i>
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<i>with heavy firepower!</i>
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And that ended up in G.I. Joes that
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said things like, "I love to shop with you,"
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and Barbie dolls that said things like,
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"Dead men tell no lies."
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And we got them back
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on store shelves
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all over the country in what we called
|
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We're like Santa Claus,
|
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only less radical,
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because Santa Claus
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breaks into people's houses. We don't.
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So that when kids
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got them at Christmas,
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they were surprised to find their doll
|
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saying something other
|
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And the kids thought it was hilarious.
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They loved having these crazy dolls.
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We sent out press releases,
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so it was in the news on Christmas Day
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It just went through every kind
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<i>- The B.L.O...</i>
|
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<i>- The Mission of the B.L.O...</i>
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224
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<i>The Barbie Liberation Organization--</i>
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<i>the B.L.O...</i>
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<i>It was real funny 'cause it looks</i>
|
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<i>like, "Come on, fight me. Fight me!"</i>
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<i>- Except it says...</i>
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<i>- I love school. Don't you?</i>
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<i>Let's sing with the band tonight!</i>
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Now we're--with the Yes Men,
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we're calling that sort of basic idea
|
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"Identity Correction,"
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like saying, these things--
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these things that are not
|
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really presenting themselves honestly
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or that hide something about their nature
|
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that's really scary,
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we want to bring that out.
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We want to show that.
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We want to demonstrate that.
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And so, like for the WTO--
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we think that the WTO
|
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is doing all these terrible things
|
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that are hurting people
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and they're saying the exact opposite.
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And so we're interested
|
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in correcting their identity.
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In the same way that an identity thief
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steals somebody's identity
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in order to basically
|
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just engage in criminal practices,
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we target people
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we see as criminals,
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and we steal their identity
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And so...you know,
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I guess this whole thing
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has its roots for both me and Andy
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247
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in stuff that we've been doing
|
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for a long time,
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248
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which is trying to create public spectacles
|
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that, in some kind of poetic way,
|
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249
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reveal something about our culture
|
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that's profoundly a problem.
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That must be Sal.
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- Oh, dude.
|
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- Are you okay?
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I got fuckin' lost on that...
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Oh, no.
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It's been a long day.
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Holy shit!
|
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256
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Well, I probably started it
|
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in June or July.
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So, on and off
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for a good two to three months.
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Just a couple more pieces
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of Velcro, and that'll really be it.
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And, yeah, we're...
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at the end of the line.
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Okay, look.
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So we're making a list here.
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Wednesday we leave
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for Finland early,
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so, Sunday...
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make lecture.
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Bigger?
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Oh, no. That's a big one.
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PowerPoint...
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and then speech.
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Finish.
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It's 4:03 a.m., and I guess
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I'll just keep working until morning.
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I feel...somewhat awake.
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And then Andy can take over again.
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We can do
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around-the-clock shifts, I guess.
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I'm just trying to add a few slides
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into the PowerPoint here.
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272
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Because, actually, a lot of the things
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that business leaders of the world
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273
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say in relation to these issues
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are actually sort of very similar
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to what Unruh Hank Hardy says,
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even though maybe Unruh Hank Hardy
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is a little bit more frank about it.
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And, in fact,
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when he talked to CNBC,
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when he was debating,
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278
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an activist, Barry Coates,
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just sort of agreed with what he said
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279
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when he said that this is what
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the WTO does, and this is our position.
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280
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And Barry Coates said,
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"Well, that's funny. That's exactly right."
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281
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So...after Salzburg, we got an e-mail
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asking a representative of the WTO
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282
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to appear on CNBC
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MarketWrap Europe.
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283
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And the producer apparently didn't notice
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that gatt.org was not the WTO site.
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284
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And Granwyth Hulatberi, which is
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another name that Andy just came up with,
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285
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responded and, of course, said,
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286
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"Well, I'd be happy to go
|
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on CNBC MarketWrap."
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287
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And the producer wanted him to debate
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an anti-globalization protester.
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288
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If the WTO is serious about addressing
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the issues of world poverty,
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289
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it would do things
|
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completely differently than it is now.
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290
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Let me bring in Granwyth on that.
|
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Is that a fair point?
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291
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Well, of course it is, but I think Barry,
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as well as all the other protesters,
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292
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are simply, in a word, focused too much
|
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on reality and on facts and figures.
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293
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And I think I would have to say
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that this is a long-term problem
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294
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that comes down
|
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to a problem of education.
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295
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We have to find a way to convince
|
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perhaps not the protesters
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296
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but the protesters' children
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297
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|
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to follow thinkers like Milton Friedman
|
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and Darwin and--and so on,
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298
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|
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rather than what the protesters
|
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have been reared on--
|
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299
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|
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Trotsky and Robespierre
|
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and Abbie Hoffman.
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300
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Und ich glaube, dass das
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Legen der Inhalte von Erziehung,
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301
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ein Legen in private H<>nde -
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302
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eine Konzentrierung der Ressourcen
|
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im privaten Sektor -
|
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303
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00:19:36,322 --> 00:19:38,483
|
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wird automatisch zu diesem Ergebnis
|
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f<EFBFBD>hren,
|
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304
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00:19:38,557 --> 00:19:41,048
|
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und wir werden die Kinder der
|
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Protestierer erzogen sehen
|
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305
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00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:43,617
|
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mit v<>llig anderen Sorgen.
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306
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|
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Lassen Sie mich darauf
|
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antworten, Barry.
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307
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Ich - ich m<>chte nur sagen,
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308
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00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:49,361
|
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dass diese vereinfachende Argumentation
|
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|
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|
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309
|
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00:19:49,435 --> 00:19:53,098
|
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wirklich, also, zu beleidigend und un-
|
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glaubw<EFBFBD>rdig f<>r die meisten Menschen ist.
|
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|
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310
|
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00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:56,903
|
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Die Tatsache, dass wir die Wahl haben
|
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zwischen Milton Friedman und Abbie Hoffman
|
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|
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311
|
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00:19:56,976 --> 00:20:00,377
|
||
als unsere Quellen f<>r <20>komische Geschichte
|
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und Philosophie..
|
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|
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312
|
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00:20:00,446 --> 00:20:03,438
|
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Es gibt viele, viele Denker
|
||
in der Welt -
|
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|
||
313
|
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00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:06,007
|
||
nur nicht die, die bei der WTO
|
||
angestellt sind -
|
||
|
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314
|
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00:20:06,085 --> 00:20:09,953
|
||
die glauben, dass die Ans<6E>tze der
|
||
WTO sehr sch<63>dlich sind
|
||
|
||
315
|
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00:20:10,022 --> 00:20:12,684
|
||
f<EFBFBD>r die Entwicklungsaussichten
|
||
der <20>rmsten L<>nder
|
||
|
||
316
|
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00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:14,419
|
||
Lassen Sie mich auf Granwyth
|
||
antworten.
|
||
|
||
317
|
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00:20:15,961 --> 00:20:21,558
|
||
Ja. Also ich m<>chte auf Granwyth'
|
||
- sorry - auf Barry's Punkt eingehen,
|
||
|
||
318
|
||
00:20:21,634 --> 00:20:23,124
|
||
dass es andere Denker gibt.
|
||
|
||
319
|
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00:20:23,202 --> 00:20:27,468
|
||
Nun, wer hat denn wirklich die Macht
|
||
in der Welt, wer hat also Recht
|
||
|
||
320
|
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00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:29,201
|
||
mit seiner Weltsicht?
|
||
|
||
321
|
||
00:20:29,275 --> 00:20:31,607
|
||
Ich meine, ich denke die Antwort
|
||
ist leicht.
|
||
|
||
322
|
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00:20:31,677 --> 00:20:35,511
|
||
Und wenn Sie sich meine Ansichten und
|
||
die Ansichten meiner Organisation ansehen,
|
||
|
||
323
|
||
00:20:35,581 --> 00:20:39,244
|
||
und die vieler, vieler wichtiger
|
||
Entscheider in der Welt -
|
||
|
||
324
|
||
|
||
00:20:39,318 --> 00:20:43,311
|
||
den m<>chtigen Menschen also - dann stimmen
|
||
sie mit dem ein, was ich hier erkl<6B>re.
|
||
|
||
325
|
||
00:20:43,389 --> 00:20:46,881
|
||
Und ich denke das ist genug zu dieser
|
||
Weltsicht.
|
||
|
||
|
||
326
|
||
00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:48,119
|
||
Kurz, Barry.
|
||
|
||
327
|
||
00:20:48,193 --> 00:20:49,990
|
||
Also, ich meine - was wir hier haben
|
||
|
||
328
|
||
00:20:50,062 --> 00:20:53,657
|
||
ist ein Bild der Reichen und M<>chtigen, die
|
||
bestimmte Ansichten haben,
|
||
|
||
329
|
||
00:20:53,732 --> 00:20:57,065
|
||
die sie dann durch die
|
||
Institutionen propagieren
|
||
|
||
330
|
||
00:20:57,136 --> 00:20:58,728
|
||
in denen sie eine starke Stimme haben.
|
||
|
||
|
||
331
|
||
00:20:58,804 --> 00:21:02,205
|
||
Und ich denke das ist exakt das Modell,
|
||
das in Frage gestellt wird.
|
||
|
||
332
|
||
00:21:02,274 --> 00:21:07,211
|
||
Und zwar von einer sehr grossen,
|
||
weiter wachsenden Anzahl
|
||
|
||
333
|
||
00:21:07,279 --> 00:21:09,611
|
||
von Menschen, die beunruhigt wegen
|
||
dieser Regelungen sind.
|
||
|
||
334
|
||
00:21:09,682 --> 00:21:12,742
|
||
Die Menschen auf den Strassen
|
||
von Genua und Seattle
|
||
|
||
335
|
||
00:21:12,818 --> 00:21:15,286
|
||
sind nicht die gesamte Bewegung.
|
||
|
||
336
|
||
00:21:15,354 --> 00:21:16,946
|
||
Sie sind nur die Spitze des
|
||
Eisbergs.
|
||
|
||
337
|
||
00:21:17,022 --> 00:21:20,856
|
||
Wir haben letztes Jahr in einer Studie
|
||
die Entwicklungsl<73>nder angesehen,
|
||
|
||
338
|
||
00:21:20,926 --> 00:21:24,020
|
||
und haben herausgefunden, dass inner-
|
||
halb eines Jahres in 50 Demonstrationen
|
||
|
||
339
|
||
00:21:24,096 --> 00:21:26,929
|
||
<EFBFBD>ber eine Million Mensch aus
|
||
Entwicklungsl<EFBFBD>ndern
|
||
|
||
340
|
||
00:21:26,999 --> 00:21:29,661
|
||
dabei waren, zu versuchen, die
|
||
Regeln zu ver<65>ndern,
|
||
|
||
341
|
||
00:21:29,735 --> 00:21:32,465
|
||
die ihnen von der Weltbank und dem
|
||
IWF aufgezwungen
|
||
|
||
342
|
||
00:21:32,538 --> 00:21:35,200
|
||
und durch die WTO festgelegt
|
||
wurden.
|
||
|
||
343
|
||
00:21:35,274 --> 00:21:38,141
|
||
Danke. Wir m<>ssen zum Ende kommen. Barry
|
||
Coates, danke f<>r ihre Teilnahme.
|
||
|
||
344
|
||
00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:42,044
|
||
Danke auch an Granwyth Hulatberi und
|
||
Vernon Ellis in New York.
|
||
|
||
345
|
||
00:22:08,807 --> 00:22:10,206
|
||
Abschnitt drei?
|
||
|
||
|
||
346
|
||
00:22:13,412 --> 00:22:14,572
|
||
Naja...
|
||
|
||
347
|
||
00:22:14,647 --> 00:22:17,980
|
||
Es ist nicht wirklich ein Kleider-
|
||
sack, aber, <20>hm...
|
||
|
||
348
|
||
00:22:19,018 --> 00:22:20,349
|
||
...es wird schon gehen.
|
||
|
||
349
|
||
00:22:21,987 --> 00:22:25,150
|
||
Ja? Glaubst du das ist sehr
|
||
gesch<EFBFBD>ftsm<EFBFBD>ssig?
|
||
|
||
350
|
||
00:22:25,224 --> 00:22:26,885
|
||
So richtig offiziell?
|
||
|
||
|
||
351
|
||
00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:29,018
|
||
Sehr...sehr dickes Geld.
|
||
|
||
352
|
||
00:22:29,094 --> 00:22:32,894
|
||
Okay, gut. Genau das brauchen wir.
|
||
Ich brauche eine protzige Uhr.
|
||
|
||
353
|
||
00:22:34,033 --> 00:22:38,697
|
||
Warst du nerv<72>s, als du nach
|
||
Salzburg gefahren bist?
|
||
|
||
354
|
||
00:22:38,771 --> 00:22:41,171
|
||
Die Sache ist, dass, selbst mit
|
||
dieser Salzburg-Sache,
|
||
|
||
355
|
||
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,970
|
||
waren wir so irgendwie...
|
||
|
||
|
||
356
|
||
00:22:44,043 --> 00:22:47,843
|
||
- wir waren schon sehr nerv<72>s,
|
||
aber die ganze Zeit <20>ber -
|
||
|
||
357
|
||
00:22:47,913 --> 00:22:50,575
|
||
es wird einem nicht bewusst, bis
|
||
man wirklich dort ist.
|
||
|
||
358
|
||
00:22:50,649 --> 00:22:51,775
|
||
Stimmt.
|
||
|
||
359
|
||
00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:55,251
|
||
Nun, nachdem, was ich von der
|
||
Rede gesehen habe
|
||
|
||
360
|
||
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:58,721
|
||
f<EFBFBD>ngt es ganz normal an,
|
||
|
||
361
|
||
00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:01,282
|
||
so dass die Leute sich entspannen
|
||
k<EFBFBD>nnen -
|
||
|
||
362
|
||
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:05,524
|
||
er kann sich sozusagen langsam
|
||
reinarbeiten.
|
||
|
||
363
|
||
00:23:07,266 --> 00:23:09,257
|
||
Sohn einer verdammten Hure.
|
||
|
||
364
|
||
00:23:11,170 --> 00:23:12,501
|
||
Scheisse.
|
||
|
||
365
|
||
00:23:13,505 --> 00:23:16,633
|
||
Ja, hast du einen Lappen? Fuck.
|
||
|
||
366
|
||
00:23:17,276 --> 00:23:21,474
|
||
Scheisse. Ich hab einen mit Schuhpoli-
|
||
tur drauf, der wird nicht gehen, oder?
|
||
|
||
367
|
||
00:23:24,383 --> 00:23:26,715
|
||
- Der Bildschirm hat etwas Farbe abgekriegt?
|
||
- Jepp.
|
||
|
||
368
|
||
00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:37,652
|
||
- Das h<>rt sich wie ein Rasenm<6E>her an.
|
||
- Das ist ein bisschen laut, stimmt.
|
||
|
||
369
|
||
00:23:38,997 --> 00:23:40,328
|
||
- Das ist nicht gut.
|
||
- Vergiss es.
|
||
|
||
370
|
||
00:23:50,142 --> 00:23:53,305
|
||
Guck mal, es macht ein neues Ger<65>usch.
|
||
Gut. Gut. Gut. Toll.
|
||
|
||
371
|
||
00:23:53,378 --> 00:23:54,970
|
||
- Ist das nicht toll?
|
||
- Probiers aus.
|
||
|
||
372
|
||
00:23:55,047 --> 00:23:56,639
|
||
Jetzt funktioniert es nicht.
|
||
|
||
373
|
||
00:23:56,715 --> 00:23:58,546
|
||
- Oh, H<>r zu! Yeah.
|
||
- So muss es sein!
|
||
|
||
374
|
||
00:23:59,451 --> 00:24:00,782
|
||
Wir m<>ssen uns beeilen!
|
||
|
||
375
|
||
00:24:13,599 --> 00:24:15,863
|
||
Okay, zehn Minuten.
|
||
Sie sind beide da.
|
||
|
||
376
|
||
00:24:18,337 --> 00:24:19,827
|
||
Hey, Sal.
|
||
|
||
377
|
||
00:24:21,073 --> 00:24:22,131
|
||
Danke.
|
||
|
||
378
|
||
00:24:23,976 --> 00:24:25,136
|
||
Viel Gl<47>ck.
|
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|
||
379
|
||
00:24:26,478 --> 00:24:28,309
|
||
- Wir werden sehen, wie es l<>uft.
|
||
- Danke f<>r alles.
|
||
|
||
380
|
||
00:24:28,380 --> 00:24:30,974
|
||
Ja, schlaf gut.
|
||
Viel Vergn<67>gen.
|
||
|
||
381
|
||
00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:33,611
|
||
- Viel Spass.
|
||
- Bis bald.
|
||
|
||
382
|
||
00:24:33,685 --> 00:24:36,210
|
||
Zieh in meinen Raum.
|
||
Entspann dich.
|
||
|
||
383
|
||
00:24:36,288 --> 00:24:37,448
|
||
Okay.
|
||
|
||
384
|
||
00:24:40,325 --> 00:24:43,158
|
||
Ist das alles?
|
||
Wow. Wie effizient.
|
||
|
||
385
|
||
00:24:43,228 --> 00:24:44,388
|
||
Okay.
|
||
|
||
386
|
||
00:24:45,831 --> 00:24:48,664
|
||
Effizient.
|
||
Ein Paradebeispiel an Effizienz.
|
||
|
||
|
||
387
|
||
00:24:51,804 --> 00:24:55,240
|
||
Du hast etwas in deinem Gesicht.
|
||
Nein, hier.
|
||
|
||
388
|
||
00:24:57,075 --> 00:24:58,133
|
||
So ist es besser.
|
||
|
||
389
|
||
00:25:30,576 --> 00:25:32,407
|
||
Wir sind letzte Nacht angekommen.
|
||
|
||
390
|
||
00:25:32,477 --> 00:25:34,809
|
||
Du musstest ein Nickerchen machen.
|
||
Du brauchtest etwas Schlaf.
|
||
|
||
391
|
||
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,211
|
||
Ich war einfach fertig, stimmt.
|
||
|
||
392
|
||
00:25:36,281 --> 00:25:40,115
|
||
Und ich bin los und hab mir den
|
||
Konferenzraum angesehen.
|
||
|
||
393
|
||
00:25:40,185 --> 00:25:43,586
|
||
Es gab ein Schild an der T<>r, darauf
|
||
stand "Textilien der Zukunft."
|
||
|
||
394
|
||
00:25:43,655 --> 00:25:47,591
|
||
Unruh Hank Hardy war der erste
|
||
Redner - Hank Hardy Unruh.
|
||
|
||
395
|
||
00:25:47,659 --> 00:25:50,059
|
||
Und, weisst du, alles
|
||
wirkte irgendwie offiziell.
|
||
|
||
396
|
||
00:25:50,128 --> 00:25:52,790
|
||
Die Kaffeetassen waren schon da.
|
||
|
||
397
|
||
00:25:52,865 --> 00:25:54,856
|
||
Und ich dachte,
|
||
"Das ist toll. Ich bin bereit.
|
||
|
||
398
|
||
00:25:54,933 --> 00:25:57,094
|
||
Ich weiss exakt wo das ist.
|
||
Wir k<>nnen da hin."
|
||
|
||
399
|
||
00:25:57,169 --> 00:25:59,569
|
||
Ich hatte einen Ablauf - Ich habe
|
||
einen kleinen Ablaufplan aufgestellt,
|
||
|
||
400
|
||
00:25:59,638 --> 00:26:03,836
|
||
Ich hatte Karten des Orts und die
|
||
aktuellsten Konferenz-Flyer.
|
||
|
||
401
|
||
00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:07,940
|
||
Bin dann wieder hergekommen.
|
||
Dann sind wir fr<66>h schlafen gegangen.
|
||
|
||
402
|
||
00:26:08,013 --> 00:26:13,007
|
||
Hank hat sofort geschnarcht,
|
||
aber ich konnte <20>berhaupt nicht schlafen.
|
||
|
||
403
|
||
00:26:13,085 --> 00:26:14,780
|
||
Ich lag nur wach im Bett,
|
||
|
||
404
|
||
00:26:14,853 --> 00:26:18,516
|
||
und ab und zu bin ich ins Bad oder hab das
|
||
Licht angemacht und etwas gelesen,
|
||
|
||
405
|
||
00:26:18,590 --> 00:26:21,491
|
||
denn ich war einfach unf<6E>hig zu
|
||
schlafen.
|
||
|
||
406
|
||
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,893
|
||
Und irgendwann bin ich dann doch ein-
|
||
geschlafen, kurz vor dem Aufwachen.
|
||
|
||
407
|
||
00:26:28,734 --> 00:26:29,894
|
||
Toll.
|
||
|
||
408
|
||
00:26:32,671 --> 00:26:35,401
|
||
Ich lass meine Brieftasche hier.
|
||
|
||
409
|
||
00:26:38,744 --> 00:26:40,234
|
||
Okay, los gehts.
|
||
|
||
410
|
||
00:26:43,849 --> 00:26:45,510
|
||
- Warte.
|
||
- Es ist 8:00.
|
||
|
||
411
|
||
00:26:45,584 --> 00:26:47,575
|
||
Ich denke ich werde sie wirklich
|
||
hierlassen.
|
||
|
||
412
|
||
00:26:53,525 --> 00:26:54,924
|
||
Kommst du?
|
||
|
||
413
|
||
00:26:59,431 --> 00:27:01,922
|
||
Hank, es ist ein bisschen fr<66>h,
|
||
um aufzustehen.
|
||
|
||
414
|
||
00:27:02,768 --> 00:27:06,499
|
||
- Das geht schon ok so.
|
||
- Ich meine, ich dachte wir machen Urlaub.
|
||
|
||
415
|
||
00:27:06,571 --> 00:27:08,232
|
||
- Wie Bitte?
|
||
- Urlaub.
|
||
|
||
416
|
||
00:27:08,307 --> 00:27:09,706
|
||
Ich weiss.
|
||
|
||
417
|
||
00:27:09,775 --> 00:27:12,437
|
||
- Ich w<>rde gern Urlaub machen.
|
||
- Und sie bringen mich nach Finnland...
|
||
|
||
418
|
||
00:27:17,349 --> 00:27:20,682
|
||
Gib mir das Ei.
|
||
Ich werde es dir pellen.
|
||
|
||
419
|
||
00:27:20,752 --> 00:27:22,413
|
||
Das w<>re nett. Danke.
|
||
|
||
420
|
||
00:27:27,292 --> 00:27:29,783
|
||
- Aber wir sind sp<73>t dran.
|
||
- Sind wir?
|
||
|
||
421
|
||
00:27:29,861 --> 00:27:35,026
|
||
Ein bisschen. Es ist nach 8:00, und ich
|
||
wollte eigentlich um 8:00 am Tagungsort ein.
|
||
|
||
422
|
||
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:36,761
|
||
- Okay.
|
||
- Das klappt schon.
|
||
|
||
423
|
||
00:27:36,835 --> 00:27:38,996
|
||
- Ist es nach 8:00?
|
||
- Es ist nach 8:00.
|
||
|
||
424
|
||
00:27:39,071 --> 00:27:40,231
|
||
Ja.
|
||
|
||
425
|
||
00:27:42,808 --> 00:27:44,969
|
||
Weisst du, tu so, als ob...
|
||
|
||
426
|
||
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,383
|
||
Toll, wir sind p<>nktlich.
|
||
|
||
427
|
||
00:27:56,455 --> 00:27:57,615
|
||
Oh, gut.
|
||
|
||
428
|
||
00:28:00,192 --> 00:28:03,025
|
||
Hallo, Ich bin Hank Hardy Unruh.
|
||
Ich bin von der -
|
||
|
||
429
|
||
00:28:03,095 --> 00:28:05,495
|
||
- Oh, Klar. Freut mich, Sie kennenzulernen.
|
||
- Freut mich, Sie kennenzulernen.
|
||
|
||
430
|
||
00:28:05,564 --> 00:28:07,725
|
||
- Wir haben sie schon erwartet.
|
||
- Oh, gut.
|
||
|
||
431
|
||
00:28:08,834 --> 00:28:11,428
|
||
Es ist nicht 9:30 - nein.
|
||
Es ist 8:30, oder?
|
||
|
||
432
|
||
00:28:12,237 --> 00:28:16,071
|
||
- Aber du wirst...
|
||
- Es ist jetzt 8:30...oder?
|
||
|
||
433
|
||
00:28:16,141 --> 00:28:20,475
|
||
Es...ist...es ist 9:30, ja.
|
||
|
||
434
|
||
00:28:20,545 --> 00:28:21,876
|
||
- Jetzt?
|
||
- Ja.
|
||
|
||
435
|
||
00:28:21,947 --> 00:28:24,108
|
||
- Ja.
|
||
- Es ist 9:30?
|
||
|
||
436
|
||
00:28:24,182 --> 00:28:25,581
|
||
- Ja.
|
||
- Ja. Fast.
|
||
|
||
437
|
||
00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:28,380
|
||
- Ich bin dran um...
|
||
- Es ist im Moment 27 nach 9:00.
|
||
|
||
438
|
||
00:28:28,453 --> 00:28:30,944
|
||
Oh mein Gott.
|
||
Wir sind eine Stunde zu sp<73>t.
|
||
|
||
439
|
||
00:28:31,023 --> 00:28:33,014
|
||
- Oh mein Gott. Danke.
|
||
- Gern geschehen.
|
||
|
||
440
|
||
00:28:33,091 --> 00:28:36,458
|
||
- Nun, wir m<>ssen-- wir fangen in 3--
|
||
- Jedenfalls, sch<63>n sie kennenzulernen.
|
||
|
||
441
|
||
00:28:36,528 --> 00:28:38,462
|
||
Wissen sie,
|
||
dass er gerade dran ist?
|
||
|
||
|
||
442
|
||
00:28:38,530 --> 00:28:41,124
|
||
Ja - naja,
|
||
...haben sie erwartet.
|
||
|
||
443
|
||
00:28:41,199 --> 00:28:43,258
|
||
- Oh, Jesus. Okay.
|
||
- Okay, wir...
|
||
|
||
444
|
||
00:28:45,504 --> 00:28:48,667
|
||
Kommen sie auch?
|
||
Sind sie registriert?
|
||
|
||
445
|
||
00:28:49,674 --> 00:28:53,166
|
||
Ich bin sein Assistent.
|
||
Wir arbeiten beide mit ihm.
|
||
|
||
446
|
||
00:28:53,245 --> 00:28:55,736
|
||
Wir m<>ssen uns jetzt um eine Dinge
|
||
k<EFBFBD>mmern.
|
||
|
||
447
|
||
00:28:55,814 --> 00:28:57,543
|
||
- Hier ist es.
|
||
- Okay.
|
||
|
||
448
|
||
00:28:57,616 --> 00:29:00,608
|
||
- M<>chten Sie am Dinner teilnehmen?
|
||
- Ja, bitte.
|
||
|
||
449
|
||
00:29:00,685 --> 00:29:03,279
|
||
- Sind damit Kosten verbunden, oder...
|
||
- Nein, das ist inklusive.
|
||
|
||
450
|
||
00:29:03,355 --> 00:29:06,620
|
||
Okay. Ja, wir-- wir werden
|
||
am Dinner teilnehmen. Das ist toll.
|
||
|
||
|
||
451
|
||
00:29:07,526 --> 00:29:09,357
|
||
- Wow.
|
||
- Ich glaube, wir m<>ssen uns beeilen.
|
||
|
||
452
|
||
00:29:09,428 --> 00:29:12,022
|
||
- Ja. Ich werde dich begleiten.
|
||
- Ja. Bitte.
|
||
|
||
453
|
||
00:29:13,865 --> 00:29:15,696
|
||
Wobei, nein, Sie k<>nnen jetzt nicht
|
||
reingehen,
|
||
|
||
454
|
||
00:29:15,767 --> 00:29:18,099
|
||
weil Sie sich vorher noch darum
|
||
k<EFBFBD>mmern m<>ssen.
|
||
|
||
455
|
||
00:29:18,170 --> 00:29:21,662
|
||
Wir sind eine Stunde -
|
||
Wir sind eine Stunde zu sp<73>t.
|
||
|
||
456
|
||
00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:24,402
|
||
- Ich muss etwas erledigen.
|
||
- Ja.
|
||
|
||
457
|
||
00:29:24,476 --> 00:29:26,808
|
||
Er muss jetzt gleich einen sehr
|
||
wichtigen Anruf t<>tigen.
|
||
|
||
458
|
||
00:29:26,878 --> 00:29:28,709
|
||
- Ich brauche daf<61>r 5 Minuten.
|
||
- Jetzt gleich?
|
||
|
||
459
|
||
00:29:28,780 --> 00:29:29,838
|
||
Tut mir leid.
|
||
|
||
460
|
||
00:29:29,915 --> 00:29:32,748
|
||
Aber Sie m<>ssen Ihre Pr<50>sentation
|
||
in 2 Minuten beginne.
|
||
|
||
461
|
||
00:29:32,818 --> 00:29:35,309
|
||
Bitte sagen Sie ihm, dass ich
|
||
3 Minuten sp<73>ter komme.
|
||
|
||
462
|
||
00:29:41,093 --> 00:29:43,288
|
||
Nun, es gibt da noch ein Detail.
|
||
|
||
463
|
||
00:29:43,361 --> 00:29:46,524
|
||
Jesus. Fuck.
|
||
Wieso wussten wir das nicht?
|
||
|
||
464
|
||
00:29:46,598 --> 00:29:48,759
|
||
Keine Ahnung.
|
||
Das ist wirklich unglaublich.
|
||
|
||
465
|
||
00:29:49,801 --> 00:29:52,292
|
||
- Komm schon.
|
||
- Okay. Los gehts.
|
||
|
||
466
|
||
00:29:53,605 --> 00:29:55,766
|
||
Oh Mann, das ist schrecklich.
|
||
|
||
467
|
||
00:29:55,841 --> 00:29:58,105
|
||
Das ist das bl<62>deste -
|
||
Ich kann nicht...
|
||
|
||
468
|
||
00:29:59,211 --> 00:30:02,044
|
||
Das ist - ist eine Stunde Unterschied.
|
||
Hier ist eine andere Zeitzone.
|
||
|
||
469
|
||
00:30:04,950 --> 00:30:08,147
|
||
Das ist unglaublich.
|
||
Wie zur H<>lle kann das passieren?
|
||
|
||
470
|
||
00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:12,054
|
||
- Okay, so. Das ist erledigt.
|
||
- Meine Damen und Herren...
|
||
|
||
471
|
||
00:30:12,124 --> 00:30:14,524
|
||
Okay, schnell,
|
||
das Shirt - die Unterw<72>sche.
|
||
|
||
472
|
||
00:30:15,994 --> 00:30:17,256
|
||
Die goldene Unterw<72>sche.
|
||
|
||
473
|
||
00:30:17,329 --> 00:30:18,591
|
||
Okay...
|
||
|
||
474
|
||
00:30:19,998 --> 00:30:21,989
|
||
Muss ich da was durchstecken?
|
||
|
||
475
|
||
00:30:22,067 --> 00:30:23,728
|
||
- Nein.
|
||
- Okay.
|
||
|
||
476
|
||
00:30:23,802 --> 00:30:24,962
|
||
Brauchst du Hilfe?
|
||
|
||
477
|
||
00:30:26,838 --> 00:30:29,238
|
||
- H<>ngen deine Hoden raus?
|
||
- Aehm, ja..
|
||
|
||
478
|
||
00:30:31,209 --> 00:30:32,267
|
||
Okay.
|
||
|
||
479
|
||
00:30:32,344 --> 00:30:33,504
|
||
Los gehts.
|
||
|
||
480
|
||
00:30:34,779 --> 00:30:35,939
|
||
Okay. Gut.
|
||
|
||
481
|
||
00:30:37,916 --> 00:30:41,647
|
||
Oh Gott.
|
||
Okay...Gut.
|
||
|
||
482
|
||
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,188
|
||
- Hier ist ein bisschen Luft drin.
|
||
- Okay, jetzt die Hosen.
|
||
|
||
483
|
||
00:30:44,789 --> 00:30:45,847
|
||
Beeil dich.
|
||
|
||
484
|
||
00:30:49,761 --> 00:30:53,094
|
||
Oh, Hi. Sch<63>n, Sie kennenzulernen.
|
||
Es tut mir so leid.
|
||
|
||
485
|
||
00:31:10,515 --> 00:31:13,348
|
||
Danke.
|
||
Es tut mir schrecklich leid -
|
||
|
||
486
|
||
00:31:15,787 --> 00:31:17,618
|
||
Ja, ich werde die Pr<50>sentation
|
||
halten.
|
||
|
||
487
|
||
00:31:19,457 --> 00:31:20,788
|
||
Tut mir schrecklich leid.
|
||
|
||
488
|
||
00:31:20,859 --> 00:31:24,727
|
||
Ich denke die Welthandelsorganistion sollte
|
||
<EFBFBD>ber Zeitzonen Bescheid wissen, aber...
|
||
|
||
489
|
||
00:31:26,431 --> 00:31:28,922
|
||
Jemand sagte,
|
||
"Ist dort nicht eine andere Zeitzone?"
|
||
|
||
490
|
||
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,096
|
||
Und ich sagte, "Nein. Ganz Europa
|
||
hat die gleiche Zeitzone."
|
||
|
||
491
|
||
00:31:33,171 --> 00:31:36,004
|
||
- Und das hat uns alle <20>berzeugt.
|
||
- Mich auch.
|
||
|
||
492
|
||
00:31:36,074 --> 00:31:40,238
|
||
Wir waren <20>berzeugt, dass es die richtige
|
||
Zeit ist, und dann sind wir heute Morgen...
|
||
|
||
493
|
||
00:31:40,312 --> 00:31:43,440
|
||
5 oder 10 Minuten zu sp<73>t aufgewacht,
|
||
|
||
494
|
||
00:31:43,515 --> 00:31:47,474
|
||
und haben dann bemerkt, dass der Laptop
|
||
nicht funktioniert.
|
||
|
||
495
|
||
00:31:47,552 --> 00:31:49,952
|
||
Nein, vielleicht k<>nnen wir die
|
||
Reihenfolge <20>ndern.
|
||
|
||
496
|
||
00:31:50,021 --> 00:31:52,353
|
||
K<EFBFBD>nnen wir jemand anders vorziehen,
|
||
und ich bin sp<73>ter dran?
|
||
|
||
497
|
||
00:31:52,424 --> 00:31:54,153
|
||
Sie sagten, "Ich denke, das k<>nnen
|
||
wir machen."
|
||
|
||
498
|
||
00:31:54,226 --> 00:31:57,320
|
||
Sie haben dann die Kaffee-Leute
|
||
angerufen und mit ihnen gesprochen,
|
||
|
||
499
|
||
00:31:57,395 --> 00:31:58,953
|
||
um zu sehen, das mit dem Kaffee klappt.
|
||
|
||
500
|
||
00:31:59,030 --> 00:32:00,019
|
||
Das wars.
|
||
|
||
501
|
||
00:33:13,071 --> 00:33:14,538
|
||
Vielen Dank.
|
||
|
||
502
|
||
00:33:15,106 --> 00:33:16,368
|
||
Dieser hier...
|
||
|
||
503
|
||
00:33:17,642 --> 00:33:21,373
|
||
Es ist mir eine Ehre, hier in Tampere
|
||
sein zu k<>nnen, und vor Ihnen zu reden,
|
||
|
||
504
|
||
00:33:21,446 --> 00:33:25,177
|
||
den herausragendsten Textilarbeitern
|
||
der Welt.
|
||
|
||
505
|
||
00:33:26,117 --> 00:33:30,451
|
||
Ich sehe hier in allen Gesichtern einen
|
||
ergreifenden, kindlichen Eifer,
|
||
|
||
506
|
||
00:33:30,522 --> 00:33:34,390
|
||
die gr<67>ssten Textil-Fragen der Welt
|
||
in Angriff zu nehmen.
|
||
|
||
507
|
||
00:33:34,459 --> 00:33:36,791
|
||
Wie passt die WTO da hinein?
|
||
|
||
508
|
||
00:33:36,861 --> 00:33:41,355
|
||
Was wir bei von WTO machen wollen,
|
||
ist Ihnen zu helfen, ihre Profitziele
|
||
zu erreichen.
|
||
|
||
509
|
||
00:33:41,433 --> 00:33:43,697
|
||
Und in nur 20 Minuten von jetzt an
|
||
|
||
|
||
510
|
||
00:33:43,768 --> 00:33:48,000
|
||
werde ich Ihnen die L<>sungen der WTO
|
||
|
||
|
||
511
|
||
00:33:48,073 --> 00:33:51,804
|
||
zu zwei der gr<67><72>ten Managementprobleme
|
||
vorstellen.
|
||
|
||
512
|
||
00:33:51,876 --> 00:33:55,107
|
||
Erstens - in Verbindung mit entfernt
|
||
arbeitender Belegschaft bleiben,
|
||
|
||
513
|
||
00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:59,014
|
||
und zweitens - gesunde Mengen an
|
||
freier Zeit behaupten k<>nnen.
|
||
|
||
514
|
||
00:33:59,084 --> 00:34:03,282
|
||
Die L<>sung besagt, grob gesagt,
|
||
auf Textilien.
|
||
|
||
515
|
||
00:34:05,824 --> 00:34:09,191
|
||
Aber wie kam es eigentlich dazu,
|
||
dass Arbeiter zu einem Problem wurden?
|
||
|
||
516
|
||
00:34:10,362 --> 00:34:12,227
|
||
Bevor ich unsere L<>sung vorstelle,
|
||
|
||
517
|
||
00:34:12,297 --> 00:34:17,291
|
||
M<EFBFBD>chte ich noch ein bisschen <20>ber die
|
||
Geschichte des Arbeiter-Management-Problems
|
||
sprechen.
|
||
|
||
518
|
||
00:34:17,369 --> 00:34:21,032
|
||
Wir kennen alle den Amerikanischen
|
||
B<EFBFBD>rgerkrieg - jedenfalls in den U.S.A.
|
||
|
||
519
|
||
00:34:21,106 --> 00:34:25,270
|
||
Es war der blutigste, unprofitabelste
|
||
Krieg in der Geschichte unseres Landes.
|
||
|
||
520
|
||
00:34:25,343 --> 00:34:27,709
|
||
Ein Krieg, in dem unglaublich
|
||
riesige Mengen Geldes
|
||
|
||
521
|
||
00:34:27,779 --> 00:34:30,942
|
||
aus dem Fenster geworfen wurden -
|
||
und das alles f<>r Textilien.
|
||
|
||
522
|
||
00:34:31,015 --> 00:34:35,952
|
||
In den 1860ern ertrank der S<>den
|
||
f<EFBFBD>rmlich in Geld.
|
||
|
||
523
|
||
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:38,511
|
||
Er hatte gerade den "cotton
|
||
gin" erfunden,
|
||
|
||
524
|
||
00:34:38,590 --> 00:34:41,058
|
||
einer Maschine zur Entk<74>rnung
|
||
von Baumwolle.
|
||
|
||
|
||
525
|
||
00:34:41,126 --> 00:34:44,095
|
||
die den S<>den aus seiner pr<70>-
|
||
industriellen Vergangenheit holte.
|
||
|
||
526
|
||
00:34:44,162 --> 00:34:45,823
|
||
Hundertausende von Arbeitern,
|
||
|
||
527
|
||
00:34:45,897 --> 00:34:48,331
|
||
die vorher in ihren Herkunftsl<73>ndern
|
||
arbeitslos waren,
|
||
|
||
528
|
||
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,391
|
||
bekamen n<>tzliche Jobs in der
|
||
Textilbranche.
|
||
|
||
529
|
||
00:34:51,169 --> 00:34:55,162
|
||
Und in dieses rosige Bild von Freiheit
|
||
und Wachstum trat - Sie ahnen es -
|
||
|
||
530
|
||
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,231
|
||
der Norden.
|
||
|
||
531
|
||
00:34:57,308 --> 00:35:01,301
|
||
Nun, einige Br<42>gerkriegsbef<65>rworter sagen,
|
||
dass der Krieg, trotz all seiner Fehler,
|
||
|
||
532
|
||
00:35:01,379 --> 00:35:03,609
|
||
wenigstens zur Folge hatte, dass
|
||
|
||
533
|
||
00:35:03,681 --> 00:35:06,616
|
||
Formen von unfreiwilligem Import von
|
||
Arbeitskr<EFBFBD>ften verboten wurden.
|
||
|
||
534
|
||
00:35:06,684 --> 00:35:09,278
|
||
Diese Formen sind nat<61>rlich auch
|
||
eine schreckliche Sache.
|
||
|
||
535
|
||
00:35:09,354 --> 00:35:11,345
|
||
Ich pers<72>nlich bin ein
|
||
Sklavereigegner.
|
||
|
||
536
|
||
00:35:11,423 --> 00:35:15,757
|
||
Allerdings gibt es keinen Zweifel daran,
|
||
dass der Markt, wenn nicht ihn in ein-
|
||
gegriffen worden w<>re,
|
||
|
||
537
|
||
00:35:15,827 --> 00:35:20,423
|
||
von allein sauberere Formen von Arbeit
|
||
hervorgebracht h<>tte.
|
||
|
||
538
|
||
00:35:21,065 --> 00:35:23,363
|
||
Um meinen Standpunkt zu beweisen,
|
||
folgen Sie mir bitte in ein,
|
||
|
||
539
|
||
00:35:23,435 --> 00:35:26,768
|
||
wie Albert Einstein es nannte,
|
||
Gedankenexperiment.
|
||
|
||
540
|
||
00:35:27,672 --> 00:35:32,006
|
||
Gehen wir davon aus, das unfreiwilliger
|
||
Import von Arbeitskr<6B>ften nie verboten
|
||
worden w<>re.
|
||
|
||
541
|
||
00:35:32,076 --> 00:35:35,671
|
||
Sklaven w<>rden immer noch existieren,
|
||
und es w<>re einfach, welche zu besitzen.
|
||
|
||
542
|
||
00:35:35,747 --> 00:35:39,581
|
||
Was glauben Sie w<>rde es heute kosten,
|
||
einen Skaven profitabel zu unterhalten,
|
||
|
||
543
|
||
00:35:39,651 --> 00:35:41,642
|
||
sagen wir, hier in Tampere?
|
||
|
||
544
|
||
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:47,123
|
||
Schaun wir mal...ein einfaches Kleidungs-
|
||
set kostet mindestens 50$.
|
||
|
||
545
|
||
00:35:47,192 --> 00:35:50,923
|
||
Zwei Mahlzeiten bei McDonald's
|
||
kosten ungef<65>hr 10$.
|
||
|
||
546
|
||
00:35:50,995 --> 00:35:54,988
|
||
Der billigste und kleinste Raum
|
||
kostet ungef<65>hr 250$ im Monat.
|
||
|
||
547
|
||
00:35:55,066 --> 00:35:58,001
|
||
Damit er gut funktioniert, m<>ssen Sie
|
||
f<EFBFBD>r die medizinische Versorgung des
|
||
Sklaven sorgen.
|
||
|
||
548
|
||
00:35:58,069 --> 00:36:02,130
|
||
Wenn sein Herkunftsland z.B. verschmutzt
|
||
ist, dann kann das teuer werden.
|
||
|
||
549
|
||
00:36:02,207 --> 00:36:05,199
|
||
Und nat<61>rlich ist mit den Kinderarbeits-
|
||
gesetzen hier in Finland
|
||
|
||
550
|
||
00:36:05,276 --> 00:36:08,109
|
||
der Gro<72>teil des Jugendmarktes einfach
|
||
nicht verf<72>gbar.
|
||
|
||
551
|
||
00:36:09,214 --> 00:36:13,150
|
||
Nun lassen Sie den selben Sklaven zu
|
||
Hause. Sagen wir in Gabun.
|
||
|
||
552
|
||
00:36:13,218 --> 00:36:17,086
|
||
In Gabun kostet Nahrung f<>r 2 Wochen
|
||
ungef<EFBFBD>hr 10$.
|
||
|
||
553
|
||
00:36:17,155 --> 00:36:22,218
|
||
F<EFBFBD>r $250 bekommt man Wohnraum f<>r
|
||
2 Jahre, nicht f<>r einen Monat.
|
||
|
||
554
|
||
00:36:22,293 --> 00:36:25,956
|
||
F<EFBFBD>r 50$ bekommen Sie preiswerte
|
||
Kleidung f<>r ein ganzes Leben.
|
||
|
||
555
|
||
00:36:26,030 --> 00:36:27,964
|
||
Und die medizinische Versorgung ist
|
||
nat<EFBFBD>rlich auch preiswerter.
|
||
|
||
556
|
||
00:36:28,032 --> 00:36:32,867
|
||
Hinzu kommt, dass die Jugend ohne
|
||
Einschr<EFBFBD>nkung besch<63>tigt werden kann.
|
||
|
||
557
|
||
00:36:32,937 --> 00:36:35,428
|
||
Der gr<67><72>te Vorteil ausgelagerter
|
||
Arbeitskr<EFBFBD>fte,
|
||
|
||
558
|
||
00:36:35,507 --> 00:36:37,668
|
||
entsteht allerdings f<>r den Sklaven,
|
||
|
||
559
|
||
00:36:37,742 --> 00:36:42,008
|
||
denn in Gabun gibt es keine Notwendig-
|
||
keit daf<61>r, dass der Sklave nicht frei ist.
|
||
|
||
560
|
||
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,479
|
||
Das liegt vor allem daran,
|
||
|
||
561
|
||
00:36:43,548 --> 00:36:46,483
|
||
dass es keinen einmaligen Sklaven-
|
||
transport gibt, dessen Kosten wieder
|
||
hereingeholt werden m<>ssen,
|
||
|
||
562
|
||
00:36:46,551 --> 00:36:48,542
|
||
und so werden die etwaigen finanziellen
|
||
Verluste durch Flucht
|
||
|
||
563
|
||
00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:51,919
|
||
durch rudiment<6E>res Training des Sklaven
|
||
minimiert.
|
||
|
||
564
|
||
00:36:51,990 --> 00:36:54,049
|
||
Dadurch, dass der Sklave frei sein kann,
|
||
|
||
565
|
||
00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:57,617
|
||
wird er pl<70>tzlich zum Arbeiter,
|
||
anstatt Sklave zu sein.
|
||
|
||
566
|
||
00:36:57,695 --> 00:37:01,290
|
||
Auch ist es sehr gut f<>r die Moral,
|
||
dass die Sklaven - Arbeiter -
|
||
|
||
567
|
||
00:37:01,366 --> 00:37:03,766
|
||
dem Luxus haben, in ihrem ur-
|
||
spr<EFBFBD>nglichen Lebensraum zu bleiben,
|
||
|
||
568
|
||
00:37:03,835 --> 00:37:06,702
|
||
und nicht umziehen an Orte ziehen
|
||
m<EFBFBD>ssen, an denen sie Opfer
|
||
|
||
569
|
||
00:37:06,771 --> 00:37:10,263
|
||
von Unannehmlichkeiten wie
|
||
Heimweh oder Rassismus werden
|
||
w<EFBFBD>rden.
|
||
|
||
570
|
||
00:37:11,009 --> 00:37:14,172
|
||
Ich denke durch unser kleines Gedanken-
|
||
experiment wird klar,
|
||
|
||
571
|
||
00:37:14,245 --> 00:37:17,737
|
||
das Norden und S<>den es einfach den
|
||
Markt h<>tten richten lassen k<>nnen,
|
||
|
||
572
|
||
00:37:17,815 --> 00:37:19,612
|
||
ohne protektionistische Eingriffe
|
||
|
||
|
||
573
|
||
00:37:19,684 --> 00:37:23,745
|
||
w<EFBFBD>re die Sklaverei auch von allein durch
|
||
effizientere Methoden ersetzt worden.
|
||
|
||
574
|
||
00:37:23,821 --> 00:37:25,152
|
||
Durch den aufgebauten Handlungsdruck,
|
||
|
||
|
||
575
|
||
00:37:25,223 --> 00:37:29,159
|
||
hat der Norden nicht nur schreckliche
|
||
Ungerechtigkeit an der Freiheit des S<>dens
|
||
getan,
|
||
|
||
576
|
||
00:37:29,227 --> 00:37:31,161
|
||
sondern auch die Sklaverei
|
||
|
||
|
||
577
|
||
00:37:31,229 --> 00:37:34,426
|
||
ihrer nat<61>rlichen Entwicklung hin zu
|
||
ausgelagerter Arbeit beraubt.
|
||
|
||
578
|
||
00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:38,324
|
||
H<EFBFBD>tten die F<>hrer der Vereinigten
|
||
Staaten der 1860er
|
||
|
||
579
|
||
00:37:38,403 --> 00:37:40,963
|
||
verstanden, was unsere F<>hrer heute
|
||
verstehen,
|
||
|
||
580
|
||
00:37:41,039 --> 00:37:43,303
|
||
dann w<>re der B<>rgerkrieg nie
|
||
passiert.
|
||
|
||
581
|
||
00:37:44,142 --> 00:37:47,009
|
||
In einer Welt, in der das Hauptquartier
|
||
einer Firma in New York sitzen k<>nnte,
|
||
|
||
582
|
||
00:37:47,078 --> 00:37:49,342
|
||
oder Hong Kong, oder Espoo in Finland,
|
||
|
||
583
|
||
00:37:49,414 --> 00:37:53,578
|
||
und die Arbeiter sind in Gabun,
|
||
Rangun oder Estland,
|
||
|
||
584
|
||
00:37:53,651 --> 00:37:56,984
|
||
wie beh<65>lt ein Manager eine
|
||
Verbindung mit den Arbeitern,
|
||
|
||
585
|
||
00:37:57,055 --> 00:37:59,216
|
||
und wie kann er <20>ber die Distanz
|
||
sicherstellen,
|
||
|
||
586
|
||
00:37:59,290 --> 00:38:02,350
|
||
dass die Arbeiter ihre Arbeit
|
||
erst nehmen?
|
||
|
||
587
|
||
00:38:03,094 --> 00:38:05,790
|
||
Ich zeige Ihnen jetzt einen
|
||
echten Prototypen
|
||
|
||
588
|
||
00:38:05,863 --> 00:38:10,323
|
||
der L<>sung der WTO zu zwei gro<72>en
|
||
Managementproblemen dieser Tage.
|
||
|
||
589
|
||
00:38:10,401 --> 00:38:13,234
|
||
Nun wissen wir alle, dass nicht mal
|
||
der optimal designte Arbeitsplatz
|
||
|
||
590
|
||
00:38:13,304 --> 00:38:16,967
|
||
dem wachesten Manager helfen kann, die
|
||
Arbeiter wirklich im Auge zu behalten.
|
||
|
||
591
|
||
00:38:17,041 --> 00:38:22,308
|
||
Was sie brauchen, ist eine L<>sung, die
|
||
eine totale Verbindung mit den Arbeitern
|
||
erm<EFBFBD>glicht,
|
||
|
||
592
|
||
00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:24,871
|
||
besonders dann, wenn sie weit entfernt
|
||
sind.
|
||
|
||
593
|
||
00:38:26,084 --> 00:38:28,245
|
||
Mike, kannst Du mir einen Moment helfen?
|
||
|
||
594
|
||
00:38:50,775 --> 00:38:52,106
|
||
Danke.
|
||
|
||
595
|
||
00:38:52,176 --> 00:38:54,906
|
||
Das ist viel besser.
|
||
Viel komfortabler.
|
||
|
||
596
|
||
00:38:56,414 --> 00:39:00,578
|
||
Dies ist die Antwort der WTO zu
|
||
zwei der wichtigsten Management-
|
||
probleme,
|
||
|
||
597
|
||
00:39:00,652 --> 00:39:03,712
|
||
und wir nennen es den Management-
|
||
Entspannungs-Anzug.
|
||
|
||
598
|
||
00:39:03,788 --> 00:39:06,120
|
||
Es sind wieder die beiden Probleme -
|
||
|
||
599
|
||
00:39:06,190 --> 00:39:09,023
|
||
wie man enge Verbindung mit den
|
||
entfernten Arbeitern h<>lt,
|
||
|
||
600
|
||
00:39:09,093 --> 00:39:13,928
|
||
und wie man die Gem<65>tlichkeit bewahrt
|
||
und die entspannenden Aktivit<69>ten versch<63>nert.
|
||
|
||
601
|
||
00:39:13,998 --> 00:39:16,831
|
||
Wie funktioniert
|
||
der Management-Entspannungs-Anzug?
|
||
|
||
602
|
||
00:39:16,901 --> 00:39:20,064
|
||
Ich versichere ihnen,
|
||
dass er aussergew<65>hnlich bequem ist.
|
||
|
||
603
|
||
00:39:20,138 --> 00:39:23,904
|
||
Nun ja, lassen sie mich seine wichtigsten
|
||
Austattungsmerkmale erl<72>utern.
|
||
|
||
604
|
||
00:39:49,033 --> 00:39:50,625
|
||
Dies ...
|
||
|
||
605
|
||
00:39:50,702 --> 00:39:54,103
|
||
Dies ist das A.V.A.--
|
||
|
||
606
|
||
00:39:54,172 --> 00:39:58,040
|
||
das Mitarbeiter-Visualisierungs-Anh<6E>ngsel.
|
||
|
||
607
|
||
00:39:58,109 --> 00:40:01,476
|
||
Es ist ein sofort einsetzbares
|
||
H<EFBFBD>ft-montiertes Ger<65>t
|
||
|
||
608
|
||
00:40:01,546 --> 00:40:04,606
|
||
komplett freih<69>ndig steuerbar ...
|
||
|
||
609
|
||
00:40:04,682 --> 00:40:09,016
|
||
das dem Manager gestattet,
|
||
seine Mitarbeiter genau hier zu beobachten.
|
||
|
||
610
|
||
00:40:09,087 --> 00:40:13,490
|
||
Informationen <20>ber den genauen Umfang
|
||
und die Qualit<69>t der k<>rperlichen Arbeit
|
||
|
||
611
|
||
00:40:13,558 --> 00:40:15,651
|
||
werden <20>bertragen
|
||
und sind nicht nur einfach sichtbar,
|
||
|
||
612
|
||
00:40:15,727 --> 00:40:21,359
|
||
sondern werden durch elektrische Leitungen
|
||
direkt in den Manager hineingeschickt.
|
||
|
||
613
|
||
00:40:21,432 --> 00:40:25,766
|
||
Die Arbeiter sind daf<61>r mit
|
||
einem passenden Sende-Chip ausgestattet
|
||
|
||
614
|
||
00:40:25,837 --> 00:40:29,637
|
||
die direkt in ihre Schulter
|
||
implantiert wurden.
|
||
|
||
615
|
||
00:40:29,707 --> 00:40:32,699
|
||
Die andere - und ebenso n<>tzliche - Errungenschaft
|
||
des Management-Entspannungs-Anzugs (MEA)
|
||
|
||
616
|
||
00:40:32,777 --> 00:40:34,438
|
||
hat etwas mit der Entspannung zu tun.
|
||
|
||
617
|
||
00:40:34,512 --> 00:40:38,312
|
||
In den USA hat sich die Entspannung
|
||
(ein Synonym f<>r Freiheit)
|
||
|
||
618
|
||
00:40:38,382 --> 00:40:42,284
|
||
seit den 70er Jahren
|
||
kontinuierlich verringert.
|
||
|
||
619
|
||
00:40:42,353 --> 00:40:45,948
|
||
Der Management-Entspannungs-Anzug
|
||
gestattet dem Manager diesen Trend umzukehren
|
||
|
||
620
|
||
00:40:46,023 --> 00:40:48,321
|
||
indem er seine Arbeit <20>berall machen kann
|
||
|
||
621
|
||
00:40:48,392 --> 00:40:51,486
|
||
und trotzdem den direkten Kontakt
|
||
zu seinen Mitarbeitern bewahrt,
|
||
|
||
622
|
||
00:40:51,562 --> 00:40:55,225
|
||
und k<>rperlich wahrnimmt was seine
|
||
Arbeitskr<EFBFBD>fte tun.
|
||
|
||
623
|
||
00:40:55,299 --> 00:40:58,234
|
||
Dies wird durch Elektroden erm<72>glicht,
|
||
die direkt in den Manager implantiert sind.
|
||
|
||
624
|
||
00:40:58,302 --> 00:41:01,135
|
||
TODO Again, the manager
|
||
sees the employees,
|
||
|
||
625
|
||
00:41:01,205 --> 00:41:03,366
|
||
but also feels what they're feeling
|
||
|
||
626
|
||
00:41:03,441 --> 00:41:07,775
|
||
and can select where to focus
|
||
in the workplace environment.
|
||
|
||
627
|
||
00:41:08,679 --> 00:41:11,011
|
||
So, in conclusion,
|
||
|
||
628
|
||
00:41:11,082 --> 00:41:14,745
|
||
I'd like to ask,
|
||
is this a science-fiction scenario?
|
||
|
||
629
|
||
00:41:20,424 --> 00:41:21,914
|
||
The answer is no.
|
||
|
||
630
|
||
00:41:22,927 --> 00:41:25,452
|
||
Everything we've seen here,
|
||
everything we've been talking about
|
||
|
||
631
|
||
00:41:25,530 --> 00:41:27,020
|
||
is entirely possible today.
|
||
|
||
632
|
||
00:41:27,832 --> 00:41:31,233
|
||
We can always look forward
|
||
on the highways of progress
|
||
|
||
633
|
||
00:41:31,302 --> 00:41:33,361
|
||
towards ever-new horizons
|
||
|
||
634
|
||
00:41:33,437 --> 00:41:37,703
|
||
with cooperation and mutual delight
|
||
in the fruits of prosperity.
|
||
|
||
635
|
||
00:41:37,775 --> 00:41:40,835
|
||
I'm very excited to be here.
|
||
Thank you very much.
|
||
|
||
636
|
||
00:42:07,004 --> 00:42:10,098
|
||
Something we're trying
|
||
to do more and more as...
|
||
|
||
637
|
||
00:42:30,561 --> 00:42:32,620
|
||
I wasn't depressed
|
||
by people not reacting,
|
||
|
||
638
|
||
00:42:32,697 --> 00:42:36,098
|
||
I wasn't depressed by people just
|
||
swallowing it and not asking questions
|
||
|
||
639
|
||
00:42:36,167 --> 00:42:40,661
|
||
because I thought, "Well, that shows
|
||
that you need some sort of control,"
|
||
|
||
640
|
||
00:42:40,738 --> 00:42:44,071
|
||
because the WTO--me--
|
||
can come in
|
||
|
||
641
|
||
00:42:44,141 --> 00:42:48,407
|
||
and say these amazingly hideous things
|
||
to this group of the most educated people,
|
||
|
||
642
|
||
00:42:48,479 --> 00:42:52,210
|
||
like the top .1% education-wise people
|
||
in the entire world
|
||
|
||
643
|
||
00:42:52,283 --> 00:42:54,148
|
||
in a developed country
|
||
like Finland--
|
||
|
||
644
|
||
00:42:54,218 --> 00:42:56,686
|
||
these people all have PhDs
|
||
or advanced degrees--
|
||
|
||
645
|
||
00:42:56,754 --> 00:42:58,745
|
||
and you can say
|
||
the most atrocious things
|
||
|
||
646
|
||
00:42:58,823 --> 00:43:02,315
|
||
and nobody will really react
|
||
and nobody will really care.
|
||
|
||
647
|
||
00:43:02,393 --> 00:43:06,921
|
||
It's like, you know,
|
||
what can't corporations get away with?
|
||
|
||
648
|
||
00:43:19,310 --> 00:43:20,641
|
||
So, where are we?
|
||
|
||
649
|
||
00:43:20,711 --> 00:43:23,305
|
||
Well, we're arriving
|
||
in Helsinki right now.
|
||
|
||
650
|
||
00:43:24,482 --> 00:43:26,416
|
||
We left the conference this morning.
|
||
|
||
651
|
||
00:43:26,484 --> 00:43:31,478
|
||
It was just--it had driven us
|
||
completely mad after dinner last night.
|
||
|
||
652
|
||
00:43:31,555 --> 00:43:33,955
|
||
I think we had our fill with dinner.
|
||
|
||
653
|
||
00:43:34,025 --> 00:43:36,084
|
||
I had to actually leave
|
||
a little bit early.
|
||
|
||
654
|
||
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:40,494
|
||
I went over to the table where Unruh--
|
||
|
||
655
|
||
00:43:40,564 --> 00:43:44,694
|
||
Hank Hardy had to sit
|
||
with the big men and eat,
|
||
|
||
656
|
||
00:43:44,769 --> 00:43:47,101
|
||
and I told him
|
||
that we needed to leave
|
||
|
||
657
|
||
00:43:47,171 --> 00:43:51,835
|
||
because we had a telephone meeting
|
||
with Mobutu Oblongatu immediately.
|
||
|
||
658
|
||
00:43:53,878 --> 00:43:55,209
|
||
- Great.
|
||
- Hi.
|
||
|
||
659
|
||
00:43:55,279 --> 00:43:56,610
|
||
Sorry to butt in a minute,
|
||
|
||
660
|
||
00:43:56,681 --> 00:43:59,013
|
||
but we're supposed to meet
|
||
Manduka Djubango...
|
||
|
||
661
|
||
00:43:59,083 --> 00:44:00,812
|
||
- Oh, God.
|
||
- ...at 10:00.
|
||
|
||
662
|
||
00:44:00,885 --> 00:44:02,716
|
||
And then we both started laughing,
|
||
|
||
663
|
||
00:44:02,787 --> 00:44:05,984
|
||
which was really not convenient
|
||
for the context.
|
||
|
||
664
|
||
00:44:06,057 --> 00:44:10,016
|
||
So we left, and we just decided
|
||
that, basically,
|
||
|
||
665
|
||
00:44:10,094 --> 00:44:14,497
|
||
we couldn't figure out what else
|
||
we could possibly do at this conference,
|
||
|
||
666
|
||
00:44:14,565 --> 00:44:18,228
|
||
so we just thought, "Well,
|
||
let's go to Helsinki instead."
|
||
|
||
667
|
||
00:44:19,403 --> 00:44:20,665
|
||
So, this is the paper.
|
||
|
||
668
|
||
00:44:20,738 --> 00:44:23,070
|
||
On the front page--
|
||
I just discovered it--
|
||
|
||
669
|
||
00:44:23,140 --> 00:44:26,473
|
||
it says there's a seminar
|
||
at the university
|
||
|
||
670
|
||
00:44:26,544 --> 00:44:30,878
|
||
and that somebody talked
|
||
about controlling remote workers
|
||
|
||
671
|
||
00:44:30,948 --> 00:44:34,111
|
||
with electrical impulsions.
|
||
|
||
672
|
||
00:44:34,185 --> 00:44:37,018
|
||
And then you turn to the page, and...
|
||
|
||
673
|
||
00:44:38,356 --> 00:44:39,846
|
||
...and that's what you get.
|
||
|
||
674
|
||
00:44:39,924 --> 00:44:45,794
|
||
And this right here represents
|
||
the World Trade Organization.
|
||
|
||
675
|
||
00:44:45,863 --> 00:44:50,891
|
||
This... <i>is</i>
|
||
the World Trade Organization.
|
||
|
||
676
|
||
00:44:55,106 --> 00:44:59,600
|
||
I went down to these
|
||
Mexican border towns in the mid '80s.
|
||
|
||
677
|
||
00:44:59,677 --> 00:45:01,508
|
||
They were called "Maquilladoras"
|
||
|
||
678
|
||
00:45:01,579 --> 00:45:04,173
|
||
when they had
|
||
the first trade agreements
|
||
|
||
679
|
||
00:45:04,248 --> 00:45:06,944
|
||
between Mexico and the United States.
|
||
|
||
680
|
||
00:45:07,018 --> 00:45:10,283
|
||
And everyone was saying, "This is
|
||
gonna raise Mexico out of poverty,"
|
||
|
||
681
|
||
00:45:10,354 --> 00:45:12,845
|
||
and things were gonna be so great,
|
||
and within ten years,
|
||
|
||
682
|
||
00:45:12,923 --> 00:45:15,517
|
||
they'd all be driving
|
||
shiny new cars in Mexico.
|
||
|
||
683
|
||
00:45:15,593 --> 00:45:18,528
|
||
And I went down there and saw this--
|
||
|
||
684
|
||
00:45:18,596 --> 00:45:22,430
|
||
the incredible poverty
|
||
in these Mexican border towns.
|
||
|
||
685
|
||
00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:26,402
|
||
Fifteen years later, I went back.
|
||
Not a damn thing had changed.
|
||
|
||
686
|
||
00:45:26,470 --> 00:45:29,928
|
||
Here's all these workers working
|
||
for all these American corporations,
|
||
|
||
687
|
||
00:45:30,007 --> 00:45:32,532
|
||
and you just go across the street
|
||
|
||
688
|
||
00:45:32,610 --> 00:45:35,704
|
||
and you found people
|
||
living in the same horrid conditions,
|
||
|
||
689
|
||
00:45:35,780 --> 00:45:37,771
|
||
the same poverty existing.
|
||
|
||
690
|
||
00:45:37,848 --> 00:45:41,579
|
||
And you had to ask,
|
||
"Well, who's benefiting from this?"
|
||
|
||
691
|
||
00:45:41,652 --> 00:45:44,143
|
||
Who benefited were
|
||
these American corporations.
|
||
|
||
692
|
||
00:45:44,221 --> 00:45:46,712
|
||
During the 1990s,
|
||
they became even more wealthy,
|
||
|
||
693
|
||
00:45:46,791 --> 00:45:49,954
|
||
they posted record profits--
|
||
larger record profits,
|
||
|
||
694
|
||
00:45:50,027 --> 00:45:52,757
|
||
and the people in Mexico
|
||
just continued to suffer.
|
||
|
||
695
|
||
00:45:52,830 --> 00:45:55,390
|
||
It was all a big scam.
|
||
|
||
696
|
||
00:46:12,550 --> 00:46:13,949
|
||
Is this the one?
|
||
|
||
697
|
||
00:46:14,018 --> 00:46:17,419
|
||
No. You got the wrong one.
|
||
|
||
698
|
||
00:46:17,488 --> 00:46:18,648
|
||
Shit.
|
||
|
||
699
|
||
00:46:19,690 --> 00:46:21,681
|
||
"Will WTO stand up?"
|
||
|
||
700
|
||
00:46:21,759 --> 00:46:24,751
|
||
Oh, my God. It's got pictures.
|
||
They're nice, too.
|
||
|
||
701
|
||
00:46:24,829 --> 00:46:26,820
|
||
Yeah, they actually look okay
|
||
at that size.
|
||
|
||
702
|
||
00:46:26,897 --> 00:46:30,560
|
||
"Bichlbaum isn't...
|
||
but he plays one on TV."
|
||
|
||
703
|
||
00:46:30,634 --> 00:46:33,034
|
||
This is basically the core
|
||
of what we do.
|
||
|
||
704
|
||
00:46:33,104 --> 00:46:36,801
|
||
All of these newspapers
|
||
and magazines have articles
|
||
|
||
705
|
||
00:46:36,874 --> 00:46:38,603
|
||
on the Yes Men,
|
||
|
||
706
|
||
00:46:38,676 --> 00:46:42,168
|
||
and this is why
|
||
we are doing these things.
|
||
|
||
707
|
||
00:46:42,246 --> 00:46:44,237
|
||
This is why we go
|
||
and do these conferences.
|
||
|
||
708
|
||
00:46:44,315 --> 00:46:46,647
|
||
It's not for the 200 people
|
||
or the hundred people
|
||
|
||
709
|
||
00:46:46,717 --> 00:46:48,878
|
||
that might see us give the lecture.
|
||
|
||
710
|
||
00:46:48,953 --> 00:46:50,784
|
||
Although we'd like them to come away
|
||
|
||
711
|
||
00:46:50,855 --> 00:46:53,517
|
||
with an interesting experience
|
||
from the lecture,
|
||
|
||
712
|
||
00:46:53,591 --> 00:46:57,994
|
||
the reason we do it is so that people
|
||
who read <i>Bizarre</i> magazine
|
||
|
||
713
|
||
00:46:58,062 --> 00:47:00,860
|
||
or the <i>New York Times</i>
|
||
or <i>Fortune</i> or <i>Harper's</i>
|
||
|
||
714
|
||
00:47:00,931 --> 00:47:03,593
|
||
can read about it
|
||
in the mainstream press.
|
||
|
||
715
|
||
00:47:03,667 --> 00:47:06,192
|
||
This is how millions of people
|
||
could read about it
|
||
|
||
716
|
||
00:47:06,270 --> 00:47:11,572
|
||
and potentially get turned on
|
||
to some of the ideas of anti-globalization.
|
||
|
||
717
|
||
00:47:11,642 --> 00:47:14,805
|
||
One of the problems
|
||
with the <i>Fortune</i> thing
|
||
|
||
718
|
||
00:47:14,879 --> 00:47:18,610
|
||
is that it's in this--
|
||
well, <i>Fortune--</i>
|
||
|
||
719
|
||
00:47:18,682 --> 00:47:22,846
|
||
it's read by business people
|
||
and accountants and that kind of thing.
|
||
|
||
720
|
||
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:29,758
|
||
And that's exactly who we're supposed
|
||
to be talking to in Australia in May.
|
||
|
||
721
|
||
00:47:29,827 --> 00:47:31,658
|
||
It's an accounting conference.
|
||
|
||
722
|
||
00:47:31,729 --> 00:47:34,721
|
||
It's a little...
|
||
a little worrisome.
|
||
|
||
723
|
||
00:47:45,809 --> 00:47:47,743
|
||
You need a new shirt?
|
||
One that's not wrinkled?
|
||
|
||
724
|
||
00:47:47,811 --> 00:47:48,800
|
||
Yeah.
|
||
|
||
725
|
||
00:47:48,879 --> 00:47:50,710
|
||
Will that be good with your thing?
|
||
|
||
726
|
||
00:47:51,382 --> 00:47:53,213
|
||
Do you think it'll work
|
||
with your suit?
|
||
|
||
727
|
||
00:47:53,284 --> 00:47:56,776
|
||
This one's extra large. Yeah, they'll all
|
||
work with my suit. It's terrible.
|
||
|
||
728
|
||
00:47:56,854 --> 00:47:59,186
|
||
- It's striped, though. Is that okay?
|
||
- Yeah.
|
||
|
||
729
|
||
00:48:00,157 --> 00:48:02,489
|
||
- Sure it's okay.
|
||
- Why don't you go get a shirt, then?
|
||
|
||
730
|
||
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,893
|
||
I'll just get this. Wait.
|
||
Oh, it's not very much cotton.
|
||
|
||
731
|
||
00:48:05,963 --> 00:48:07,624
|
||
- How much is it?
|
||
- I hate that.
|
||
|
||
732
|
||
00:48:07,698 --> 00:48:10,360
|
||
- 35%?
|
||
- It's 35%. It's like...
|
||
|
||
733
|
||
00:48:10,434 --> 00:48:11,526
|
||
No, it's fine for--
|
||
|
||
734
|
||
00:48:11,602 --> 00:48:13,536
|
||
It doesn't wrinkle much--
|
||
that's nice about that.
|
||
|
||
735
|
||
00:48:13,604 --> 00:48:16,164
|
||
I'll just wear it. All right.
|
||
|
||
736
|
||
00:48:22,846 --> 00:48:25,508
|
||
The thing is, there's a question
|
||
of whether he's--
|
||
|
||
737
|
||
00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:28,313
|
||
at what point he recognizes you
|
||
doesn't really matter.
|
||
|
||
738
|
||
00:48:28,385 --> 00:48:31,877
|
||
What we want is that moment
|
||
when he does recognize you.
|
||
|
||
739
|
||
00:48:31,956 --> 00:48:34,948
|
||
So if he recognizes you here
|
||
and sees that you're in the room,
|
||
|
||
740
|
||
00:48:35,025 --> 00:48:38,290
|
||
then he'll be looking back and forth
|
||
at you, at the screen.
|
||
|
||
741
|
||
00:48:38,362 --> 00:48:41,695
|
||
At that point, if he recognizes you,
|
||
we better say something.
|
||
|
||
742
|
||
00:48:45,536 --> 00:48:47,868
|
||
No, I think it's down here,
|
||
but I don't know.
|
||
|
||
743
|
||
00:48:50,140 --> 00:48:51,801
|
||
It must be right down Morris.
|
||
|
||
744
|
||
00:48:51,875 --> 00:48:53,035
|
||
Remember we walked...
|
||
|
||
745
|
||
00:48:53,110 --> 00:48:55,442
|
||
It's on the end of this line here.
|
||
|
||
746
|
||
00:49:11,228 --> 00:49:12,286
|
||
Thanks.
|
||
|
||
747
|
||
00:49:15,666 --> 00:49:18,260
|
||
- Andy, hi. How're you doing?
|
||
- Barry. Nice to meet you.
|
||
|
||
748
|
||
00:49:18,335 --> 00:49:20,963
|
||
- Good to meet you.
|
||
- Good. Great.
|
||
|
||
749
|
||
00:49:21,038 --> 00:49:22,198
|
||
We're in London,
|
||
|
||
750
|
||
00:49:22,273 --> 00:49:26,266
|
||
and we were just at the offices
|
||
of the World Development Movement
|
||
|
||
751
|
||
00:49:26,343 --> 00:49:27,833
|
||
where we talked to Barry Coates,
|
||
|
||
752
|
||
00:49:27,911 --> 00:49:30,072
|
||
who's the director
|
||
of the World Development Movement
|
||
|
||
753
|
||
00:49:30,147 --> 00:49:34,140
|
||
and who showed up
|
||
on CNBC MarketWrap Europe
|
||
|
||
754
|
||
00:49:34,218 --> 00:49:37,881
|
||
debating our friend here--
|
||
Granwyth Hulatberi--
|
||
|
||
755
|
||
00:49:37,955 --> 00:49:42,289
|
||
about the prospects of WTO
|
||
and globalization.
|
||
|
||
756
|
||
00:49:42,359 --> 00:49:46,022
|
||
We kind of expected him maybe to have
|
||
a glimmer of recognition immediately,
|
||
|
||
757
|
||
00:49:46,096 --> 00:49:47,358
|
||
and he didn't--okay.
|
||
|
||
758
|
||
00:49:47,431 --> 00:49:50,025
|
||
Then we put on the tape and...
|
||
|
||
759
|
||
00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:54,264
|
||
he laughed
|
||
at how horribly stupid it was,
|
||
|
||
760
|
||
00:49:54,338 --> 00:49:55,999
|
||
but he never realized
|
||
|
||
761
|
||
00:49:56,073 --> 00:49:59,406
|
||
that this wasn't really
|
||
a representative of the WTO.
|
||
|
||
762
|
||
00:49:59,476 --> 00:50:02,070
|
||
Even when he saw me
|
||
like this right next to him,
|
||
|
||
763
|
||
00:50:02,146 --> 00:50:05,172
|
||
and then we switched seats
|
||
and he still didn't notice.
|
||
|
||
764
|
||
00:50:05,249 --> 00:50:08,707
|
||
Then I had to put my face
|
||
next to the thing and go...
|
||
|
||
765
|
||
00:50:08,786 --> 00:50:10,913
|
||
Yeah, let's just pause it here.
|
||
|
||
766
|
||
00:50:10,988 --> 00:50:13,149
|
||
- Okay. Hit stop.
|
||
- Is there a pause?
|
||
|
||
767
|
||
00:50:13,223 --> 00:50:15,054
|
||
- Stop button.
|
||
- There's no pause.
|
||
|
||
768
|
||
00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:18,754
|
||
I don't know what I could've said
|
||
after that clip.
|
||
|
||
769
|
||
00:50:18,829 --> 00:50:20,558
|
||
I mean...really...
|
||
|
||
770
|
||
00:50:21,965 --> 00:50:26,129
|
||
"Where did they get this guy from?"
|
||
might've been my first comment.
|
||
|
||
771
|
||
00:50:26,203 --> 00:50:28,865
|
||
So did you ever figure out
|
||
where they got the guy from?
|
||
|
||
772
|
||
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:36,136
|
||
I understood that he was in the External
|
||
Relations Department for the WTO.
|
||
|
||
773
|
||
00:50:36,213 --> 00:50:39,080
|
||
- That's what they thought, too.
|
||
- That's what they thought, as well.
|
||
|
||
774
|
||
00:50:39,783 --> 00:50:40,943
|
||
- But...
|
||
- But...
|
||
|
||
775
|
||
00:50:41,018 --> 00:50:44,010
|
||
- ...as it happens, he wasn't.
|
||
- Yeah.
|
||
|
||
776
|
||
00:50:44,088 --> 00:50:47,057
|
||
- In fact--
|
||
- Just take one more close look.
|
||
|
||
777
|
||
00:50:48,659 --> 00:50:50,854
|
||
Wait, can we--is this reverse?
|
||
|
||
778
|
||
00:50:54,398 --> 00:50:55,888
|
||
No!
|
||
|
||
779
|
||
00:50:59,269 --> 00:51:01,533
|
||
I wasn't gonna mention the likeness.
|
||
|
||
780
|
||
00:51:02,573 --> 00:51:05,565
|
||
You were being very polite,
|
||
weren't you? Yeah.
|
||
|
||
781
|
||
00:51:06,577 --> 00:51:08,238
|
||
- Yeah.
|
||
- You did it as a spoof?
|
||
|
||
782
|
||
00:51:08,379 --> 00:51:10,108
|
||
- Yeah.
|
||
- Yeah. Basically...
|
||
|
||
783
|
||
00:51:12,483 --> 00:51:14,644
|
||
That's good. We weren't sure
|
||
how you would react.
|
||
|
||
784
|
||
00:51:14,718 --> 00:51:18,313
|
||
We were really hoping you wouldn't be
|
||
too offended. We were like, "Oh, no!"
|
||
|
||
785
|
||
00:51:18,389 --> 00:51:20,721
|
||
Hell, no. That's great.
|
||
That's really--
|
||
|
||
786
|
||
00:51:20,791 --> 00:51:23,624
|
||
I was wondering,
|
||
'cause I hadn't seen that guy before,
|
||
|
||
787
|
||
00:51:23,694 --> 00:51:27,095
|
||
and I did know some of the WTO
|
||
External Relations people,
|
||
|
||
788
|
||
00:51:27,164 --> 00:51:31,260
|
||
and I was thinking, "My God,
|
||
they really put up a right one this time."
|
||
|
||
789
|
||
00:51:31,335 --> 00:51:33,997
|
||
We wanted to talk
|
||
to Barry Coates as well
|
||
|
||
790
|
||
00:51:34,071 --> 00:51:39,008
|
||
because he has a lot of statistics
|
||
and information about globalization
|
||
|
||
791
|
||
00:51:39,076 --> 00:51:42,443
|
||
that we thought would be useful
|
||
for the lecture in Australia.
|
||
|
||
792
|
||
00:51:42,513 --> 00:51:45,004
|
||
All of the WTO agreements bar one
|
||
|
||
793
|
||
00:51:45,082 --> 00:51:48,347
|
||
are all about restricting
|
||
what governments can do.
|
||
|
||
794
|
||
00:51:48,419 --> 00:51:53,015
|
||
And so, essentially, the whole
|
||
trading system is built on the premise
|
||
|
||
795
|
||
00:51:53,090 --> 00:51:58,255
|
||
that the companies trading internationally,
|
||
investing internationally,
|
||
|
||
796
|
||
00:51:58,328 --> 00:52:03,322
|
||
are going to be preyed upon
|
||
by nasty governments.
|
||
|
||
797
|
||
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,732
|
||
And, really, what we have
|
||
|
||
798
|
||
00:52:05,803 --> 00:52:08,738
|
||
is an international system
|
||
that is entirely the reverse.
|
||
|
||
799
|
||
00:52:08,806 --> 00:52:11,001
|
||
What's got squeezed out of the system
|
||
|
||
800
|
||
00:52:11,074 --> 00:52:14,066
|
||
is democracy,
|
||
is development, is environment,
|
||
|
||
801
|
||
00:52:14,144 --> 00:52:17,136
|
||
is the kind of human values
|
||
|
||
802
|
||
00:52:17,214 --> 00:52:20,650
|
||
which really ought to be the center
|
||
of what we're trying to do.
|
||
|
||
803
|
||
00:52:20,717 --> 00:52:24,209
|
||
We don't live to trade, you know.
|
||
|
||
804
|
||
00:52:24,288 --> 00:52:27,121
|
||
We live to have decent lives.
|
||
|
||
805
|
||
00:52:27,191 --> 00:52:29,682
|
||
And that ought to be the goal
|
||
of our trade policy,
|
||
|
||
806
|
||
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:34,788
|
||
not maximizing trade
|
||
or getting rid of any impediments to it.
|
||
|
||
807
|
||
00:53:00,224 --> 00:53:02,351
|
||
Looks good.
|
||
I've got that.
|
||
|
||
808
|
||
00:53:03,060 --> 00:53:04,721
|
||
Need to get the video...
|
||
|
||
809
|
||
00:53:05,596 --> 00:53:08,929
|
||
...and we'll be off.
|
||
|
||
810
|
||
00:53:08,999 --> 00:53:10,432
|
||
Let's see...
|
||
|
||
811
|
||
00:53:13,237 --> 00:53:16,070
|
||
One of the big reasons
|
||
why I'm up here
|
||
|
||
812
|
||
00:53:16,139 --> 00:53:20,098
|
||
is that we have the Australia gig
|
||
for the Yes Men.
|
||
|
||
813
|
||
00:53:20,177 --> 00:53:24,170
|
||
I did an animation about the recycling
|
||
of post-consumer waste
|
||
|
||
814
|
||
00:53:24,248 --> 00:53:27,979
|
||
into hamburgers and fast food.
|
||
|
||
815
|
||
00:53:28,051 --> 00:53:30,281
|
||
So...here we go.
|
||
|
||
816
|
||
00:53:30,921 --> 00:53:34,516
|
||
The answer to the world's
|
||
sustainable food future is in recycling.
|
||
|
||
817
|
||
00:53:35,826 --> 00:53:38,420
|
||
Since over half our nutrients
|
||
taken in are eliminated,
|
||
|
||
818
|
||
00:53:38,495 --> 00:53:39,894
|
||
valuable resources are at risk.
|
||
|
||
819
|
||
00:53:39,963 --> 00:53:43,364
|
||
By using post-consumer waste,
|
||
reBurger allows essential nutrients
|
||
|
||
820
|
||
00:53:43,433 --> 00:53:46,732
|
||
to be offered to developing countries
|
||
for greatly reduced cost.
|
||
|
||
821
|
||
00:53:48,038 --> 00:53:49,699
|
||
Okay...
|
||
|
||
822
|
||
00:53:54,411 --> 00:53:56,072
|
||
It gets better.
|
||
|
||
823
|
||
00:53:57,314 --> 00:53:58,576
|
||
- Wait.
|
||
- What was that?
|
||
|
||
824
|
||
00:53:58,649 --> 00:54:01,140
|
||
- Was that in outer space?
|
||
- What the hell was that?
|
||
|
||
825
|
||
00:54:01,785 --> 00:54:04,720
|
||
I think it does the job.
|
||
I think it does the job.
|
||
|
||
826
|
||
00:54:07,624 --> 00:54:11,617
|
||
We're here in New York
|
||
because Herb Alpert,
|
||
|
||
827
|
||
00:54:11,695 --> 00:54:14,687
|
||
of Herb Alpert
|
||
and the Tijuana Brass,
|
||
|
||
828
|
||
00:54:14,765 --> 00:54:16,926
|
||
gave us this award.
|
||
|
||
829
|
||
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:21,664
|
||
A bunch of money to do
|
||
the kind of stuff that we do.
|
||
|
||
830
|
||
00:54:21,738 --> 00:54:24,229
|
||
So we had to come here
|
||
and have dinner with him
|
||
|
||
831
|
||
00:54:24,308 --> 00:54:26,970
|
||
and get the money
|
||
and thank everybody.
|
||
|
||
832
|
||
00:54:27,044 --> 00:54:29,877
|
||
It was very nice
|
||
and very surprising.
|
||
|
||
833
|
||
00:54:29,947 --> 00:54:33,280
|
||
But we're very pleased.
|
||
I think we can say we're very pleased.
|
||
|
||
834
|
||
00:54:34,184 --> 00:54:35,845
|
||
Yeah, it was a big chunk of money.
|
||
|
||
835
|
||
00:54:35,919 --> 00:54:39,753
|
||
It's gonna bankroll a lot
|
||
of future activities like going to Australia.
|
||
|
||
836
|
||
00:54:40,958 --> 00:54:42,949
|
||
Yeah, so we got
|
||
this chunk of money but,
|
||
|
||
837
|
||
00:54:43,026 --> 00:54:45,358
|
||
of course, now we're
|
||
also using this opportunity
|
||
|
||
838
|
||
00:54:45,429 --> 00:54:48,091
|
||
and this hotel room here in New York
|
||
to meet up with Matt
|
||
|
||
839
|
||
00:54:48,165 --> 00:54:51,157
|
||
who's been working on the PowerPoint
|
||
presentation for Australia,
|
||
|
||
840
|
||
00:54:51,234 --> 00:54:52,826
|
||
and to meet up with Patrick
|
||
|
||
841
|
||
00:54:52,903 --> 00:54:56,498
|
||
who's been working on animations
|
||
for Australia as well.
|
||
|
||
842
|
||
00:54:56,573 --> 00:55:00,703
|
||
Fortunately we were lucky, too,
|
||
because Snafu was in town.
|
||
|
||
843
|
||
00:55:00,777 --> 00:55:03,507
|
||
He's sort of a European Yes Man.
|
||
|
||
844
|
||
00:55:03,580 --> 00:55:05,673
|
||
He's been circulating
|
||
in the European scene
|
||
|
||
845
|
||
00:55:05,749 --> 00:55:08,240
|
||
doing Yes Men-type activities.
|
||
|
||
846
|
||
00:55:08,318 --> 00:55:11,253
|
||
But it's a good thing
|
||
he's here in the States
|
||
|
||
847
|
||
00:55:11,321 --> 00:55:13,653
|
||
so he could go
|
||
to Plattsburgh with us.
|
||
|
||
848
|
||
00:55:13,724 --> 00:55:16,215
|
||
Yes, trade liberalization
|
||
is a religious undertaking.
|
||
|
||
849
|
||
00:55:16,293 --> 00:55:18,853
|
||
A project of faith, a crusade of sorts,
|
||
and it has been
|
||
|
||
850
|
||
00:55:18,929 --> 00:55:22,296
|
||
ever since its founders declared
|
||
that financial success comes from God
|
||
|
||
851
|
||
00:55:22,366 --> 00:55:25,358
|
||
and that wealth
|
||
is a sign of divine favor.
|
||
|
||
852
|
||
00:55:25,435 --> 00:55:29,667
|
||
Now, why is starvation a problem?
|
||
First, the facts.
|
||
|
||
853
|
||
00:55:29,740 --> 00:55:32,834
|
||
As we all know, investment
|
||
and exports have been on the rise...
|
||
|
||
854
|
||
00:55:35,646 --> 00:55:37,307
|
||
There's some bad news.
|
||
|
||
855
|
||
00:55:37,381 --> 00:55:40,646
|
||
There's some really bad news
|
||
that came down in the last two days.
|
||
|
||
856
|
||
00:55:41,652 --> 00:55:43,984
|
||
The conference in Australia--
|
||
|
||
857
|
||
00:55:44,054 --> 00:55:46,716
|
||
the people from the conference
|
||
in Australia wrote an e-mail
|
||
|
||
858
|
||
00:55:46,790 --> 00:55:51,454
|
||
saying that the conference has been
|
||
canceled because of low enrollment.
|
||
|
||
859
|
||
00:55:51,528 --> 00:55:54,190
|
||
In some ways
|
||
it's really kind of, I guess,
|
||
|
||
860
|
||
00:55:54,264 --> 00:55:56,596
|
||
a nice thing
|
||
that there was underenrollment
|
||
|
||
861
|
||
00:55:56,667 --> 00:55:58,828
|
||
because it was really
|
||
a hideous conference
|
||
|
||
862
|
||
00:55:58,902 --> 00:56:00,961
|
||
and it seemed like a really dire thing
|
||
|
||
863
|
||
00:56:01,038 --> 00:56:03,871
|
||
that people would actually
|
||
want to go to that thing.
|
||
|
||
864
|
||
00:56:03,940 --> 00:56:06,272
|
||
And so, it's really
|
||
encouraging for humanity
|
||
|
||
865
|
||
00:56:06,343 --> 00:56:08,743
|
||
that the conference
|
||
actually has been canceled.
|
||
|
||
866
|
||
00:56:08,812 --> 00:56:12,839
|
||
But at the same time, it's really
|
||
made things difficult for us.
|
||
|
||
867
|
||
00:56:12,916 --> 00:56:14,907
|
||
So I wrote back to them
|
||
as Hildegard West
|
||
|
||
868
|
||
00:56:14,985 --> 00:56:18,648
|
||
and I asked them if they
|
||
would please set up another venue
|
||
|
||
869
|
||
00:56:18,722 --> 00:56:22,317
|
||
because Kinnithrung Sprat
|
||
is already en route to Australia.
|
||
|
||
870
|
||
00:56:22,392 --> 00:56:25,793
|
||
So right now I'm waiting to see
|
||
if they come back to us
|
||
|
||
871
|
||
00:56:25,862 --> 00:56:29,696
|
||
with a suggestion that they'll actually
|
||
have a public presentation,
|
||
|
||
872
|
||
00:56:29,766 --> 00:56:32,496
|
||
but since the conference
|
||
has been canceled,
|
||
|
||
873
|
||
00:56:32,569 --> 00:56:38,098
|
||
now the event in Plattsburgh might be
|
||
the only venue we have for this lecture.
|
||
|
||
874
|
||
00:56:38,175 --> 00:56:41,611
|
||
So it's really important now that we get
|
||
the lecture done and sort of together.
|
||
|
||
875
|
||
00:56:41,678 --> 00:56:48,413
|
||
So it's no longer a dress rehearsal.
|
||
It's actually, like, the final production.
|
||
|
||
876
|
||
00:56:49,986 --> 00:56:51,317
|
||
It's about time.
|
||
|
||
877
|
||
00:56:51,388 --> 00:56:53,481
|
||
I was so worried about your shoes.
|
||
|
||
878
|
||
00:56:53,557 --> 00:56:56,355
|
||
This guy brought
|
||
real shoes for you. Look.
|
||
|
||
879
|
||
00:56:56,426 --> 00:56:58,257
|
||
Do we have the hamburgers yet?
|
||
|
||
880
|
||
00:56:59,062 --> 00:57:01,121
|
||
- We have to pick them up.
|
||
- You mentioned--
|
||
|
||
881
|
||
00:57:01,198 --> 00:57:03,530
|
||
They're ordered.
|
||
Richard ordered them already.
|
||
|
||
882
|
||
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,431
|
||
- That's fantastic.
|
||
- We pick them up?
|
||
|
||
883
|
||
00:57:05,502 --> 00:57:08,562
|
||
Basically, there's this guy
|
||
named Richard Robbins who I met
|
||
|
||
884
|
||
00:57:08,638 --> 00:57:10,629
|
||
at a conference
|
||
about a month ago,
|
||
|
||
885
|
||
00:57:10,707 --> 00:57:15,508
|
||
and he has written
|
||
several books on globalization.
|
||
|
||
886
|
||
00:57:16,079 --> 00:57:18,843
|
||
He was interested
|
||
in having the WTO
|
||
|
||
887
|
||
00:57:18,915 --> 00:57:21,315
|
||
come speak
|
||
at the Economics Department.
|
||
|
||
888
|
||
00:57:21,384 --> 00:57:24,785
|
||
Only he really knows that this
|
||
isn't really the WTO.
|
||
|
||
889
|
||
00:57:24,855 --> 00:57:27,119
|
||
Everybody else will think
|
||
that it's the WTO.
|
||
|
||
890
|
||
00:57:27,741 --> 00:57:30,437
|
||
But another good thing is
|
||
that it will be a hungry audience,
|
||
|
||
891
|
||
00:57:30,511 --> 00:57:33,503
|
||
so there's a good chance
|
||
they are going to eat those hamburgers,
|
||
|
||
892
|
||
00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:35,741
|
||
which we weren't sure
|
||
was actually gonna happen
|
||
|
||
893
|
||
00:57:35,816 --> 00:57:38,148
|
||
with the accountants in Australia.
|
||
|
||
894
|
||
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:43,513
|
||
I think, for look,
|
||
I should probably carry these in.
|
||
|
||
895
|
||
00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:45,581
|
||
Okay. Can you do it?
|
||
|
||
896
|
||
00:57:45,659 --> 00:57:49,493
|
||
I'm thinking that you probably shouldn't
|
||
be associated with the hamburgers.
|
||
|
||
897
|
||
00:57:49,563 --> 00:57:50,825
|
||
Okay.
|
||
|
||
898
|
||
00:57:50,898 --> 00:57:53,298
|
||
I'd like to thank everybody for coming.
|
||
|
||
899
|
||
00:57:53,367 --> 00:57:59,033
|
||
You have many education choices,
|
||
and we're all grateful at the WTO
|
||
|
||
900
|
||
00:57:59,106 --> 00:58:02,075
|
||
that you have chosen
|
||
to listen to us for an hour
|
||
|
||
901
|
||
00:58:02,142 --> 00:58:05,475
|
||
and to our messages about things
|
||
that will impact everyone.
|
||
|
||
902
|
||
00:58:05,546 --> 00:58:07,878
|
||
I'd like to say that,
|
||
by joining us here,
|
||
|
||
903
|
||
00:58:07,948 --> 00:58:11,008
|
||
you're essentially embarking
|
||
with us on a mission.
|
||
|
||
904
|
||
00:58:12,052 --> 00:58:14,646
|
||
I'd like to start right at the beginning.
|
||
|
||
905
|
||
00:58:14,722 --> 00:58:16,383
|
||
As I was saying,
|
||
|
||
906
|
||
00:58:16,457 --> 00:58:20,518
|
||
trade liberalization is a project of faith;
|
||
it's a crusade.
|
||
|
||
907
|
||
00:58:20,594 --> 00:58:22,653
|
||
And in any crusade,
|
||
there are problems.
|
||
|
||
908
|
||
00:58:22,730 --> 00:58:25,392
|
||
There are invading armies,
|
||
there are big blockades.
|
||
|
||
909
|
||
00:58:25,466 --> 00:58:30,301
|
||
And one of the problems
|
||
that we run into in this crusade
|
||
|
||
910
|
||
00:58:30,370 --> 00:58:32,065
|
||
is starvation in the Third World.
|
||
|
||
911
|
||
00:58:32,139 --> 00:58:35,472
|
||
You may recognize that symbol
|
||
from those green bins you see...
|
||
|
||
912
|
||
00:58:35,542 --> 00:58:37,737
|
||
where cans, bottles, blah, blah.
|
||
|
||
913
|
||
00:58:37,811 --> 00:58:41,645
|
||
The kind of recycling I'm talking about
|
||
that we have developed at the WTO
|
||
|
||
914
|
||
00:58:41,715 --> 00:58:46,778
|
||
is...not--not really
|
||
this irrelevant kind of recycling
|
||
|
||
915
|
||
00:58:46,854 --> 00:58:50,017
|
||
where the target--
|
||
individual consumers like you and me
|
||
|
||
916
|
||
00:58:50,090 --> 00:58:55,585
|
||
or of non-edible industrial products--
|
||
is such a tiny part of the problem.
|
||
|
||
917
|
||
00:58:55,662 --> 00:59:00,861
|
||
Rather, we're talking about really
|
||
recycling what counts where it counts.
|
||
|
||
918
|
||
00:59:00,934 --> 00:59:03,095
|
||
To begin to understand
|
||
the theory behind this,
|
||
|
||
919
|
||
00:59:03,170 --> 00:59:06,867
|
||
you must first realize that the human body
|
||
is not really very efficient.
|
||
|
||
920
|
||
00:59:06,940 --> 00:59:11,434
|
||
When ingesting heavy foods,
|
||
only about 20% of the nutrients
|
||
|
||
921
|
||
00:59:11,512 --> 00:59:14,276
|
||
are absorbed
|
||
by the alimentary passageway
|
||
|
||
922
|
||
00:59:14,348 --> 00:59:18,341
|
||
while the other 80% finds itself
|
||
expelled in post-consumer byproducts.
|
||
|
||
923
|
||
00:59:18,418 --> 00:59:19,908
|
||
Already 20 years ago,
|
||
|
||
924
|
||
00:59:19,987 --> 00:59:23,821
|
||
NASA scientists began
|
||
to tap into this nutritional gold mine
|
||
|
||
925
|
||
00:59:23,891 --> 00:59:27,383
|
||
by developing filters that could
|
||
transform their astronauts' waste
|
||
|
||
926
|
||
00:59:27,461 --> 00:59:31,591
|
||
into healthy, hygienic,
|
||
and even delicious food once again.
|
||
|
||
927
|
||
00:59:31,665 --> 00:59:33,326
|
||
With the use of this technology,
|
||
|
||
928
|
||
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:37,393
|
||
a single hamburger, for example,
|
||
can be eaten more than ten times,
|
||
|
||
929
|
||
00:59:37,471 --> 00:59:42,374
|
||
providing a cumulative total
|
||
of three times the nutritional value
|
||
|
||
930
|
||
00:59:42,442 --> 00:59:44,603
|
||
of the original fresh hamburger.
|
||
|
||
931
|
||
00:59:44,678 --> 00:59:48,478
|
||
Now, again, a certain amount
|
||
of cultural openness is required
|
||
|
||
932
|
||
00:59:48,549 --> 00:59:51,382
|
||
as we investigate solutions.
|
||
|
||
933
|
||
00:59:51,451 --> 00:59:53,476
|
||
And I'd love to take any questions.
|
||
|
||
934
|
||
00:59:53,554 --> 00:59:54,612
|
||
Yes, you've been--
|
||
|
||
935
|
||
00:59:54,688 --> 00:59:56,519
|
||
Coming from a Third World country,
|
||
|
||
936
|
||
00:59:56,590 --> 01:00:00,424
|
||
I found most of what you said
|
||
pretty offensive.
|
||
|
||
937
|
||
01:00:00,494 --> 01:00:05,329
|
||
It's as if everyone is equal,
|
||
but some are more equal than others.
|
||
|
||
938
|
||
01:00:05,399 --> 01:00:07,390
|
||
And...who is to say
|
||
|
||
939
|
||
01:00:07,467 --> 01:00:10,664
|
||
whether people in the Third World
|
||
want a burger?
|
||
|
||
940
|
||
01:00:10,737 --> 01:00:13,900
|
||
You know, I, in my heart,
|
||
sometimes find it to agree
|
||
|
||
941
|
||
01:00:13,974 --> 01:00:17,637
|
||
that cultures deserve
|
||
an equal consideration
|
||
|
||
942
|
||
01:00:17,711 --> 01:00:19,645
|
||
perhaps to develop on their own terms,
|
||
|
||
943
|
||
01:00:19,713 --> 01:00:21,044
|
||
but we're different.
|
||
|
||
944
|
||
01:00:21,114 --> 01:00:23,776
|
||
We're culturally different.
|
||
We're rich, they're poor.
|
||
|
||
945
|
||
01:00:23,851 --> 01:00:26,319
|
||
This is the most humane solution
|
||
we can come up with
|
||
|
||
946
|
||
01:00:26,386 --> 01:00:28,081
|
||
that stays within the market logic.
|
||
|
||
947
|
||
01:00:28,155 --> 01:00:31,818
|
||
If it's all right, I could answer
|
||
a portion of that question, as well.
|
||
|
||
948
|
||
01:00:31,892 --> 01:00:35,919
|
||
And this answers the question
|
||
about desire for the product
|
||
|
||
949
|
||
01:00:35,996 --> 01:00:39,329
|
||
because the biggest growth areas
|
||
are the developing world.
|
||
|
||
950
|
||
01:00:39,399 --> 01:00:43,392
|
||
And so, in fact,
|
||
people do want the product.
|
||
|
||
951
|
||
01:00:43,470 --> 01:00:48,635
|
||
We do have a kind of video presentation
|
||
about this that I came prepared to show.
|
||
|
||
952
|
||
01:00:48,709 --> 01:00:53,339
|
||
It's not--the program isn't actually
|
||
completely ready yet.
|
||
|
||
953
|
||
01:00:55,549 --> 01:01:00,953
|
||
So, as you can see here,
|
||
there's a consumer in the First World
|
||
|
||
954
|
||
01:01:01,021 --> 01:01:04,684
|
||
entering McDonald's
|
||
and consuming a hamburger.
|
||
|
||
955
|
||
01:01:06,393 --> 01:01:11,023
|
||
And, afterward, this is the process
|
||
we're all familiar with.
|
||
|
||
956
|
||
01:01:11,098 --> 01:01:13,225
|
||
I don't need
|
||
to explain it to anyone.
|
||
|
||
957
|
||
01:01:15,269 --> 01:01:17,430
|
||
But...
|
||
|
||
958
|
||
01:01:17,504 --> 01:01:20,029
|
||
You see, it's rendered out
|
||
in this style
|
||
|
||
959
|
||
01:01:20,107 --> 01:01:24,476
|
||
because studies have shown
|
||
that consumers are most responsive
|
||
|
||
960
|
||
01:01:24,544 --> 01:01:28,640
|
||
to 3-D animation right now,
|
||
particularly in developing cultures.
|
||
|
||
961
|
||
01:01:30,117 --> 01:01:32,779
|
||
So, as you can see,
|
||
it goes through a piping system,
|
||
|
||
962
|
||
01:01:32,853 --> 01:01:34,514
|
||
and this isn't unusual.
|
||
|
||
963
|
||
01:01:34,588 --> 01:01:38,080
|
||
We do this for oil.
|
||
We could do this for food, as well.
|
||
|
||
964
|
||
01:01:38,158 --> 01:01:42,288
|
||
And, as you can see,
|
||
it goes back up through the plumbing...
|
||
|
||
965
|
||
01:01:42,362 --> 01:01:45,354
|
||
and emerges in a McDonald's.
|
||
|
||
966
|
||
01:01:45,432 --> 01:01:49,095
|
||
Now, the part of this video that isn't
|
||
completed yet is the filtering process.
|
||
|
||
967
|
||
01:01:49,169 --> 01:01:53,663
|
||
There will be
|
||
a very well-rendered filtering...
|
||
|
||
968
|
||
01:02:04,518 --> 01:02:08,079
|
||
As you can see--this might answer
|
||
somebody's question from before,
|
||
|
||
969
|
||
01:02:08,155 --> 01:02:10,715
|
||
but at the McDonald's
|
||
in a developing country
|
||
|
||
970
|
||
01:02:10,791 --> 01:02:12,782
|
||
and, in fact,
|
||
in this country as well,
|
||
|
||
971
|
||
01:02:12,859 --> 01:02:15,350
|
||
you would be able to choose--
|
||
the number one, number two,
|
||
|
||
972
|
||
01:02:15,429 --> 01:02:17,294
|
||
number three,
|
||
number four, number five
|
||
|
||
973
|
||
01:02:17,364 --> 01:02:19,992
|
||
would no longer refer
|
||
to combinations of food,
|
||
|
||
974
|
||
01:02:20,067 --> 01:02:23,628
|
||
but rather just the number of times
|
||
the product had been recycled.
|
||
|
||
975
|
||
01:02:25,472 --> 01:02:29,067
|
||
We're lucky to be able to partner with
|
||
the World Trade Organization which,
|
||
|
||
976
|
||
01:02:29,142 --> 01:02:31,042
|
||
you know, has slightly different goals.
|
||
|
||
977
|
||
01:02:31,111 --> 01:02:34,103
|
||
Of course, McDonald's goals
|
||
are to profit and grow,
|
||
|
||
978
|
||
01:02:34,181 --> 01:02:35,842
|
||
and we hope that we can provide
|
||
|
||
979
|
||
01:02:35,916 --> 01:02:38,407
|
||
a nutritious and tasty product
|
||
in the process.
|
||
|
||
980
|
||
01:02:38,485 --> 01:02:42,649
|
||
Our goals are to help McDonald's profit
|
||
and grow, and all other corporations.
|
||
|
||
981
|
||
01:02:42,723 --> 01:02:45,556
|
||
I think you guys--
|
||
like, the WTO--
|
||
|
||
982
|
||
01:02:45,625 --> 01:02:49,686
|
||
is kind of lacking kind of, like,
|
||
a human element, you know?
|
||
|
||
983
|
||
01:02:49,763 --> 01:02:55,633
|
||
Like...if you saw--
|
||
have you ever seen starving people?
|
||
|
||
984
|
||
01:02:55,702 --> 01:02:57,533
|
||
In pictures. Yes.
|
||
|
||
985
|
||
01:02:58,405 --> 01:03:01,465
|
||
So, tell me, if you saw
|
||
somebody starving to death,
|
||
|
||
986
|
||
01:03:01,541 --> 01:03:03,702
|
||
you would probably think a lot--
|
||
|
||
987
|
||
01:03:03,777 --> 01:03:08,976
|
||
like, that would kind of hit you
|
||
in a sensitive place to say,
|
||
|
||
988
|
||
01:03:09,049 --> 01:03:13,884
|
||
"Oh, maybe markets and money
|
||
and this and that don't really mean as much,
|
||
|
||
989
|
||
01:03:13,954 --> 01:03:16,946
|
||
and, actually, feeding people
|
||
means a little bit more."
|
||
|
||
990
|
||
01:03:17,024 --> 01:03:19,959
|
||
Well, it is true that there's
|
||
a personal side of it that--
|
||
|
||
991
|
||
01:03:20,027 --> 01:03:22,188
|
||
I have to say, in the WTO
|
||
|
||
992
|
||
01:03:22,262 --> 01:03:25,925
|
||
there are questions that we have
|
||
about this as human beings,
|
||
|
||
993
|
||
01:03:25,999 --> 01:03:28,797
|
||
but we're not as subject--
|
||
|
||
994
|
||
01:03:28,869 --> 01:03:30,860
|
||
we have a kind
|
||
of firmer grasp on theory.
|
||
|
||
995
|
||
01:03:30,937 --> 01:03:33,770
|
||
We are able, fortunately,
|
||
|
||
996
|
||
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:37,674
|
||
to simply direct world trade
|
||
in a much more theoretical way...
|
||
|
||
997
|
||
01:03:37,744 --> 01:03:41,407
|
||
in collaboration with our colleagues
|
||
at the largest corporations.
|
||
|
||
998
|
||
01:03:41,481 --> 01:03:47,317
|
||
So...you know. Yes, probably,
|
||
if I went to these countries,
|
||
|
||
999
|
||
01:03:47,387 --> 01:03:53,121
|
||
I'd feel...l'd think about things
|
||
a little differently, perhaps.
|
||
|
||
1000
|
||
01:03:53,193 --> 01:03:56,685
|
||
But, at the same time, I don't think
|
||
I would forget all my schooling.
|
||
|
||
1001
|
||
01:03:56,763 --> 01:03:59,596
|
||
I don't think I would forget
|
||
all these theories and so on.
|
||
|
||
1002
|
||
01:03:59,666 --> 01:04:02,999
|
||
So, perhaps one day I'll do that.
|
||
|
||
1003
|
||
01:04:03,070 --> 01:04:05,368
|
||
This is a money-maker, correct?
|
||
|
||
1004
|
||
01:04:05,439 --> 01:04:09,307
|
||
Yes. Well, it's a money-maker,
|
||
starvation-solver, sure.
|
||
|
||
1005
|
||
01:04:09,376 --> 01:04:12,812
|
||
How much did McDonald's pay you to
|
||
come here and speak this garbage to us?
|
||
|
||
1006
|
||
01:04:12,879 --> 01:04:15,973
|
||
Did I see a mouse with an ear
|
||
growing out of its back?
|
||
|
||
1007
|
||
01:04:16,049 --> 01:04:19,382
|
||
How are you going to get around
|
||
the cultural and legal implications
|
||
|
||
1008
|
||
01:04:19,453 --> 01:04:22,354
|
||
of cannibalism and basically
|
||
asking us to recycle shit?
|
||
|
||
1009
|
||
01:04:51,151 --> 01:04:55,178
|
||
The reality is that we already
|
||
treat people in the Third World
|
||
|
||
1010
|
||
01:04:55,255 --> 01:04:57,723
|
||
far worse than we treat
|
||
our domestic animals.
|
||
|
||
1011
|
||
01:04:57,791 --> 01:05:02,125
|
||
That's--that's not saying it's right.
|
||
It's just saying that's the reality.
|
||
|
||
1012
|
||
01:05:10,570 --> 01:05:12,902
|
||
Well, after thinking about it
|
||
for a little while,
|
||
|
||
1013
|
||
01:05:12,973 --> 01:05:16,306
|
||
it seems the Plattsburgh lecture
|
||
just went great,
|
||
|
||
1014
|
||
01:05:16,376 --> 01:05:20,210
|
||
and it went exactly the way we
|
||
originally expected these lectures to work,
|
||
|
||
1015
|
||
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:23,545
|
||
which is that, at a certain point,
|
||
it was like a light bulb's going off
|
||
|
||
1016
|
||
01:05:23,617 --> 01:05:26,017
|
||
in the heads of the different people
|
||
in the audience,
|
||
|
||
1017
|
||
01:05:26,086 --> 01:05:29,681
|
||
and they were realizing that it
|
||
was just too crazy to be real,
|
||
|
||
1018
|
||
01:05:29,756 --> 01:05:31,917
|
||
and yet it was
|
||
sort of based in reality.
|
||
|
||
1019
|
||
01:05:31,992 --> 01:05:35,428
|
||
So, you know,
|
||
they started throwing globes at us,
|
||
|
||
1020
|
||
01:05:35,495 --> 01:05:37,759
|
||
they got angry,
|
||
they got frustrated.
|
||
|
||
1021
|
||
01:05:37,831 --> 01:05:40,095
|
||
It worked exactly
|
||
like we thought it would.
|
||
|
||
1022
|
||
01:05:43,837 --> 01:05:45,270
|
||
They don't ask if you believe in it.
|
||
|
||
1023
|
||
01:05:45,338 --> 01:05:48,432
|
||
You don't get to vote
|
||
on World Trade Organization treaties.
|
||
|
||
1024
|
||
01:05:48,508 --> 01:05:51,102
|
||
They don't let you vote on it.
|
||
They don't give you a say.
|
||
|
||
1025
|
||
01:05:51,178 --> 01:05:54,079
|
||
They let you listen
|
||
to the one-sided propaganda.
|
||
|
||
1026
|
||
01:05:54,147 --> 01:05:57,639
|
||
Name me a single columnist in America
|
||
who doesn't stand up and cheer
|
||
|
||
1027
|
||
01:05:57,717 --> 01:05:59,878
|
||
under the banner
|
||
of so-called free trade.
|
||
|
||
1028
|
||
01:05:59,953 --> 01:06:01,511
|
||
There's no public discussion,
|
||
|
||
1029
|
||
01:06:01,588 --> 01:06:05,422
|
||
there's no dissent
|
||
in any of the political parties.
|
||
|
||
1030
|
||
01:06:05,492 --> 01:06:08,655
|
||
There's no debate,
|
||
there's no discussion, there's no vote.
|
||
|
||
1031
|
||
01:06:08,728 --> 01:06:13,665
|
||
In fact, the only nation
|
||
which has called for a vote is Brazil,
|
||
|
||
1032
|
||
01:06:13,733 --> 01:06:18,397
|
||
which is saying that it
|
||
will not sign any more trade treaties
|
||
|
||
1033
|
||
01:06:18,471 --> 01:06:20,598
|
||
without a plebiscite of its people.
|
||
|
||
1034
|
||
01:06:20,674 --> 01:06:24,337
|
||
And the world trade barons
|
||
are losing their damn minds
|
||
|
||
1035
|
||
01:06:24,411 --> 01:06:29,246
|
||
trying to prevent this type of democracy
|
||
from spreading planet-wide,
|
||
|
||
1036
|
||
01:06:29,316 --> 01:06:32,979
|
||
'cause once people know what this stuff
|
||
is about and get to vote on it,
|
||
|
||
1037
|
||
01:06:33,053 --> 01:06:35,783
|
||
no one's gonna vote themselves
|
||
into poverty.
|
||
|
||
1038
|
||
01:06:39,826 --> 01:06:42,488
|
||
Here we go.
|
||
"Australia country code."
|
||
|
||
1039
|
||
01:06:45,332 --> 01:06:47,129
|
||
Australia, 61.
|
||
It's 61.
|
||
|
||
1040
|
||
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:48,360
|
||
Sixty-one.
|
||
|
||
1041
|
||
01:06:53,473 --> 01:06:57,466
|
||
Hi, this is Kinnithrung Sprat
|
||
from the WTO.
|
||
|
||
1042
|
||
01:06:57,544 --> 01:07:00,206
|
||
- <i>Hello. how are you?</i>
|
||
- Good, thanks. How are you?
|
||
|
||
1043
|
||
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:03,443
|
||
<i>- Where are you now?</i>
|
||
- I'm in New York at the moment.
|
||
|
||
1044
|
||
01:07:03,516 --> 01:07:05,677
|
||
<i>- In New York, are you?</i>
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
1045
|
||
01:07:05,752 --> 01:07:11,156
|
||
Kinnithrung Sprat just called the person
|
||
who's coordinating Sprat's visit.
|
||
|
||
1046
|
||
01:07:11,224 --> 01:07:15,160
|
||
I'm due in Hong Kong
|
||
the week after this,
|
||
|
||
1047
|
||
01:07:15,228 --> 01:07:17,219
|
||
and that date is firm,
|
||
|
||
1048
|
||
01:07:17,297 --> 01:07:22,030
|
||
but my travel to Australia
|
||
is as yet not firm. Yeah.
|
||
|
||
1049
|
||
01:07:22,102 --> 01:07:25,265
|
||
She's actually, it turns out,
|
||
been e-mailing all these people
|
||
|
||
1050
|
||
01:07:25,338 --> 01:07:27,670
|
||
and basically calling journalists
|
||
|
||
1051
|
||
01:07:27,741 --> 01:07:29,936
|
||
and getting people
|
||
to attend his lecture.
|
||
|
||
1052
|
||
01:07:30,010 --> 01:07:34,174
|
||
She fully expects him to attend because
|
||
she had spoken to Hildegard West,
|
||
|
||
1053
|
||
01:07:34,247 --> 01:07:37,375
|
||
Sprat's assistant,
|
||
and Hildegard West had told her
|
||
|
||
1054
|
||
01:07:37,450 --> 01:07:40,510
|
||
that everything was on
|
||
and Sprat was definitely going.
|
||
|
||
1055
|
||
01:07:40,587 --> 01:07:43,078
|
||
So now we've just decided
|
||
we really have to go
|
||
|
||
1056
|
||
01:07:43,156 --> 01:07:46,592
|
||
to honor this arrangement
|
||
with Australia.
|
||
|
||
1057
|
||
01:07:46,660 --> 01:07:49,652
|
||
So it's back on now
|
||
after we totally thought it was off.
|
||
|
||
1058
|
||
01:07:49,729 --> 01:07:53,790
|
||
And instead of giving this lecture that
|
||
we've been planning for, like, nine months,
|
||
|
||
1059
|
||
01:07:53,867 --> 01:07:57,803
|
||
we're gonna, like, you know,
|
||
just disband the WTO.
|
||
|
||
1060
|
||
01:08:00,340 --> 01:08:03,503
|
||
Shouldn't we get you a pair of shoes
|
||
that actually are reasonable?
|
||
|
||
1061
|
||
01:08:03,576 --> 01:08:06,909
|
||
They just don't look like dress shoes.
|
||
They look like wrestling shoes.
|
||
|
||
1062
|
||
01:08:06,980 --> 01:08:09,414
|
||
There are no shoes here
|
||
for you. Never mind.
|
||
|
||
1063
|
||
01:08:09,482 --> 01:08:11,450
|
||
No. Shoes are out.
|
||
|
||
1064
|
||
01:08:11,518 --> 01:08:12,507
|
||
A tie.
|
||
|
||
1065
|
||
01:08:13,653 --> 01:08:14,915
|
||
Around, then...
|
||
|
||
1066
|
||
01:08:17,090 --> 01:08:18,580
|
||
Wait--did you try this?
|
||
|
||
1067
|
||
01:08:20,193 --> 01:08:21,455
|
||
Yeah.
|
||
|
||
1068
|
||
01:08:23,463 --> 01:08:27,627
|
||
I did a set of these with inkjet,
|
||
and they just don't look as real.
|
||
|
||
1069
|
||
01:08:27,701 --> 01:08:29,635
|
||
Something about them.
|
||
They look...
|
||
|
||
1070
|
||
01:08:29,703 --> 01:08:31,637
|
||
- These look perfect.
|
||
- ...kind of handmade.
|
||
|
||
1071
|
||
01:08:32,305 --> 01:08:34,136
|
||
I printed off some letterhead for you.
|
||
|
||
1072
|
||
01:08:34,207 --> 01:08:35,868
|
||
- Nice.
|
||
- You guys already saw that.
|
||
|
||
1073
|
||
01:08:35,942 --> 01:08:38,308
|
||
- And I just kept it real simple...
|
||
- It's perfect.
|
||
|
||
1074
|
||
01:08:38,378 --> 01:08:40,778
|
||
...so that it would show up well
|
||
on the fax.
|
||
|
||
1075
|
||
01:08:41,748 --> 01:08:44,046
|
||
That is the most ridiculous photo.
|
||
|
||
1076
|
||
01:08:44,117 --> 01:08:48,349
|
||
There's something really weird
|
||
about this maniacal public relations guy.
|
||
|
||
1077
|
||
01:08:48,421 --> 01:08:51,322
|
||
- A little magnetic strip on the back.
|
||
- A logo of the WTO.
|
||
|
||
1078
|
||
01:08:51,391 --> 01:08:52,585
|
||
Really beautiful.
|
||
|
||
1079
|
||
01:08:54,327 --> 01:08:57,490
|
||
You know what I did?
|
||
I went to Google...
|
||
|
||
1080
|
||
01:08:57,564 --> 01:09:02,399
|
||
and I went to Google image search
|
||
and I typed in, "I.D. card."
|
||
|
||
1081
|
||
01:09:02,469 --> 01:09:05,961
|
||
And you wouldn't believe
|
||
the number of pictures of I.D. cards
|
||
|
||
1082
|
||
01:09:06,039 --> 01:09:07,870
|
||
that show up on the Web.
|
||
|
||
1083
|
||
01:09:07,941 --> 01:09:10,808
|
||
And I just went through
|
||
and took a little bit from each one.
|
||
|
||
1084
|
||
01:09:10,877 --> 01:09:14,040
|
||
I said, "All right, this one's got
|
||
a little bar code at the bottom,
|
||
|
||
1085
|
||
01:09:14,114 --> 01:09:16,344
|
||
and this one uses
|
||
the logo over here."
|
||
|
||
1086
|
||
01:09:16,416 --> 01:09:18,407
|
||
That is so nice.
|
||
|
||
1087
|
||
01:09:30,029 --> 01:09:32,190
|
||
- I know.
|
||
- Wow. Airplane.
|
||
|
||
1088
|
||
01:09:34,534 --> 01:09:36,229
|
||
Where's the rental car area?
|
||
|
||
1089
|
||
01:09:56,322 --> 01:09:58,313
|
||
No, I don't know.
|
||
I'm just really nervous
|
||
|
||
1090
|
||
01:09:58,391 --> 01:10:01,883
|
||
'cause this feels different from all
|
||
the other things that we've done.
|
||
|
||
1091
|
||
01:10:01,961 --> 01:10:08,696
|
||
It's not like the same kind of play,
|
||
fun, crazy, weird, impossible stuff.
|
||
|
||
1092
|
||
01:10:08,768 --> 01:10:10,258
|
||
This is sincere, you know.
|
||
|
||
1093
|
||
01:10:10,336 --> 01:10:13,203
|
||
It's about replacing the WTO
|
||
with something better.
|
||
|
||
1094
|
||
01:10:13,273 --> 01:10:16,333
|
||
- Do you think that satire is more fun?
|
||
- Yeah, definitely.
|
||
|
||
1095
|
||
01:10:16,409 --> 01:10:19,640
|
||
I got this feeling that it's--
|
||
for some reason--
|
||
|
||
1096
|
||
01:10:19,712 --> 01:10:22,203
|
||
maybe it's less fun to be sincere.
|
||
|
||
1097
|
||
01:10:22,282 --> 01:10:24,273
|
||
But it is less fun, isn't it?
|
||
|
||
1098
|
||
01:10:24,350 --> 01:10:26,181
|
||
In a way, yeah.
|
||
|
||
1099
|
||
01:10:26,252 --> 01:10:31,849
|
||
Maybe it's more fun
|
||
to be satirical than serious.
|
||
|
||
1100
|
||
01:10:31,925 --> 01:10:33,085
|
||
Yeah.
|
||
|
||
1101
|
||
01:10:37,697 --> 01:10:39,790
|
||
It's about 9:00 in the morning,
|
||
|
||
1102
|
||
01:10:39,866 --> 01:10:42,426
|
||
and this is the big day
|
||
for Kinnithrung Sprat
|
||
|
||
1103
|
||
01:10:42,502 --> 01:10:44,402
|
||
to go talk to CPA Australia
|
||
|
||
1104
|
||
01:10:44,471 --> 01:10:46,632
|
||
and close down the WTO.
|
||
|
||
1105
|
||
01:10:46,706 --> 01:10:51,905
|
||
It's kind of an exciting day for us
|
||
'cause we finally get to shut it down.
|
||
|
||
1106
|
||
01:11:06,226 --> 01:11:10,720
|
||
I'm writing the local phone number
|
||
for this cell phone on the business cards.
|
||
|
||
1107
|
||
01:11:10,797 --> 01:11:13,732
|
||
So if we give these to journalists
|
||
or anybody else
|
||
|
||
1108
|
||
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:18,533
|
||
who wants to contact Mr. Sprat--they'll be
|
||
able to do it in the next couple days.
|
||
|
||
1109
|
||
01:11:20,974 --> 01:11:23,135
|
||
We have to leave
|
||
in ten minutes, though.
|
||
|
||
1110
|
||
01:11:23,209 --> 01:11:24,642
|
||
I know.
|
||
|
||
1111
|
||
01:11:24,711 --> 01:11:27,544
|
||
I'm just gonna do
|
||
as little as possible.
|
||
|
||
1112
|
||
01:11:30,683 --> 01:11:34,175
|
||
Okay, let's just go by there.
|
||
We have some time yet.
|
||
|
||
1113
|
||
01:11:34,254 --> 01:11:36,586
|
||
Let's just keep walking.
|
||
Just walk straight.
|
||
|
||
1114
|
||
01:11:36,723 --> 01:11:40,716
|
||
Don't look.
|
||
Don't turn left. Don't...
|
||
|
||
1115
|
||
01:11:40,793 --> 01:11:43,819
|
||
Hey, no. Don't.
|
||
Don't do that.
|
||
|
||
1116
|
||
01:11:45,665 --> 01:11:46,825
|
||
Answer it.
|
||
|
||
1117
|
||
01:11:47,767 --> 01:11:49,598
|
||
Hello, Michael Bonanno here.
|
||
|
||
1118
|
||
01:11:52,505 --> 01:11:54,063
|
||
Hi, Jane. How are you?
|
||
|
||
1119
|
||
01:11:55,675 --> 01:11:59,111
|
||
All right, then. I guess
|
||
we'll see you in just a few minutes.
|
||
|
||
1120
|
||
01:11:59,178 --> 01:12:01,510
|
||
And we just come up
|
||
to level three, then?
|
||
|
||
1121
|
||
01:12:01,581 --> 01:12:04,846
|
||
Great. Thank you very much.
|
||
All right. Bye-bye.
|
||
|
||
1122
|
||
01:12:04,918 --> 01:12:06,010
|
||
Run!
|
||
|
||
1123
|
||
01:12:10,890 --> 01:12:12,687
|
||
Oh, wait. Shit!
|
||
This is the building!
|
||
|
||
1124
|
||
01:12:13,192 --> 01:12:14,887
|
||
- Thank you for coming.
|
||
- Thank you for having us.
|
||
|
||
1125
|
||
01:12:14,961 --> 01:12:18,692
|
||
Sorry for the confusion
|
||
and problems and everything else.
|
||
|
||
1126
|
||
01:12:18,765 --> 01:12:20,926
|
||
It's to be expected
|
||
these days, I think.
|
||
|
||
1127
|
||
01:12:21,901 --> 01:12:26,167
|
||
No. Thanks for going out of your way
|
||
to arrange this. This is really terrific.
|
||
|
||
1128
|
||
01:12:31,811 --> 01:12:34,336
|
||
Thank you all for coming.
|
||
I'd like to...
|
||
|
||
1129
|
||
01:12:35,582 --> 01:12:38,983
|
||
I'd like to thank the organizers
|
||
for going out of their way
|
||
|
||
1130
|
||
01:12:39,052 --> 01:12:43,853
|
||
to create this panel,
|
||
this luncheon,
|
||
|
||
1131
|
||
01:12:43,923 --> 01:12:48,019
|
||
in the face of some odds--the conference
|
||
having been canceled, of course.
|
||
|
||
1132
|
||
01:12:48,094 --> 01:12:50,756
|
||
And I'd especially like to begin
|
||
|
||
1133
|
||
01:12:50,830 --> 01:12:54,664
|
||
by apologizing for a rather sudden
|
||
change in the program,
|
||
|
||
1134
|
||
01:12:54,734 --> 01:13:01,003
|
||
consequent upon a rather dramatic
|
||
development in Geneva yesterday.
|
||
|
||
1135
|
||
01:13:01,074 --> 01:13:04,908
|
||
I originally intended to transmit today
|
||
an upbeat report
|
||
|
||
1136
|
||
01:13:04,978 --> 01:13:09,915
|
||
on some new technologies that affect
|
||
agribusiness in a global sense.
|
||
|
||
1137
|
||
01:13:09,983 --> 01:13:14,920
|
||
Instead, I find myself the messenger
|
||
of some rather disturbing news.
|
||
|
||
1138
|
||
01:13:14,988 --> 01:13:17,718
|
||
The WTO will be issuing
|
||
a public statement
|
||
|
||
1139
|
||
01:13:17,790 --> 01:13:19,985
|
||
in detail by the end of the week.
|
||
|
||
1140
|
||
01:13:20,059 --> 01:13:22,050
|
||
But the die has been cast.
|
||
|
||
1141
|
||
01:13:22,128 --> 01:13:24,289
|
||
As of September 2002,
|
||
|
||
1142
|
||
01:13:24,364 --> 01:13:26,958
|
||
having seen the effects of policies
|
||
|
||
1143
|
||
01:13:27,033 --> 01:13:30,560
|
||
whose only intent was to bring
|
||
greater prosperity and peace,
|
||
|
||
1144
|
||
01:13:30,637 --> 01:13:35,438
|
||
the World Trade Organization,
|
||
in its present form, will cease to exist.
|
||
|
||
1145
|
||
01:13:36,376 --> 01:13:37,866
|
||
Over the next two years,
|
||
|
||
1146
|
||
01:13:37,944 --> 01:13:43,007
|
||
we at the WTO will endeavor to re-found
|
||
our organization along different lines,
|
||
|
||
1147
|
||
01:13:43,082 --> 01:13:47,143
|
||
based in a different understanding
|
||
of the purposes of world trade.
|
||
|
||
1148
|
||
01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:51,178
|
||
The new organization will have
|
||
as its foundation and basis
|
||
|
||
1149
|
||
01:13:51,257 --> 01:13:55,091
|
||
the United Nations'
|
||
Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
|
||
|
||
1150
|
||
01:13:55,161 --> 01:13:59,564
|
||
upon which we feel
|
||
we can make a good foundation
|
||
|
||
1151
|
||
01:13:59,632 --> 01:14:02,294
|
||
to ensuring that the organization
|
||
will have human
|
||
|
||
1152
|
||
01:14:02,368 --> 01:14:05,303
|
||
rather than business interests
|
||
as its bottom line.
|
||
|
||
1153
|
||
01:14:05,371 --> 01:14:07,202
|
||
My reaction was one of total surprise.
|
||
|
||
1154
|
||
01:14:07,273 --> 01:14:09,104
|
||
We were expecting
|
||
a speech more based
|
||
|
||
1155
|
||
01:14:09,175 --> 01:14:13,111
|
||
on what the World Trade Organization
|
||
does in its relation to Australian trade.
|
||
|
||
1156
|
||
01:14:13,179 --> 01:14:16,171
|
||
It sort of blew me out of the water
|
||
when the announcement was made
|
||
|
||
1157
|
||
01:14:16,249 --> 01:14:19,980
|
||
that the World Trade Organization
|
||
is significantly reinventing itself
|
||
|
||
1158
|
||
01:14:20,053 --> 01:14:25,787
|
||
to focus on issues relating to people
|
||
as opposed to economics--
|
||
|
||
1159
|
||
01:14:25,858 --> 01:14:28,691
|
||
something that hopefully could be
|
||
of significant benefit
|
||
|
||
1160
|
||
01:14:28,761 --> 01:14:33,095
|
||
to the poor and needy throughout
|
||
the world in all developing countries.
|
||
|
||
1161
|
||
01:14:33,166 --> 01:14:37,330
|
||
The U.N. estimates that poor countries--
|
||
the poorest countries in the world--
|
||
|
||
1162
|
||
01:14:37,403 --> 01:14:43,069
|
||
lose approximately $2 billion a day
|
||
because of unjust trade rules,
|
||
|
||
1163
|
||
01:14:43,142 --> 01:14:46,407
|
||
many of them instituted
|
||
by our own organization.
|
||
|
||
1164
|
||
01:14:46,479 --> 01:14:48,743
|
||
And this is 14 times the amount
|
||
|
||
1165
|
||
01:14:48,815 --> 01:14:51,545
|
||
that they receive in aid
|
||
from developed countries.
|
||
|
||
1166
|
||
01:14:52,552 --> 01:14:57,216
|
||
I thought the speech itself was compelling
|
||
in terms of its information.
|
||
|
||
1167
|
||
01:14:57,290 --> 01:15:02,887
|
||
I was astounded to find that they're
|
||
actually gonna dismantle the WTO.
|
||
|
||
1168
|
||
01:15:02,962 --> 01:15:07,695
|
||
I was also amazed to see that there was
|
||
a mission that perhaps had failed.
|
||
|
||
1169
|
||
01:15:07,767 --> 01:15:11,100
|
||
It's gonna have a huge effect
|
||
on international business
|
||
|
||
1170
|
||
01:15:11,170 --> 01:15:14,333
|
||
and particularly for us
|
||
as an organization, I feel.
|
||
|
||
1171
|
||
01:15:14,407 --> 01:15:18,138
|
||
The hardest thing, I find,
|
||
will be the balance that, let's say,
|
||
|
||
1172
|
||
01:15:18,211 --> 01:15:20,736
|
||
the U.S., E.U., and Japan--
|
||
|
||
1173
|
||
01:15:20,813 --> 01:15:24,544
|
||
in terms of being major components
|
||
of the world economy--
|
||
|
||
1174
|
||
01:15:24,617 --> 01:15:28,451
|
||
the effect--will they really change
|
||
in terms of this new organization,
|
||
|
||
1175
|
||
01:15:28,521 --> 01:15:31,183
|
||
and will there actually
|
||
be genuine change
|
||
|
||
1176
|
||
01:15:31,257 --> 01:15:34,590
|
||
and perhaps a benefit
|
||
to the world's poorest countries?
|
||
|
||
1177
|
||
01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:37,754
|
||
I must admit I'm a cynic
|
||
with regards to that occurring.
|
||
|
||
1178
|
||
01:15:37,830 --> 01:15:41,095
|
||
Liberalization--
|
||
the process of liberalization
|
||
|
||
1179
|
||
01:15:41,167 --> 01:15:43,226
|
||
often enables
|
||
the knowledge of the poor
|
||
|
||
1180
|
||
01:15:43,302 --> 01:15:47,170
|
||
to be converted into the property
|
||
of global corporations.
|
||
|
||
1181
|
||
01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:50,607
|
||
Specific statistics are rather shocking.
|
||
|
||
1182
|
||
01:15:50,676 --> 01:15:59,277
|
||
Out of 26,000 patents
|
||
applied for in Africa in 2000 and 2001,
|
||
|
||
1183
|
||
01:15:59,352 --> 01:16:03,186
|
||
only 31 were from residents of Africa.
|
||
|
||
1184
|
||
01:16:03,256 --> 01:16:06,089
|
||
The rest were from residents
|
||
of first world countries.
|
||
|
||
1185
|
||
01:16:06,159 --> 01:16:10,220
|
||
31 out of 26,000 patent applications.
|
||
|
||
1186
|
||
01:16:10,296 --> 01:16:11,957
|
||
It wasn't what I was expecting.
|
||
|
||
1187
|
||
01:16:12,031 --> 01:16:14,022
|
||
I was expecting something
|
||
on agribusiness
|
||
|
||
1188
|
||
01:16:14,100 --> 01:16:16,591
|
||
and what
|
||
the World Trade Organization does.
|
||
|
||
1189
|
||
01:16:16,669 --> 01:16:20,264
|
||
But I'd have to say
|
||
I believe it's fairly positive
|
||
|
||
1190
|
||
01:16:20,339 --> 01:16:24,070
|
||
because I think that,
|
||
as the gentleman said,
|
||
|
||
1191
|
||
01:16:24,143 --> 01:16:27,510
|
||
the strong are getting stronger,
|
||
and the weak are getting weaker.
|
||
|
||
1192
|
||
01:16:27,580 --> 01:16:29,411
|
||
And you can't let that keep on going.
|
||
|
||
1193
|
||
01:16:29,482 --> 01:16:31,313
|
||
Even we notice it here in Australia
|
||
|
||
1194
|
||
01:16:31,384 --> 01:16:34,979
|
||
with some of the trade arrangements
|
||
that are made.
|
||
|
||
1195
|
||
01:16:35,054 --> 01:16:37,318
|
||
If you're powerful,
|
||
you can get whatever you like,
|
||
|
||
1196
|
||
01:16:37,390 --> 01:16:39,221
|
||
and if you're not, you can't.
|
||
|
||
1197
|
||
01:16:39,292 --> 01:16:42,784
|
||
The world, with the population we've got,
|
||
can't keep going that way.
|
||
|
||
1198
|
||
01:16:42,862 --> 01:16:44,454
|
||
So I think it was fairly positive,
|
||
|
||
1199
|
||
01:16:44,530 --> 01:16:47,192
|
||
and I think it's a very brave decision
|
||
by an organization
|
||
|
||
1200
|
||
01:16:47,266 --> 01:16:50,758
|
||
to admit that they've been going down
|
||
the wrong track and dissolve themselves
|
||
|
||
1201
|
||
01:16:50,837 --> 01:16:54,637
|
||
and start to look for something different.
|
||
And I think it's fantastic.
|
||
|
||
1202
|
||
01:16:54,707 --> 01:16:57,039
|
||
Disparity is growing
|
||
between rich and poor.
|
||
|
||
1203
|
||
01:16:57,109 --> 01:16:59,600
|
||
The richest fifth have 80%
|
||
of the world's income,
|
||
|
||
1204
|
||
01:16:59,679 --> 01:17:02,011
|
||
and the poorest fifth have 1%.
|
||
|
||
1205
|
||
01:17:02,081 --> 01:17:04,140
|
||
This gap--we all know this figure,
|
||
|
||
1206
|
||
01:17:04,217 --> 01:17:09,814
|
||
but we don't always remember that
|
||
this gap has actually doubled since 1960.
|
||
|
||
1207
|
||
01:17:09,889 --> 01:17:13,222
|
||
More and more thinkers
|
||
are therefore noting
|
||
|
||
1208
|
||
01:17:13,292 --> 01:17:16,784
|
||
that there is no evidence
|
||
that liberalization favors growth
|
||
|
||
1209
|
||
01:17:16,863 --> 01:17:18,592
|
||
or benefits the poor.
|
||
|
||
1210
|
||
01:17:18,664 --> 01:17:21,326
|
||
I think we're all generally aware
|
||
of increases in poverty
|
||
|
||
1211
|
||
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:24,494
|
||
and low living standards and issues
|
||
faced by developing countries.
|
||
|
||
1212
|
||
01:17:24,570 --> 01:17:28,734
|
||
And what Mr. Sprat had to say today
|
||
really is a terrific sign of hope
|
||
|
||
1213
|
||
01:17:28,808 --> 01:17:31,834
|
||
for what I think we all aspire to,
|
||
|
||
1214
|
||
01:17:31,911 --> 01:17:35,847
|
||
and that's a global economy
|
||
that benefits all people.
|
||
|
||
1215
|
||
01:17:44,056 --> 01:17:47,958
|
||
Now, after protected, protracted,
|
||
and detailed review
|
||
|
||
1216
|
||
01:17:48,027 --> 01:17:51,793
|
||
of current trade policy,
|
||
the World Trade Organization has decided
|
||
|
||
1217
|
||
01:17:51,864 --> 01:17:54,856
|
||
to affect a cessation of all operations
|
||
|
||
1218
|
||
01:17:54,934 --> 01:17:57,425
|
||
to be accomplished
|
||
over the next four months
|
||
|
||
1219
|
||
01:17:57,503 --> 01:18:00,939
|
||
culminating by the end of September...
|
||
|
||
1220
|
||
01:18:01,007 --> 01:18:03,840
|
||
Well, I think that the Yes Men
|
||
|
||
1221
|
||
01:18:03,910 --> 01:18:05,639
|
||
have kind of played out their course
|
||
|
||
1222
|
||
01:18:05,711 --> 01:18:08,874
|
||
in relation to the World Trade
|
||
Organization for the moment.
|
||
|
||
1223
|
||
01:18:08,948 --> 01:18:12,145
|
||
You never know when we
|
||
might get another invitation.
|
||
|
||
1224
|
||
01:18:12,218 --> 01:18:17,520
|
||
We were lucky to be able to provide a sort
|
||
of sense of closure by ending the WTO.
|
||
|
||
1225
|
||
01:18:17,590 --> 01:18:20,582
|
||
We also hope that other people
|
||
will just start doing the same things
|
||
|
||
1226
|
||
01:18:20,660 --> 01:18:22,491
|
||
in all kinds of different contexts--
|
||
|
||
1227
|
||
01:18:22,561 --> 01:18:28,022
|
||
impersonating whoever holds power
|
||
that needs to be criticized.
|
||
|
||
1228
|
||
01:18:28,100 --> 01:18:31,160
|
||
So if the opportunity arises,
|
||
we're just gonna keep doing it.
|
||
|
||
1229
|
||
01:18:31,237 --> 01:18:34,638
|
||
We're gonna go and...
|
||
be the Yes Men again,
|
||
|
||
1230
|
||
01:18:34,707 --> 01:18:37,642
|
||
or I should say,
|
||
be the WTO again in another event.
|
||
|
||
1231
|
||
01:18:37,710 --> 01:18:40,543
|
||
The future's bright for the Yes Men.
|
||
|
||
1232
|
||
01:18:40,613 --> 01:18:44,549
|
||
The future of the world
|
||
is a different story.
|
||
|
||
1233
|
||
01:19:19,185 --> 01:19:22,586
|
||
No, this isn't the way
|
||
he usually dresses.
|
||
|
||
1234
|
||
01:19:22,655 --> 01:19:26,182
|
||
He works for the World Trade
|
||
Organization--you know, the WTO.
|
||
|
||
1235
|
||
01:19:26,258 --> 01:19:29,421
|
||
He works--
|
||
see, we're at a conference,
|
||
|
||
1236
|
||
01:19:29,495 --> 01:19:33,261
|
||
and he's demonstrating
|
||
a new kind of technology.
|
||
|
||
1237
|
||
01:19:33,332 --> 01:19:38,292
|
||
This is--well, it's a device
|
||
to measure employee working
|
||
|
||
1238
|
||
01:19:38,371 --> 01:19:40,498
|
||
in less developed countries.
|
||
|
||
1239
|
||
01:19:40,573 --> 01:19:44,304
|
||
There's a thing here where...
|
||
|
||
1240
|
||
01:19:44,377 --> 01:19:48,279
|
||
on this screen I can see...
|
||
|
||
1241
|
||
01:19:48,347 --> 01:19:51,316
|
||
See, he watches people working there.
|
||
|
||
1242
|
||
01:19:51,384 --> 01:19:54,444
|
||
And they have little devices
|
||
that give them shocks.
|
||
|
||
1243
|
||
01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:56,511
|
||
It's just regular fabric.
|
||
|
||
1244
|
||
01:19:56,589 --> 01:19:59,922
|
||
In the future,
|
||
it'll be sensitive-smart fabric.
|
||
|
||
1245
|
||
01:19:59,992 --> 01:20:01,584
|
||
It's a little hot, but...
|
||
|
||
1246
|
||
01:20:02,862 --> 01:20:04,193
|
||
That one looks better. |